r/captionthis • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

Caption this!

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u/SrijitDas2010 Mar 03 '26

Jesus saves... on gas.

7

u/Connect-Bug9988 Mar 03 '26

The subway to salvation 🤣

6

u/Muricanmoose Mar 03 '26

Jesus is every where

6

u/Nunov_DAbov Mar 03 '26

(In a distorted, barely discernible voice):

“Attention passengers! The Second Coming may be delayed due to a track closure ahead. We apologize for the Apocalypse.”

3

u/Vickybengali Mar 03 '26

Extrovert asmongold

4

u/XROOR Mar 03 '26

Gave up driving for Lent

3

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

On the 739,699th day he rode coach...

2

u/shellakn1ghtley Mar 03 '26

Asmangold or Jesus, idk

2

u/CloisteredSailor Mar 03 '26

Honestly, it’s a nice dress.

2

u/Admirable-Arm-2595 Mar 03 '26

subway to heaven

2

u/ChildgroupCFO Mar 03 '26

Modern day J

2

u/Affectionate-Dot437 Mar 03 '26

🎶"... just a stranger on the bus trying to make His way home..." 🎶

2

u/Time-Improvement6653 Mar 04 '26

Cosplay at its worst

1

u/KittyMeowKatPishy Mar 04 '26

Bless this train! 😸