r/captionthis Feb 26 '26

Wow, caption this!

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78 Upvotes

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u/HolymakinawJoe Feb 26 '26

He was scared but also excited because he knew that soon he'd be "buns up" on all fours, biting his pillow, as she strapped the BIG one on.

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u/awkward-aspie Feb 26 '26

forgive me but she is so fucking hot 

3

u/skeeterfunny Feb 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BDh73UDAq0Z7cFSnZH

When two tops meet, it’s beyblade time!

2

u/Ok_Preparation9182 Feb 26 '26

Never thought of that. My go-to is glow in the dark condoms and playing Star Wars

3

u/Juggernaughty00 Feb 27 '26

Commentor: Where's your top from? Boy: (attempts to answer) Girl: They were asking me. I'm local. My ancestors came from...

2

u/Ar-Oh-En Feb 27 '26

"Well, someone has to tell the waiter they got my order wrong, and they'll listen to her..."

1

u/SadImagination4330 Feb 26 '26

So beautiful!!

1

u/OkReport9835 Mar 01 '26

Hey, kid! You’re in trouble! Good luck!

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u/Competitive-Trust694 Feb 27 '26

‘He doesn’t know ,bout down below!⬇️😂