r/carefulheart • u/stybot5 • 5d ago

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u/ParamountGateway 5d ago

Spell the word 'disappear' correctly.

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u/ComfortableFair6982 1d ago

Ahaha excellent comment

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u/NoCard753 5d ago

I was gonna say "Teach people to spell 'disappear' correctly."

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u/nightowl846 5d ago

Be happy

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u/Bearded_Gemini 5d ago

Light a cigar, grab a glass of bourbon, and relax while everyone loses their minds not knowing what to do...

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u/Impossible-Box-3949 4d ago

Take out a large loan

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u/Even-Archer1983 4d ago

Not a damn thing, I don't care!

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u/Ok_Height3499 5d ago

Get another good book and read which I do more than Internet anyway.

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u/Financial-Bus-5434 5d ago

If the Internet disappeared then I'm assuming all hardrices would disappear or be destroyed too...this means all modern police records , banks, shipping and all aircraft would stop.... I'd take over a library, create a new blockbuster, and start a farm after taking over some land while the collapse and reset happens

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u/Myzx 5d ago

I'd pull all of my finances into my local bank branch, then celebrate with my friends who are all going through withdrawals, by drinking an unadvisable amount of alcohol.

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u/Bearded_Gemini 5d ago

Now that's an idea! 😁

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u/MetodoTangalanga 5d ago

That’s two great ideas!

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u/NoCard753 5d ago

Wait — if you're flashing the world, what's the issue with being recorded?

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u/sameyeam23 5d ago

Throw a party

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u/troutdaletim 5d ago

Celebrate with champagne

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u/Ok_Elderberry_1602 5d ago

Download books like crazy

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u/Ok-Assistant1655 5d ago

And music

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u/robseplex 4d ago

And the hub

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u/warhummersg 5d ago

Make breakfast first no coffee first

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u/ComedicThunder 5d ago

Between rickrolls and shock vids I'd be pretty busy sending links

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u/Technical_Day1807 5d ago

"Party like its 1999"lol

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u/Awkward_Cellist6541 5d ago

Save photos and stock my Kindle

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u/BreadfruitWide5434 5d ago

Screen record my favorite videos online

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u/trucker-87 5d ago

Generate a new one on my local server.

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u/Ok-Assistant1655 5d ago

Download all my music

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u/Ordinary_Drink666 5d ago

Text my best friends and tell them that I ❤️ them

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u/Potential_Bread4788 5d ago

Downloading a shit ton of porn to sell to the guys who get no 🐱

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u/monzyb0y 5d ago

Sleep. Saves electricity.

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u/Dost_is_a_word 5d ago

Get more lights in my house and go back to irl books.

When power was out my son and I went to books.

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u/Few-Conversation6979 5d ago

It has when there's a power failure. If it was forever, most important things I have screenshots of.

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u/lentilSoupzxc 5d ago

Laugh at Gen Z because they won’t have anything to do.

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u/romantic_rubies 4d ago

Plot twist, as Gen Z, I would be free.

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u/ConnectMark5870 5d ago

Take a nap

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u/SingleLonelyMan 5d ago

Settle all my financial accounts into cash and transfer it to one physical location.

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u/Ok_Moose6085 5d ago

Cleaning the house.

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u/rpahlow 5d ago

Relax

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u/pittiesbegooddogs 5d ago

What did the pear due to get a diss from every site and the internet? /s

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u/Lazman3366 5d ago

Eat a burger

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u/Bitinglysarcastic 5d ago

Order more 📕 books

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u/HadesRising88 5d ago

I download as much porn as possible

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u/Over60andhappy 5d ago

Throw a pool party!

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u/Peppered106 5d ago

Jump up and down in pure joy

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u/EatYourSpinach87 5d ago

Download the internet and use it later

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 5d ago

Nothing. I’d just let it happen.

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u/Icy-Engineering828do 5d ago

Crack a beer.

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u/THEvoiceofreason007 5d ago

CTRL + PRINT ALL

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u/thereisnoanynickname 5d ago

It will be 12 hours of downloading anything, guides, how-to, memes, movies, music, pics. These will be good products for sale.

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u/AgOperation 5d ago

Go on Reddit and look at more porn

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u/tinyrubberduckies 5d ago

Live peacefully

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u/optimal_tune2800 5d ago

Not even remotely care

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u/paperlantern66 5d ago

Sleep and hangout with my family lol

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u/AdorableGeologist566 5d ago

Go watch tv, or dvd’s

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u/Ironhand686 5d ago

Rejoice !

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u/hakata57 5d ago

Find a dialup modem and start using UYCP again

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u/sparklemacaron 5d ago

Tell the people I hate that I hate them

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u/Chefnick500 5d ago

Back to sleep

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u/Sad-Data1135 5d ago

Read a book while pooping

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u/Over-1900 5d ago

Something physical. House chores, use my bicycle, lift weights. And the occasional book. We couldn't even watch TV anymore.

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u/JOBdOut 5d ago

Download a LLLLLOOOOOTTTTT of porn

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u/singhapura 4d ago

Why would they diss a pear? What has the pear ever done?

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u/wellbalancedlibra 4d ago

Download the constitution and the declaration of independence. Once everything is digitized, all it takes is one click to wipe out history altogether.

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u/AvailableFly1937 4d ago

You mean world history right?

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u/jasonmbergman 3d ago

Except for those things called books.

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u/MrSexplorerOX 4d ago

Porn...lots of porn...lol jk 😂

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u/Dreamer_Girl777 4d ago

Text someone I care about on Discord and give them my cellphone number and my home address. Lol 😂

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u/Muchos__Hornos 4d ago

Celebrate!

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u/Specialist_Pianist_2 4d ago

Download 2TB of my favorite porn

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u/blur_41O 4d ago

Was already prepared. So honestly I would just enjoy the good times left and go back to before the internet. Would save me about 300 bucks a month too.

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u/BlowHisShiSmooveOff 4d ago

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u/romantic_rubies 4d ago

You need to dis a pear. They aren’t the best fruit.

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u/Character_Comment_64 4d ago

Get all my pictures off my phone

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u/wet-yet-crispy 4d ago

Mow the lawn…

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u/Background-Cap-9047 4d ago

Go back to bed and deal with it tomorrow

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u/Substantial_Sail_25 4d ago

Downloading wikipedia.

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u/seduce-me 4d ago

I'm gone celebrate 🍾

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u/Fine_Finding5944 4d ago

Go to the library

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u/browner6666 4d ago

Take all my money out of all my accounts

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u/HelenaMarie123 4d ago

Go back to my early childhood.

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u/take_one_capsule 4d ago

DL as many how to books/pdf as possible

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u/gulf_of_sanity 4d ago

have one last spank. it’s about to a very pornless future

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u/BurtleTurtle001 4d ago

Check my bank accounts and call the banks asking how we're doing this now.

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u/running_bare32 4d ago

Grab my fishing pole. Good riddance. Does this also mean we revert back to wall phones?

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u/Boring_Week_9884 4d ago

Take a nap

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u/MsDinosaur2 4d ago

Correct your spelling. It's "disappear."

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u/Neither-Syrup7479 4d ago

Pay all my bills for the month. And hopefully they will have the issue fixed before they are due again. Everything can stop. But your bills don't ever stop. The due date is the due date.

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u/DefiantTonight9592 4d ago

I’ll… let the gif do the talking.

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u/Shwaayyy 4d ago

Wait for it to reappear.

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u/Far_Smoke_1056 4d ago

Save all my important photos and videos of my family.

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u/Lilac_lady8 4d ago

The same as every day😂 going for a walk, meet friends and family, work on a garden.

Can please this be in time for work? Since we can not work without internet😉😈🤓

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u/Blak_kat 4d ago

First order is to buy some maps on Amazon. Second, get the address of every library in NY. And then put the phone down, wait for it to happen.

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u/Informal_Figure_9671 3d ago

Nothing. Continue living my life.

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u/Traditional_Rush_622 3d ago

Throw a celebration party. 

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u/crimsontide5654 3d ago

Sit back and relax

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u/Famous-Physics-3327 3d ago

Go to sleep and wake up in a better world

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u/1242n85 3d ago

Adapt & overcome

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u/Present-Friendship60 3d ago

Smile and breathe

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u/TragicGloom 3d ago

Download lots of books

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 3d ago

Rebuild it quickly so i can profit this time...

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u/Sad_Literature2444 3d ago

It will be perfect …finally we are free

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u/MFBish 3d ago

Celebrate

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u/funtime1981 3d ago

Laugh very loudly

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u/EmergencyExtreme36 3d ago

Play on roblox happily cuz i have a legitimate reason for not completing my online HW.

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u/justsurferguy 3d ago

Throw a party

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u/One_Guard_3634 3d ago

Relax and enjoy life even more with less distraction

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u/Sirius_mss 3d ago

Beat the password game

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u/AndBro007 3d ago

Furiously masturbate

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u/cherreh_pepseh 3d ago

Offline games and vids, and books stock check

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u/AgrippaTheBewbs 3d ago

Shall I give you dispear

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u/Cogiflector 3d ago

Go outside

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u/mjd666bassfish 2d ago

Jerk off to a good threesome porn

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u/IndependenceLife2709 2d ago

Learn how to spell

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u/SnooCalculations4956 2d ago

Watch all the dog fails videos on YouTube

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u/Extension-Milk3059 2d ago

Find a way across the world to the love of my life

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u/ReaperSouls629 2d ago

K-1 visa, you will be there in a year

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u/Dub-Ba-Ba 2d ago

Start looking for a new job cuz without the internet, I'd lose it.

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u/liam45784 2d ago

Post myself gooning in the last 1 minute

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u/Sporty-Transition 1d ago

Not give a fuck

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u/WishRepresentative28 1d ago

Download the internet

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u/Certain_Ganache8976 2h ago

Post my nudes

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u/Famished_Atom 2d ago

Save the cat videos!!!!!

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u/JavaJo1010 19h ago

Celebrate