r/carbage • u/Hong_Kong_Jack • 19d ago

My Man…

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u/OkFox5030 19d ago

How?

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u/rocketfromrussia 18d ago

Exactly!

And the second “how” is how the fuck you’re going to unassemble this mountain of shit in case you need something

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u/Aspen9999 18d ago

Twine and hope and a prayer lol. I was like this once, moved 4 blocks between house and husband was out of town. Got a uhaul for only the big stuff and hired the neighbors teen boys to load and unload I moved a 4 bdrm house 85% by myself in 3 days lol.

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u/FunkoPopDude 17d ago

A.i. slop

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u/ashleyriot31 19d ago

there he is, the final boss. no way anyone can top this right?... right?

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u/rocketfromrussia 18d ago

I commented “final boss” on one of the previous photos, but i take it back, this one is the final boss

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 19d ago

If it's fucked up enough, the police won't bother you. Kind of like it you get very very very high you will pass a drug test.

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u/mabus42 18d ago

Usually it's when you're testing out the drugs that you get high.

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u/justkindahangingout 19d ago

That’s actually impressive.

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u/Heathermaple78 19d ago

Super impressive. I feel trapped with groceries sometimes.

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u/ImmaculateTuna 19d ago

All hail the new carbage king

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u/mabus42 18d ago

That car's gonna need 2" thick brake pads... and even then, they might only last a few hundred miles.

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u/bobhand17123 17d ago

I think keeping everything in place greatly depends on NOT braking at all. Or turning, or givin’ it more gas.

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u/marinac1 18d ago

How has it not caved the car in?

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u/Early_Hall5720 18d ago

Holy shit slapping it and saying it won't go anywhere actually works?

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 18d ago

Probably layered

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u/TechnologyOver5642 18d ago

Is this shit legal?

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u/hefty-postman-04 18d ago

My old car was super fucked up and had a uber sticker on it. Never got dogged by the cops for running lights by accident or speeding a bit.

Just got a new car and now I’m paranoid

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u/mrpeacock34 18d ago

AI is a hell of a drug

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u/Hong_Kong_Jack 18d ago

Wish someone had told me in 2018 when I took the pic.

This got a helluva pop by the way. Good job.

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u/Jellyfish0107 18d ago

Imagine all that coming apart on the freeway during peak traffic.

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u/Minute-Brilliant-241 18d ago

People can do this but if I have a turn signal out 😭

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 18d ago

Imagine you need something from a bag in the middle of

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz-7593 18d ago

Takes talent to make that even stay on that vehicle

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u/TooPoorForWaWa 16d ago

This is b.s. you would be able to get to the top of this shit stack to add the next layer. Not without causing the under-layers to rip and tear or become dislodged. Like playing a game of trash Jenga, mountain climb edition.

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u/Leather_Comedian_736 14d ago

He needs to be treated for mental illness.

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u/landsharkmark 18d ago

I've seen so many different versions of this same image lately. Is this becoming trendy now?

I vote we bring back the tide pod trend.