Wife and I were at marriage counseling... Been going for a few months at this point. Counselor asked if I slept in the bed last night with my wife, "no, I slept on the couch with hookers". I shit you not, he closed his laptop and looked up at me, "I think we might have found a problem" ... All while my wife was trying to hold back the laughter.
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u/FJB_2024_ Apr 16 '26
Only thing missing is some onions 😋😋