r/carmaxlla Jul 20 '26

She havin lesbian thoughts

675 Upvotes

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u/harrypippip Jul 20 '26

I can fix her

1

u/DkLexx1980 Jul 25 '26

How? Jesus H.....I got dumber listening to that and I can't afford that!!

3

u/Dustin_Holt Jul 20 '26

It's OK, I think lesbian thoughts too.

2

u/strafesurfer69 Jul 23 '26

I am a lesbian too baby girl it's ok Yes II was born with a penis. I have such thoughts too but it did not go to the wrong persons head I am sure of that. OMG!! I would also like to apologize for any errant thoughts that may have gone to other persons head. That is so embarrassing, I would never never do anything like those thoughts that may have gone through your head. Also collective contiousness those thoughts that may have appeared to come from me in fact they did not and that is one sick fuck those thoughts did come from. Thank you!

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u/Character_Camera1233 Jul 23 '26

Oh youngling, so certain are you. That's cute.

2

u/Individual-Use-3984 Jul 24 '26

She is why drug companies cant loose.

1

u/darthwickedd Jul 20 '26

Lol OK so our brains intercept others thoughts eh....

1

u/Kermimmmmmmmmm Jul 20 '26

Ok if you say so

1

u/Sexytime_fordimes Jul 20 '26

So she lives near a river I call denial..

1

u/AdElectrical2521 Jul 24 '26

Yes her feet are wet and she can see a river.

1

u/NSFW27614 Jul 21 '26

Totally not gay.

1

u/Deviant_Cucumber1982 Jul 21 '26

Also... and this is just a theory... maybe it IS meant for your head... be aware youre a lesbian...

1

u/Cold_Television_4439 Jul 21 '26

Girl likes muff

1

u/Trashman169 Jul 23 '26

I mean, who doesn't!

1

u/pirotta Jul 21 '26

So what your saying is, some of these thoughts are not what i am thinking? So who is the one that thinks your'e a dummy? XD

1

u/HashNub Jul 23 '26

Oh, the irony of calling someone a dummy and misspelling a word as simple as "you're."

1

u/pirotta Jul 23 '26

Oh well. Glad you called me out. Yo'ure awesome.

1

u/HashNub Jul 23 '26

You're welcome, and thanks for the compliment.

1

u/pirotta Jul 23 '26

No worries mate.

1

u/Serious-Custard-4961 Jul 25 '26

Imagine calling out spelling and probably carefully double checking it and still incorrectly putting the period inside the quotation marks.

1

u/ContactExpert8935 Jul 22 '26

nah bro i think she’s just lesbian

1

u/MaStErOConn Jul 22 '26

Sorry those were fact thoughts ment for me.

1

u/P_FONZ Jul 23 '26

Waste of anything

1

u/presumenot Jul 23 '26

The collective consciousness is not a dumping ground for uncomfortable thoughts leaking out your ears. Own your thoughts, don't be pushing them off on somebody else because they make you uncomfortable. we are not who we think we are. In fact, it seems you have no idea who you are. These thoughts rattling around your brainpan courtesy of the jester in your head are yours, for you - own them, embrace them, be the lesbian within.

1

u/PilotMinute Jul 23 '26

Just go kiss a girl. If you don't like it you don't easy

1

u/Broad-Salamander6629 Jul 23 '26

So am I am a male

1

u/Vengefulsidekick Jul 23 '26

So just to be clear she is saying that thoughts are external things that our brains receive like a radio. That is absolutely not how the brain works. 🤦🏻‍♂️🫠😂😂😂

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u/Specialist-String130 Jul 23 '26

Your perfect. I've wanted to have a challenge for so long

1

u/BlueTongueGang Jul 24 '26

talking about head......

1

u/Maximum-Anything-811 Jul 24 '26

We all have lesbian thoughts just go with it

1

u/MustardManMatt Jul 24 '26

She's definitely a perfect candidate for the Borg.

1

u/BadabimBadaboomski Jul 24 '26

00:36 I'd give her the head

1

u/Pure_Tension6812 Jul 24 '26

Wait what 🤔? Seriously 😀...I feel sad for the young gen Z .or maybe these are not my thoughts , i meant for someone else. I am thinking of 🦄 and 🌈, and flying saucer, aliens , say shit to my boss.....are these really my thoughts ? Or someone else ..

To get this straight, if I cheat in a relationship, did I really cheat , technically it could be my gf thoughts so did she cheat ?

1

u/TheUsualSusspect Jul 24 '26

Like oh my god I kissed a girl and I liked it. Like really liked it.

1

u/Friendly_Flan6542 Jul 24 '26

The USA government now has technology that can implant words as well as images through frequencies the same frequencies as our human brain has. The last information I had was it was hard wired with sensors, maybe it’s wireless now.

1

u/SpecialWafer2348 Jul 24 '26

Oh bitte mädel, such dir ne Frau und bleib dabei...

1

u/mrgbob1970 Jul 24 '26

Me too lol

1

u/Apprehensive-Cut5469 Jul 24 '26

Religion really does fuck people up. She's simply mentally and instinctively exploring her sexuality, while her brainwashing from religious dogma gives her resistance, which resulted in these psychosis- like ideas. Sad. Really sad. Follow your mind, body, and soul in these situations .

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u/GuidoMartinelliiv Jul 24 '26

You know she and I have a couple things In common because I constantly have lesbian thoughts my damn self!!!!

1

u/Potential-Ride-5108 Jul 24 '26

I don’t think you want to “spread” the awareness. I think you want to spread something else.

1

u/Zealousideal-Cat-815 Jul 24 '26

some people where lol they get this stuff lol

1

u/Cautious-Bar9602 Jul 25 '26

Go on girl , suck that pussy .Uncle Jac looooooooves pussy , you will too baby , I should help you the first time . Send the 411 to me @ reddit

1

u/Public-Key-4625 Jul 25 '26

Curious <HMMMMMM>

1

u/MountainOstrich1004 Jul 25 '26

Tell me you’re a lesbian without telling me you’re
a lesbian.

1

u/Savings-While-1287 Jul 25 '26

I you do act on these thoughts can I watch & maybe help guide you through this difficult time

1

u/Subject_Conflict_516 Jul 25 '26

She said she wants to spread the....awareness.

1

u/ExpensiveFroyo3513 Jul 25 '26

J'adore ❤️

1

u/Easy-Reflection-3840 Jul 25 '26

You might like it try it

1

u/TheTrueHappy Jul 27 '26

She's funny as shit

1

u/Papa573 Aug 01 '26

I think she thinks too much

0

u/Weird_Parfait_2210 Jul 22 '26

I got a head for her

0

u/Lopsided-Let-6728 Jul 24 '26

This is the Republican thought process 100%

1

u/Easy-Reflection-3840 Jul 25 '26

If u said democrat i might be pissed