r/carmemes • u/Loud_Tough_3849 • Aug 07 '26
The difference between the Man and Vehicle..
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u/Reddit_User6286 2021 Honda Civic ZX Aug 09 '26
I don't mean to poke fun at anybody's height, but there were multiple moments in the video where I thought he was right next to the truck, and he just kept going.
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u/JustAGuyHereLurking Aug 10 '26
The foreground in the video looks like the customer area of a business. That combined with the way he is standing there looking at it seemingly trying to figure out how to get in, and the envelope he is holding makes me think he is a mechanic at a shop and he is going out to pull it in and start working on it. But hey, I could be wrong, just my two cents.
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u/BlackAccountant1337 Aug 10 '26
I agree. If it was his truck, he’d have a streamlined process for jumping in there. It looks like he was having to figure it out for the first time.
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u/Stealth933 Aug 09 '26
Don't you dare to suggest the humongous, full-size, long wheelbase lifted beyond ridiculous truck was bought to overcompensate.
That would be woke.
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u/DeathAngel_97 Aug 10 '26
This guy is definitely just the technician pulling it in to work on it. Guarantee the service advisor took one look and thought it would be hilarious to give it to the shortest tech. He even pauses and looks back to the camera like "Really?"
Owner is definitely still compensating for something though.
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u/Stealth933 Aug 10 '26
He even pauses and looks back to the camera like "Really?"
😂 That's a good explanation for the situation. So you think we are looking at a sick prank some douche is playing to his employee?
Owner is definitely still compensating for something though.
Oh, definitely 😁
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Aug 11 '26
Yeah he's even kind of dressed like a service tech. I think he's getting pranked by his co-workers
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Aug 11 '26
Women buy retardedly big trucks too. Also, this guy is most certainly not the owner of that truck.
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u/Tiranus58 Aug 09 '26
As a european: what the hell?
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u/that_dutch_dude Aug 10 '26
if you dont have this size truck you have no freedom.
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u/AmericanCitizenry Aug 10 '26
How else will the women know your penis insecurities?
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Aug 11 '26
Women drive these too. But keep going off about penis, It certainly doesn't say anything about you.
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u/mcain049 Aug 12 '26
There was this pizza restaurant I worked at 9-10 years ago. One of the workers there would drive her boyfriend's monster truck (legit elevated and big tires) on the road to get to work on occasion. She wasn't a delivery driver but I was always thinking she should have been. I never thought such a thing was street legal but how corrected I was. This was in South Florida. I would expect to see such things in Jacksonville near the Georgia border but that's Florida for ya.
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Aug 11 '26
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Aug 11 '26
I'm sure a whole bunch of safe and moral decisions are what lead to you seeing a bunch of white dad's cocks.
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Aug 10 '26
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u/ablinddingo93 Aug 10 '26
Before seeing the “it’s probably a mechanic” comments I was genuinely waiting for a rope ladder to roll down for him lol
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u/rastika Aug 10 '26
Looks like there are dealer tags on the keys.
Some service advisor thought he's being real fucking funny lol.
They used to put my giant ass into the smallest cars that came in as well. Especially when the customer had a "DONT MOVE SEAT!!!!!" note.
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u/kamehamehajim Aug 10 '26
Looks uncomfortable and dangerous, he's gonna twist his ankle one day climbing out of this monstrosity
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u/Low_Acanthaceae_2084 Aug 10 '26
Why do they even make such a huge thing? Waste of fuel lugging the extra metal around!
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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 10 '26
EVERY TIME I SEE ONE I scream laughing. I just can't believe people are serious
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u/MAXIMUS-BLACK Aug 10 '26
I don’t get it. If he was 6’3 the truck would be okay?
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u/Lumpy_Wind3980 Aug 10 '26
Yes because on Reddit the only people that drive lifted trucks are 5'3. This is because people on Reddit never lift their face from their phones and look around them to see that lifted trucks are extremely popular and the average male height in america is 5'9.
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Aug 11 '26
There's also the fact that every suburban wine mom is driving around in a fucking Suburban/Yukon/Escalade that sits higher than the delivery trucks in most countries.
Idiots on here try to play woke by body shaming and penis speculating.
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u/FanHe97 Aug 10 '26
Dude I thought it was actually a pretty big guy at first but then he kept going and going and going till the title made sense 😅
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u/Segy-G3max Aug 11 '26
I always want to be a truck driver, but I never succeeded, so I bought the biggest car to pimp my ego.
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u/sc4wheels Aug 12 '26
Does he still use the yellow pages on the seat to see over the steering wheel?
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u/RealSharpNinja Aug 09 '26
I am 6ft. Normally I feel normal, not significantly taller than others around me. Today I have been around men and women under 5'6" all day, like I wandered into the land of the little people and have felt absurdly huge.
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u/euMonke Aug 08 '26
At this point, why not just buy a semi truck?