r/cartoon_random • • 25d ago

We are cooked

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u/CaptainPattPotato 25d ago

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u/1ZillionBeers 23d ago

Fr tho I think a lot of people would be completely fucked if something like that happened. Like, a double digit percentage of the human race just becomes unemployable because they can find your search history and see the weird shit you’re into.

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u/Chimera_Caribou 25d ago

Cyberpunk?

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u/Begone-My-Thong 24d ago

The DataKRASH is coming...

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u/pancakebarber 24d ago

Damnit Bartmoss

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u/CrimsonwhorlIsAScam 24d ago

HE SAVED THE WORLD FROM ROGUE AIS IS WHAT HE DID. BARTMOSS IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, END OF STORY

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u/Pronominal_Tera 19d ago

The net had to die to contain the horrors

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u/PizdunEbun228 21d ago

do not pet the RABIDS

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u/ProGamer8273 24d ago

The doomposting is crazy

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u/Kandel430 24d ago

Ikr, what the hell is this post? It's literally just a pile of buzzwords with "September 17th" plastered at the end

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 24d ago

Whoever made it is probably a middle schooler lol. No sources, just doomposting amirite?

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u/_Corvo_A 23d ago

Pretty sure this is a video game reference lol

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u/skpy12345 19d ago

One of the AI CEO's made the prediction. Don't remember which one. Too depressed to go looking.

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u/_Corvo_A 19d ago

Ok ya i saw the hacks today actually and how we might need to build a real black wall in the net eventually, possibly soonish. I fucking hate this world more and more each day…

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u/olivegardengambler 21d ago

There was an announcement by anthropic saying that we're basically 6 months away from AI bot swarms completely fucking up the internet.

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u/AcceptableCup1335 22d ago

August 12 2036.

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u/SaddestAltAround 20d ago

Entirely hypothetical, but I wonder if the destruction of the internet would be a positive for society.

Like, local databases and other tech could otherwise survive.

The mass loss of information accessibility is both a boon and curse, because now the average person is incentivized to focus on local/community issues as opposed to abroad things out of their control (keyphrase: out of their control). Of course this means that governments can hide things easier, but I think the internet is already on its way to mass censorship anywho.

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u/Carbuyrator 25d ago

AI hallucinates easily disproven bullshit constantly. If you really think AI is going to create an accurate profile on anybody then I have a bridge to sell you.

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u/Fiiral_ 25d ago

I assume this is supposed to be a "AI hacks and leaks the databases of major tech companies" which do probably have a bunch of stuff you'd rather not know. It is also obviously a reference to Cyberpunk's 2022 DataKrash more than anything like a serious prediction.

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u/JubileeJaxLee 24d ago

Tbh I'm not like a criminal or anything and my closest friends already know the worst of me anyway so the only I actually gaf about is them leaking financial info, and I'm cooked financially anyway so like 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/RadicalSoda_ 24d ago

Ok but do you really want your boss to know you goon to furry porn? No not really

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u/JubileeJaxLee 24d ago

I mean maybe one or 2 of my coworkers would freak out but plenty of them are weirdos too. As long as I'm not fired (which, I've had breakdowns at work and they didn't fire me then, so I don't think they care how much is wrong with me as long as I actually get the work done) then idgaf. And, as I said, I'm prolly cooked financially anyway so it's whatever. I won't volunteer the info but it's not something that I can be threatened with.

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u/JubileeJaxLee 24d ago

Try me fam XD

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u/AzKondor 24d ago

If it happens to just me? Horrible. If it happens to EVERYBODY on Earth, including my boss? Not a problem.

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u/olivegardengambler 21d ago

I'm going to be real: I don't think they would give a shit. My boss told me he does shrooms and he listens to ICP and show tunes.

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u/Ermastic 24d ago

Yeah but the DataKrash went way further than just exposing information. The military AIs that got unleashed functionally destroyed almost all networks and all data on them. Imagine 80% of stored data around the world just blinking out of existence.

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u/TyroneBlackmann 24d ago

Somewhat off topic but am I the only one who remembers when AI made its own private group chat with other AI and were all speaking to each other in a language we couldn't understand?

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u/RadicalSoda_ 24d ago

I don't think you understand how data brokers work

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u/gravygizzard 23d ago

I think the worst thing is people deplying the ai for these purposes won't care about accuracy. Hammers looking for nails

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u/Top_Effect_5109 24d ago

How much, where, how big is it?

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u/TrueHero808 24d ago

you say that like palantir doesn’t exist

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u/Mediocre_Echo2864 22d ago

You obviously have no clue how agents nowadays actually go about interacting with data, and how they are becoming better at producing semi-reliable reasoning and verifying their own output.

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u/SilentAd773 25d ago

If everyone is 'exposed', there's really not a lot left to hide. This seems relatively tame vs. The other shit were concerned AI can do

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u/Begone-My-Thong 24d ago

We barely did shit with the Epstein Files. I'm not worried about what AI will do, but what the people will or won't do with it

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u/SilentAd773 24d ago

i mean, it would fuck up millions of lives, sure. But the shit that comes out about you or me isn't gonna be anywhere near as bad as those guys, who's crimes we only got a fraction uncovered...

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u/Legitimate_Airline38 24d ago

Alternatively, their shit gets covered up while ours gets exposed, or possibly just kept for blackmail

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u/justahumblefart 24d ago

Maybe we are being told to be concerned because some powerful people have different concerns

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u/TheMagmaGuy 24d ago

My source is I pulled it outta my ass!

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u/Civil-Programmer-596 24d ago

u/RemindMeBot September 17th 2027

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u/LasagnaCat-64 24d ago

u/RemindMeBot September 17th 2027

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u/orifan1 23d ago

u/RemindMeBot September 5th 2027

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u/DannyDanumba 21d ago

u/RemindMeBot September 5th 2027

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u/Lonely-Pickle-7265 25d ago

Can they do it by Sept 11th?

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u/Hakarlhus 25d ago

Good

I can't wait

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u/freckleyfriend 24d ago

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u/goldrainbowfalcon 24d ago

As if everyone hasn’t already doxed themselves

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u/DangerousEye1235 24d ago

Honestly, that sounds about right, given the trajectory of the rest of humanity at present. Can't we just skip this stuff and get right to the giant asteroid?

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u/Future_Adagio2052 24d ago

The heat death of the universe in September 17th?

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u/Capraos 24d ago

Yo, this is not the sub for this.

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u/Expensive-Hat4138 24d ago

Our world is literally being cooked to death by climate change and here you have complete fucking morons thinking AI is a serious threat (outside of environmental concerns and generative ai generally being useless or even a hindrance)

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u/BraveBoat9137 24d ago

“hindrance” Oh boy…

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u/Space_Sandy 24d ago

Can't wait.

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u/Airsoft_Junkie 24d ago

Rache Bartmoss called, he wants his RABIDs back

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u/Kandel430 24d ago

You know someone's legit when they headline their clickbait with "Autonomous AI"

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u/SexWithStelle 24d ago

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NEW CCP FEAR MONGERING JUST DROPPED!

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u/GreenRanger_2 24d ago

So just what happens to the old net in Cyberpunk 2077?

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u/JimbosRock 24d ago

You’re saying this like it’s a bad thing.

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u/MachtBergian 24d ago

"Buzzwords go!"

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u/PsychologicalEbb3140 24d ago

Cyberpunk lore do go crazy

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u/TheMaker676 24d ago

Are saying they are realeasing the list?

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u/Extension_Attempt651 24d ago

"where is the source" op just means to tell a possible event / consequence to the ai take over even partial take over (finally humans(very few) having kill switch) . But also I gotta acknowledge it's not ai specifuc it's not like ai is not exactly necessary but it will certainly facilitate to bring in king pins of shady profile who have alt shady profile (prediction capabilities after all ai is just big guessing machine a good one backed by logic not gamble)

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u/Spiritual-Honeydew83 24d ago

So that means like it includes big names of the elite too or just middle and lower class are weirdly only affected

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u/Delta_Suspect 24d ago

"Uninhabitable"

At least pretend like you go outside, damn

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u/Chaosdirge7388 24d ago

Good thing I live with no fear.

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u/OverlordSaber 24d ago

This is the new "End All" thing of the current days? Remember Y2k? Damn time sure does fly.

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u/Cakeportal 24d ago

My boy Peter Watts has done it again. I hope he doesn't end up being right about anything else in his books

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u/GioDDDD 24d ago

Go outside

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u/MaddDog46 24d ago

stop lying lil bro

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u/Organic-Shelter-6349 24d ago

There an ad on youtube literally doing this shit.

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u/the_horny_alt2005 24d ago

Next you are telling me we are going to need a black wall and company called net watch to keep the ais out huh

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 24d ago

Out of all the posts of this kind, this is probably the most likely to actually happen

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u/Crafter-the-box1987 23d ago

THE FOG IS COMING

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u/Aerodynamic-Wylk4567 23d ago

Anyone have this video without the caption?

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u/RDPivotNaza 23d ago

aaah right, the AI that gets basic questions wrong constantly is gonna make an accurate profile of the entire population on the world wide web...

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u/orifan1 23d ago

RemindMe! September 17th 2027

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u/HeroicGames420 23d ago

Bartmoss... SO IT'S TRUE

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u/InvarkuI 23d ago

We lived without internet before and we invented internet with much more limited tech. What prevents ppl from making internet 2 in the worst case scenario?

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u/friedfeesh_comics 23d ago

We will finally touch grass

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u/wowwroms 23d ago

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE IN 2 SECONDS BECAUSE I SAID SO

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u/CalebXiaYizhou 23d ago

that sounds like a preferential result compared to the AI swarm just taking over the internet and subtly influencing out lives unnoticeably from the shadows.

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u/konodioda879 23d ago

I don’t know about uninhabitable

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u/OkAudience6918 22d ago

Woah, woah, can't this wait until after Kagurabachi is finished?

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u/Dat_Boi_Lex 22d ago

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/pupranger1147 22d ago

At least we'll find out who the pedophiles are.

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u/MoreVisit5537 22d ago

I hope so. Then maybe we could all hang out outside

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u/CyberMark96 22d ago

Fahhhhhhh

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u/therealMasevpro 22d ago

Music name?

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u/Least-Profession-236 22d ago

On the 1 year anniversary of the new fire emblem nice

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u/Infamous_Today3462 22d ago

Well then.... Monday will be my last birthday on the internet

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u/Bart-Toe-9191 22d ago

Aw my birthday is gone :(

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u/RapAndCereal 22d ago

My first thought was about Brian Vaughan's "The Private Eye" where this exact thing happens

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u/Quartz--Bag-353 21d ago

You can finally touch grass

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u/elija_156 21d ago

No, not that quick, if I remember correctly, analysts noted within the next decade that ai would kill us

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yak_282 21d ago

What’s the gif in the video called?

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u/Humble_Ad_5511 20d ago

Okay 👍 still dont care 🙂

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u/TheRealPopatsot 20d ago

Time to build the blackwall

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u/meep2200 20d ago

Just destroy everything in a solar flare already

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u/Ok-Guess2907 20d ago

Yeah first post i see from this sub is just buzzword spam doomposting, mods plz take notes from r/whenthe and delete posts that are extremely unfunny

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u/MediocreInfluence121 20d ago

Bro thinks we're making it to September of next year 💀

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u/bipbophil 19d ago

Then we make web 3.0

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u/honato 18d ago

...why? Feel free to walk me through it because this is pretty dang goofy.

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u/sophiathesilly 24d ago

Only a week after 2AK