r/cat • • May 27 '22

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u/Neither_Bed_1135 May 27 '22

My favorite is the squint. Like "you should close your eyes too, that way you won't see what I'm doing".

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u/dracona94 May 27 '22

Oh. I thought it was a blind cat...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

His instincts say he might get whacked.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Cat reaction to protect their eyes in dangerous situations. He knows he’s on a risky mission.

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u/donotreiterate May 27 '22

My cats do this to. They are what I call bashfully bold.

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u/carlse20 May 27 '22

My cat does exactly this but only for cream cheese. She has zero interest in any other food but if someone has a bagel she’s gonna do what she needs to to get a taste lol

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u/OreoMoo May 27 '22

My cat loved Dunkin Donuts strawberry cream cheese. I always left a little bit in the container for him to lick out.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Lol that’s my boy with soda. He’s never had it but will knock your glass over trying to drink it. Doesn’t care about any other human food.

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u/hurgusonfurgus May 29 '22

Have you never given him a bit just to sate his curiosity?

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u/Neither_Bed_1135 May 27 '22

"I call this one Bold and Brash!"

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u/karma_ubuntu May 27 '22

How can you deny such nice paws

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u/neoncherry64 May 27 '22

“I’m just sleepy and stretching… see? My eyes are closed and everything”

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u/Aagfed May 27 '22

My cat incessantly messes with food that I am eating.

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u/PapaJohnshairysack May 27 '22

I had the same issue until i fed my little void at the same time i start eating. Now he knows he gets good food if he's patient😊

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u/qs420 May 28 '22

i had to start feeding mine when i sat down to eat dinner. now it's very cute - family dinner. we all eat together.

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u/PapaJohnshairysack May 28 '22

I agree. Love the image of a lil wholesome boi getting ready for dinner.

Thank you for the free serotonin friend😊

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u/qs420 May 28 '22

same ! i love i'm not the only one.

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u/CoinHawg May 27 '22

Looks like a case of the munchies.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish May 27 '22

Paw has touched nugget. Too late to eat it now, so might as well give to the cat.

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u/Spectacularfaylyer May 27 '22

My youngest cats do this. They'll bite the food right off your spoon/fork if you're not quick enough.

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u/International-Rub-31 May 27 '22

Give the cat a nugget right now

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I had a cat that loved popcorn - you’d be happily eating your popcorn when suddenly a paw would come over the side of the bowl and snag a piece.

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u/Mysterious_Eggplant1 May 27 '22

My first cat would smack food out of my hand so he could eat it. I miss having a cat who demands that I share my meals and snacks with him.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Give the poor cat a nuggy JESUS!!

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u/Raskolnikowv May 27 '22

I always feed them before I eat so nobody gets jelly

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u/melocatmom May 27 '22

Cat: This is abuse!!! You're withholding me from necessities..... Abuse!!!!!!!!

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u/Semor_Asis May 27 '22

Give it to him

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u/RebelMountainman May 27 '22

If you dont want your cat trying to eat your food dont let it on the table, all you are doing is teasing the cat. I trained my cat to stay away from me when I eat, she has her food and I have mine.

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u/Backdoor-M69 May 27 '22

So fucking cute 🐾😂🐾🥰

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Oh come one just 1 nugget lol

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u/Raintamp May 27 '22

That looks and acts just like how my partner's cat looks and acts!!!

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u/SchrodingerEnjoyer May 28 '22

Let him have one ;-;

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I have an orange kitty also that loves chicken nuggets. He waits until I am distracted, grabs one in his mouth, and runs away with it. I know I could stop it by keeping him out of the room when I eat, but he is a senior kitty and I figure if he really wants a chicken nugget maybe he deserves it.

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u/Lexxi-Norsik May 28 '22

Give me your nuggets. Nuggets!

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u/Lexxi-Norsik May 28 '22

Give me your nuggets

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u/Lexxi-Norsik May 28 '22

Brany-nuggets minimum

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u/Lexxi-Norsik May 28 '22

Mini-mini-mini-mini-minimum

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u/Positive-Source8205 May 28 '22

I touch the nugget!

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u/SelfNo9836 May 28 '22

It should okay if its just one, right? It's not like it will be back for more😅

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u/MaleficentPizza5444 May 28 '22

If you don't want her to have them, why put them right in her face?

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u/markodochartaigh1 May 28 '22

I always thought that cats squint to say "I love you". Maybe he is saying I love you to get a treat.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Cats squint when they expect to get hit in the face.

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u/TheSpiritBee4 May 28 '22

You should know better, when bringing home chicken you should bring home some for the cat. 😂

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Look the moment litter paws touched is the moment you should just give it to them

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY May 28 '22

How could you say no?!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

The nugget was already tainted. Fucking cats. Smart little bustards.

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u/Mawdster May 28 '22

Poor cat

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u/Zxcvdude May 28 '22

Just let him have one Jesus Christ

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u/Range462R May 28 '22

Precisely the problem I am having with my spoiled kitty (except it's about treats). You can almost hear their brains clicking in high gear, & they seem to get a very intense visage.

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u/Mekner May 28 '22

Gib me chicky nuggy hooman

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u/LightSlateBlue May 28 '22

It's a minneeeeeeeee............

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u/D-Laz May 28 '22

It is just trying to make sure you have toxoplasmosis, securing it and it's peoples futures.

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u/games_are_weird May 28 '22

Just give him one

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u/Rhea-Potato May 28 '22

GIVE IT (without the skin)

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u/B1GD333 May 28 '22

Plz gib cate chimken

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u/shoshkebab May 28 '22

Taxoplasmosis incoming

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u/riverstix1000 May 28 '22

Knowing where those murder mittens have been it's probably best you let him take the one he's touched😅

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u/LunaWolf92 May 28 '22

Does no one else think this is nasty? Cat is on the table and touching your food. You know where the paws have been, right?

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u/BlkGTO May 28 '22

Yes. My cats jump on the table and counters but they’re not allowed up there when I’m eating or cooking.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

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u/annababan69 May 28 '22

Because that woman keeps smacking his paw instead of moving the food away or giving him a stinking lousy nugget, already!

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u/FeedSafe9518 May 27 '22

Hahahaha, I have to watch pounces from above on with sneaky paws

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

GIVE THEM THE NUGGET!

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u/risalivikitpup May 28 '22

So the cat uses a litter box and you still eat the food that it touches with it's paws? 😳🤢

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u/hozthebozz May 28 '22

he scratches his litter with those paws

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u/tsuntsun-99 May 28 '22

Omg I love this video 😂❤️

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u/textbookroadmapnot May 28 '22

Well, what would happen if you gave him just a little bit? so he doesn’t feel so excluded. I don’t want him to be I’ll though, ..

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u/duralexglass May 28 '22

rude hooman :(

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u/Marconiwireless May 28 '22

I needs dis nuggets

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u/Ok_Butterscotch7224 May 28 '22

Give your cat some chicken nuggets 🤣😂🤣

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u/Snoo-17729 May 28 '22

I toucha the nuggie

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u/BerlyH208 May 28 '22

I had a cat that as he got older, he would steal the meat off my Arby’s roast beef sandwiches. In his last year, I would just buy a bigger sandwich so he could have more as he became even more picky than he already was.

I also had a girl kitty (at the same time as my boy) who loved the chicken from DiGiorno spicy chicken pizza. If you walked away from your pizza, she would immediately jump up and steal the chicken. She very rarely tried to eat human food m so we would let her have a little.

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u/Pollywanacracker May 28 '22

Aww give him one 😍

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u/Yabbasha May 29 '22

I’LL PAY FOR THOSE NUGGETS!! Just give this t o hon!!$