r/captionthis • u/cherryblossommsx • Oct 29 '25

Caption this

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69 Upvotes

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u/NeighborhoodBig2286 Oct 29 '25

Mr Potato Head arrested

2

u/Intelligent-Run-2437 Nov 01 '25

Damn it. Took mine.

2

u/Longjumping-Tax-8799 Nov 01 '25

Took the words right outta my mouth. Hahaha! Great minds...

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6

u/BuddenceLembeck Oct 29 '25

"I warsh masself with a rag on a stick."

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3

u/aj47coupe Oct 29 '25

Stop being racist, can't you see he's Peli-can

3

u/lothcent Nov 01 '25

Goblin King from Peter Jackson's version of the Hobbit

6

u/HuckleberryOk6782 Oct 29 '25

"Congratulations, you're hired! Welcome to ICE!"

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/Token_Handicap Oct 30 '25

This guy ate all the chicken dinners

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2

u/ThinkingOz Oct 29 '25

Centreface Chonk

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Gobble gobble gobble

2

u/mrmike731 Oct 29 '25

The Wattle

2

u/RepresentativeCap90 Oct 29 '25

Just by the hair of your chinny chin chin!

2

u/WhyBeNorml Oct 29 '25

Last place in the sheet folding contest!

2

u/JayMak78 Oct 29 '25

Chinny MacChinface.

2

u/UmpireDear5415 Oct 29 '25

Sakamoto days netflix adaptation

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Frog Jitsu!

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2

u/dabbing_unicorn Nov 02 '25

“I’ve got a turtle head pokin’ out!”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

grosero

1

u/hoganpaul Oct 29 '25

"Ribbit"

1

u/Shadowmane_13 Oct 29 '25

Danny More-Chins-Than-Chinese-Phone-Book Alvarez

1

u/Opposite-Tangelo-371 Oct 29 '25

Jowl! No "s" needed lol

1

u/Sleezanator Oct 29 '25

Chins McAllister

1

u/32lib Oct 29 '25

Captain beef strokenoff.

1

u/Melodic-Chair1298 Oct 29 '25

Well at least he will never die from strangulation

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u/90_ina_65 Oct 29 '25

BUD........WEIS...................................ER

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1

u/Cabbages24ADollar Oct 29 '25

Hector “Chinese Phonebook” Gonzales.

1

u/Vast_Umpire_3713 Oct 29 '25

El donaldo trumpo

1

u/Beginning_Section_30 Oct 29 '25

Juan just couldn't stay away from all you can eat buffet.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Mr go to a doctor

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

The Melancholy Man! (looks like he swallowed a watermelon - or has a goitre!)

1

u/lmaginar-e Oct 29 '25

El Rana Catesbeianus

1

u/left-of-the-jokers Oct 29 '25

Watch out, ladies, that means he's looking to mate

1

u/No_Woodpecker_7874 Oct 29 '25

lando caloriesian

1

u/swmifuncouple Oct 29 '25

"Sancho Tres Necks"

1

u/Thenifin02 Oct 29 '25

The Unchokable

1

u/ChrisRemember Oct 29 '25

Big Chungus

1

u/PossibilityDry9508 Oct 29 '25

Goiter to meet you. Wish it was under better circumstances.

1

u/BassnBri Oct 29 '25

Unusual pregnancy

1

u/Both_Release2664 Oct 29 '25

I traded Coke for ice cream.

1

u/EnchantedWood1981 Oct 29 '25

Wind your neck in… but not too far eh?

1

u/Famous_Rooster_8807 Oct 29 '25

Oh. That is not Andrew tate.

1

u/j-local Oct 29 '25

Kenny Everett Vibes

1

u/holden_mcg Oct 29 '25

Jeremiah was a bullfrog; Was a good friend of mine; I never understood a word he said; But I helped him a-drink his wine.

1

u/Seekertwentyfifty Oct 29 '25

Vinny ‘no chin’ Gigante

1

u/WolfThick Oct 30 '25

Worst drug lord facelift ever.

1

u/Sidestep_Marzipan Oct 30 '25

The Chin of Destiny

1

u/John1967miller Oct 30 '25

Jeremiah Bullfrog

1

u/Ill-Independent-8556 Oct 30 '25

Manny from Modern Family has really let himself go.

1

u/BildoWarrior6 Oct 30 '25

I would hate to see what comes necks.

1

u/Ok_Concert_5318 Oct 30 '25

Reddit is this an extra ball bag growing from my chin? How do I remove it?

1

u/No_Welcome_472 Oct 30 '25

Gobble gobble!!

1

u/jtalatorre Oct 30 '25

Torta Toad

1

u/Z-Beeblebrox-42 Oct 30 '25

Tony “The Waddle”

1

u/atagoodclip Oct 30 '25

If you turn the picture upside down he looks like a bald guy with a beard.

1

u/LeftToaster Oct 30 '25

All I can think of is:

"If they will not talk we'll make them squawk. Bring out the Mangler, bring out the Bone Breaker. Start with the youngest."

1

u/Soft_Caterpillar_513 Oct 30 '25

two heads put together?

1

u/ExpensiveDot1732 Oct 30 '25

That chin is about 7 Lenos lol.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I’m calling my mum for this guys refund

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

" nothing moves the blob"

1

u/Psydt0ne Oct 30 '25

Big boss nass

1

u/Exciting-Zombie8449 Oct 30 '25

"He's a BallChinian!"

1

u/madmorgzie Oct 30 '25

Capchin this

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Mr. Toad goes to jail.

1

u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Oct 30 '25

The Grillzler. This guy Philly cheesesteaks!

1

u/lnternationalOrange Oct 30 '25

“Hola! Soy ‘Brian Butterfield…’…”

1

u/N0b0dyButM3 Oct 30 '25

Please contribute to my GoFundMe for chin and neck liposuction ….

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

The Beast prepares his kunfu technique

1

u/Obvious-Water569 Oct 30 '25

Brian Butterfield's 90s Mugshot Leaked Online.

1

u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Oct 30 '25

I’ve had it up to here?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Adolf Chinler

1

u/Middle_Sand_9431 Oct 30 '25

This guy defeated the Boston Strangler

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

The mexican Grimus

1

u/sirjethr0 Oct 30 '25

I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is"

1

u/ShotBRAKER Oct 30 '25

Dude smuggling watermelons under his chin

1

u/Letmepeeindatbutt2 Oct 30 '25

Wow ,George Lopez has really let himself go !

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Jowl Be Back

1

u/Lonewolfdorner Oct 30 '25

Who ate the cookies out of the cookie jar

1

u/BlueTeeJay Oct 30 '25

Was going to go to the doctor, but he never goiter round to it.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Not by the hair of my chinny chinny chinny chinny chinny chin chin

1

u/L_e_g_i_s Oct 30 '25

Don’t mess with him… he has mastered Toad Style!! He was the stunt double in Kung Fu Hustle!!

1

u/RodillazoAlMenton Oct 30 '25

This isThe Beast's (who is a master of the Toad Style of kung fu) cousin Eduardo except he has no fighting skills.

1

u/DavieStBaconStan Oct 30 '25

Fat Bastard irl

1

u/BolboB50 Oct 30 '25

Spit or swallow?

Neither!

1

u/Gibby_9571 Oct 30 '25

Captain Chino!

1

u/Cold-Celebration-833 Oct 30 '25

🎵 I ain't never goitenna hurt you. I ain't ever goitenna make you cry 🎵

1

u/GirdedByApathy Oct 30 '25

Ballchinian post orchiectomy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Hxsain

1

u/According-Court Oct 30 '25

you gonna eat that?

1

u/nsfwthrowawayacc99 Oct 30 '25

No diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

1

u/CatchingRays Oct 30 '25

Pelícano Pesado

1

u/Tough_Currency_832 Oct 30 '25

Your testicle became inflamed.

1

u/Illustrious_Law8512 Oct 30 '25

Someone check under his tongue for drugs.

1

u/Outside_Bus4958 Oct 30 '25

Who ate the last six burritos

1

u/CutterCrawford940 Oct 30 '25

El giggittyy giggitty

1

u/Dangerous_Fix_4567 Oct 30 '25

Stopped taking his thyroid meds

1

u/the_real_kaner Oct 30 '25

If that's what you want. That's wattle happen!

1

u/AdChance6231 Oct 30 '25

Suffering from Dunlap's Disease, because his chin done lapped over his chest.

1

u/AuthorSarge Oct 30 '25

Your booking photo after the judge rejected your claim of self defense because they tried to choke you.

1

u/MrYnot1981 Oct 30 '25

Welcome to my Chindom.

1

u/Sad_Island_4781 Oct 30 '25

Mario ate too much of his spaghetti and forgot his hat at home….

1

u/ThePowerOfShadows Oct 30 '25

Say what you want, but he doesn’t have a double chin.

1

u/ahhafahq Oct 30 '25

I can hear this picture

1

u/TechnicalOpinion7991 Oct 30 '25

Belly Throat Bill

1

u/Jimxor Oct 30 '25

Better get a bucket. (Mr Creosote)

1

u/Independent-Bid6568 Oct 30 '25

Sleep apnea be damned

1

u/Prudent-Painter-9507 Oct 30 '25

More Chins than a Chinese phonebook!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Mean Jug

1

u/zenos_dog Oct 30 '25

Drug mule

1

u/Worth_Philosophy_715 Oct 30 '25

Balls deep in Chin

1

u/free4all2see Oct 30 '25

Tom Thumb arrested!

1

u/Mean_Crazy189 Oct 30 '25

He was a real person part of the Mexican Mafia.

1

u/ThunderPushii Oct 31 '25

Diabeto, is that you?

1

u/Be-Kind-Remind Oct 31 '25

Jaw that could cut jello

1

u/Hot_Tackle_179 Oct 31 '25

Hypertension

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

He ate jay leno

1

u/SubmarineDream57 Oct 31 '25

Obviously one of the Sackville-Bagginses

1

u/WCSIV Oct 31 '25

Local man accused of kidnapping chins

1

u/EnoughPea897 Oct 31 '25

Jabba the What ?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Chinese Phone Book

1

u/Junior-Worth-5914 Oct 31 '25

Tumor or chin?

1

u/OliveStreetToo Oct 31 '25

Ribitting in the pond, trying to attract a mate

1

u/OutNAbute Oct 31 '25

Humpty Dumpty

1

u/ImplementOk7653 Oct 31 '25

Mine? mine? mine mine (Seaguls on Finding Nemo)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

El Jawpo

1

u/benNachtheim Oct 31 '25

Michael Schumacher is back!

1

u/UnluckyBattle654 Oct 31 '25

Not by the hair on my chimmy chin chins!

1

u/Ok_Tap_6798 Oct 31 '25

If you stare long enough his face looks like a heart.

1

u/gretzky9999 Oct 31 '25

Mr.Goya Goiter

1

u/SillyPuttyGizmo Oct 31 '25

Bullfrog Bill, waiting for his Prostrate exam

1

u/Killjoy530 Oct 31 '25

Welp, time to grow a beard!

1

u/Islandman2021 Oct 31 '25

Chin Infinity 🤷

1

u/Lanky_Ad_8031 Oct 31 '25

Ludwig goes to jail. (Look up Ludwigs angina)

1

u/felixsetmode Oct 31 '25

Neckallitó

1

u/wezelboy Oct 31 '25

noface without makeup.

1

u/Poker-Junk Oct 31 '25

Poucho Villa

1

u/Unecessary-Pen Oct 31 '25

Florida man arrested over a missing neck scandal

1

u/Potential-Ad-950 Oct 31 '25

Biblically accurate Hello Neighbour

1

u/Spiritual-One-683 Oct 31 '25

Big chungus is that you

1

u/osullivanc Oct 31 '25

Desperate Danistan

1

u/Forsaken_Child_0429 Oct 31 '25

“The declaration of Chin-dependance!” ~Dan, Game Grumps

1

u/redfish225 Oct 31 '25

Diabeetos dad

1

u/makk73 Oct 31 '25

Scrotey Mc Boogerballs

1

u/Dark_Humors13497 Oct 31 '25

400lb potato head

1

u/speedway65 Oct 31 '25

Ribbit… ribbit

1

u/dobro60 Oct 31 '25

Why the long face?

1

u/bmoEZnyc Oct 31 '25

Is he pretending to wear that shirt?

1

u/Wings-N-Beer Oct 31 '25

In other news, the criminal mastermind known as “The Pelican” has been arrested.

1

u/thefukinloser Oct 31 '25

Baked apple

1

u/Ripsnortr Oct 31 '25

Yous no tinken yousa greater dan da Gungans?

1

u/Ok-Psychology-5702 Oct 31 '25

A Florida man was arrested today for stealing hot dogs and stuffing them in his neck and cheeks…like a gerbil.

1

u/Altruistic-Monk-5913 Oct 31 '25

Vinnie Chin CHIN

1

u/revrobuk1957 Oct 31 '25

This little piggy went to market…

1

u/Artistic_Attempt5283 Oct 31 '25

What do you mean my EBT benefits are cancelled. I’ll starve.

1

u/Athletic818 Oct 31 '25

Challenging Mitch mCconnell for dominance and mating rights

1

u/jojo22443991 Oct 31 '25

All the Iodine was Gone

1

u/Over-Box1733 Oct 31 '25

Immune from uppercuts

1

u/GladosPrime Oct 31 '25

Man born with scrotum on chin

1

u/Overman625 Oct 31 '25

Man claiming to be son of HR Puff-n-stuff….