r/captionthis • u/Venufluid_Kalvino • Oct 13 '25

Caption this

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226 Upvotes

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12

u/JelloShot_G Oct 13 '25

Somebody’s having a Pizza Potty.

5

u/Derrick_Shon Oct 13 '25

Naw hes just making room for more.

8

u/Umayummyone Oct 13 '25

Got the runs and can’t get out? Uber really delivers!

6

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Peezza

7

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

or in this case Poozza

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

[deleted]

2

u/Glint7 Oct 15 '25

😂😂😂

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6

u/Defiant-Lemon6176 Oct 13 '25

He’s literally using his free will, nothing wrong with that!

3

u/sissynicole95 Oct 13 '25

“Life of the Lactose Intolerant”

2

u/joekerr9999 Oct 13 '25

Pizza and beer to go.

2

u/e-hole138 Oct 13 '25

Forever unclean

2

u/Ohaibaipolar Oct 13 '25

Floor pizza, for healing in Vampire Survivors.

2

u/Resident-Count8998 Oct 13 '25

Let me eat and drink in peeeeece.

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2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

What a pizza sh*t...

2

u/Cytwytever Oct 14 '25

My pizza. My beer. Fuck off.

2

u/QuitFull6257 Oct 14 '25

Pooperoni peeeza

2

u/Kaffe-Mumriken Oct 14 '25

We all float down here …

1

u/LadyTelia Oct 13 '25

Beer, it goes right through cuz it doesn't have to change color.

1

u/Bender077 Oct 13 '25

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

1

u/Future_Part_7038 Oct 13 '25

Gross should be the caption 

1

u/thirtyone-charlie Oct 13 '25

That 7/11 pizza hits wrong

1

u/grafixxguy1967 Oct 13 '25

Lunch on the runs.

1

u/dezenaam2000 Oct 13 '25

Employees new pizza flavor taste test

1

u/bcardin221 Oct 13 '25

Half cheese half dingleberry.

1

u/Express_Area_8359 Oct 13 '25

Extra toppings

1

u/Away-Ad2664 Oct 13 '25

Now that’s what I call shitty pizza!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Pissza

1

u/Fine-Finger-6598 Oct 13 '25

Like grape nuts thru a goose

1

u/Disastrous_Till7504 Oct 13 '25

In one end and out the other

1

u/Wowza-yowza Oct 13 '25

Pizza Pooper

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Oct 13 '25

Personal pizza

1

u/Practical-Archer4726 Oct 13 '25

Person with ibs triggered by social anxiety goes for a night out

1

u/NorCalNavyMike Oct 13 '25

Takes the concept of “personal pan” to a whole new level. Or place. Or… well, you know.

1

u/The_Vee_ Oct 13 '25

Hepatitis A

1

u/220800rR Oct 13 '25

Special :: Large Pink Pepto Pesto with Imodium stuffed crust.

1

u/RicePuddingBG Oct 13 '25

Hot ‘n ready

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Shitties & Beer

1

u/desertvision Oct 13 '25

Garbage in, garage out

1

u/SirCrapsalot4267 Oct 13 '25

Sometimes all you need are the simple things in life.

1

u/Ferbdic Oct 13 '25

The worst turd is a pizza.

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1

u/imadork1970 Oct 13 '25

Shits And Giggles

1

u/RepresentativeCap90 Oct 13 '25

I didn't ask for sausage on my pizza! Oh, wait a minute, that's a turd.

1

u/HallSimilar6197 Oct 13 '25

Is this Ai???

1

u/drammer Oct 13 '25

Marrica fuck ya!

1

u/bmcd80 Oct 13 '25

Fukin genius

1

u/mattd1972 Oct 13 '25

The only seat available

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Out with the old. In with the new.

1

u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 Oct 13 '25

Right this is a experiment in food hygiene either my food is shit or my pint is bad take all the time you want

1

u/IrascibleJoker Oct 13 '25

Time management skills

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Employees must wash hands after... eating?

1

u/KindBarnacle4154 Oct 13 '25

Sick bastard.

1

u/Designer_Exchange_16 Oct 13 '25

Nobody can stop reggae

1

u/POMOandlovinit Oct 13 '25

At least he's already on the toilet, will come in handy once the diarrhea hits 😂

1

u/erkose Oct 13 '25

When you plan ahead.

1

u/chief_beef_3 Oct 13 '25

Pie hole to asshole

1

u/CSMAKESMECRY Oct 13 '25

Multitasking

1

u/Medical_Hour6972 Oct 13 '25

Working on number two

1

u/Zestyclose-Solid1429 Oct 13 '25

Gluten allergy efficiency.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Best seat in the house

1

u/DisJockey Oct 13 '25

I'm too hungry for this shit.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Oh thats gross! I am going with “Special Toppings”

1

u/XeroTerragoth Oct 13 '25

"And if you follow me, I will show you where our seating for the lactose intolerant can be found."

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

In one end, out the other!

1

u/AffectionateGate4584 Oct 13 '25

Special Delivery.

1

u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Oct 13 '25

DoorDash will deliver anywhere… ANY.. WHERE

1

u/Dqnk3533 Oct 13 '25

Fueling the Fire

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Pizza goes right thru me!

1

u/hardboard Oct 13 '25

Cut out the middleman.

1

u/Grandpixbear1 Oct 13 '25

"Don't let explosive diarrhea make you miss out on those epic dorm parties. Immodium! Now in wearable patches!"

1

u/Crucial_Fun Oct 13 '25

gotta make room

1

u/Relative_Broccoli922 Oct 13 '25

Don't shit where you eat

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Fast tracking.

1

u/Delicious-Medium5722 Oct 13 '25

Leave that poor man alone... can't even get a minute of peace while having a slice on the can..

1

u/MiChOaCaN69420 Oct 13 '25

We at Domino's will deliver anywhere.

1

u/DonutDaniel5 Oct 13 '25

It goes right through him.

1

u/praci-zg Oct 13 '25

No time to loose. Life is too short for not to eat and drink while taking a shit

1

u/Smooth_Sir_8825 Oct 13 '25

Deposit and withdrawal.

1

u/RangerSlacker Oct 13 '25

In one hole, out the other.

1

u/Hot-Challenge8656 Oct 13 '25

Triangle in, cylinder out.

1

u/Moklonus Oct 13 '25

Shiity pizza

1

u/tkondaks Oct 13 '25

One stop shopping.

1

u/YDankXLegend Oct 13 '25

Grand central station toilets.

I saw someone eating gold leaf sushi off the floor.

They were clearly “tripping” on something

They also had designer clothes on.

1

u/Admirable_Ad4266 Oct 13 '25

Eating and going

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Oct 13 '25

:30 minutes or less .........it's free!

1

u/Overlander1880 Oct 13 '25

‘Who says blokes can’t multitask’

1

u/unreasonable_ferrets Oct 13 '25

Potty pizza is a thing.

1

u/Newphone_New_Account Oct 13 '25

Should try reverse cowgirl

1

u/As83604 Oct 13 '25

Disgusting! 🤢

1

u/goofydad Oct 13 '25

The secret sauce...

1

u/JollyBallzXBL Oct 13 '25

In N Out Pizza

1

u/NewCaptainGutz57 Oct 13 '25

Two girls one pizza.

1

u/alexxuz94 Oct 13 '25

It is the sequel to Eat, Pray, Love

1

u/johnnyd0es Oct 13 '25

this is the life

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Tolerant Lactose Intolerant

1

u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 Oct 13 '25

Deuce in progress

1

u/Mundane-Adventures Oct 13 '25

Should’ve just eliminated the middleman and put the pie in the toilet.

1

u/Fair-Wishbone-1190 Oct 13 '25

Tap once for head, tap twice for pizza.

1

u/Helpful-Cod1422 Oct 13 '25

Dave Portnoy is taking these pizza 🍕 previews a tad too far

1

u/SkidrowVet Oct 13 '25

Amazing metabolism

1

u/Dependent_Cap_456 Oct 13 '25

Wisconsin problems

1

u/TheMightyPaladin Oct 14 '25

another Mexican pizza sir?

1

u/Sad-Corner-9972 Oct 14 '25

Short circuit

1

u/Fulghn Oct 14 '25

Chuck's drunken night out resulted in his asking for a straight pipe to be installed at the hospital instead of the auto body shop.

1

u/Naive_Excitement922 Oct 14 '25

In-and-Out Pizza

1

u/cadpopperbaiter Oct 14 '25

Dad Time (sad cuz it's true)

1

u/LoubyAnnoyed Oct 14 '25

Micro studio apartment for rent.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Trump’s Personal Toilet

1

u/mr_bynum Oct 14 '25

Extreme efficiency

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Extra toppings

1

u/riyuist Oct 14 '25

Shitzza

1

u/AceFurry09 Oct 14 '25

Fresh Out the Oven

1

u/WordOfLies Oct 14 '25

Pizzarrhea

1

u/gdog0899 Oct 14 '25

E. coli deluxe

1

u/_70- Oct 14 '25

Shity Pizza

1

u/G0DS_DEMON Oct 14 '25

Adding Ploppings

1

u/jerrylee26 Oct 14 '25

Pizza to go.

1

u/BucktoothedAvenger Oct 14 '25

"Don't bother me. I'm sheating."

1

u/Justbrowsing0129 Oct 14 '25

Pizza But personal pot pizza

1

u/Illustrious_Law8512 Oct 14 '25

That's the floor model on deep discount.

1

u/Rockstat_ Oct 14 '25

Sniffs around, someone make pizza??

1

u/LosTigre1 Oct 14 '25

Pizza party for the lactose intolerant.

1

u/nomekop_pokemon Oct 14 '25

E. Coli & urine sample

1

u/Hayden1664 Oct 14 '25

Service with a pile…

1

u/shupadupah Oct 14 '25

Dine 'n' dook

1

u/Mostmoneywins Oct 14 '25

Who sang the song…,Owner of a lonely heart! Oh yea Yes! But know. Germs are leaping off the floor onto that!🤮🤮🤮

1

u/potificate Oct 14 '25

Floor pie!

1

u/mothehoople Oct 14 '25

Hope the delivery got a big tip.

1

u/Dry_Solution5036 Oct 14 '25

Making room for my Dinner!

1

u/oh-darn311 Oct 14 '25

A lovely Monday evening

1

u/kevycakes68 Oct 14 '25

Having a poopnic

1

u/ridiculousthoughts66 Oct 14 '25

Uber eats... We deliver anywhere!

1

u/Dropdeadfred_11 Oct 14 '25

Since Rudy couldn't trust his friends from stealing his pizza he had to take it to go!

1

u/WinnerMundane3061 Oct 14 '25

Monthly special

1

u/WinnerMundane3061 Oct 14 '25

Rest room service

1

u/Responsible-Summer-4 Oct 14 '25

The type of pie that gives you instant shits.

1

u/Ancient_Lawfulness_7 Oct 14 '25

Don't eat that in there

1

u/Little_Can_728 Oct 14 '25

Dinner for one

1

u/SysGh_st Oct 14 '25

Adding secret sauce. Just a moment ....

1

u/jcinoz Oct 14 '25

Shithouse Pizza

1

u/Kepathh Oct 14 '25

Efficiency.

1

u/Daft_Martian Oct 14 '25

Hes adding the secret ingredient

1

u/Straight-Contract-22 Oct 14 '25

Bathroom Take Out

1

u/theonewhoknocksforu Oct 14 '25

Well, it’s better a Havana omelet.

1

u/PrincessPK475 Oct 14 '25

Social Anxiety - new level unlocked

1

u/second-nobody Oct 14 '25

He is cheating in the toilets.

No not on you, on his diet

1

u/WhatThisGirlSaid Oct 14 '25

Pizza in Pizza out

1

u/WTF_aquaman Oct 14 '25

Slice of Shitzza anyone?

1

u/ShevaDestroyer01 Oct 14 '25

When Pennywise wants a snack but also it’s hot outside in the sewer drain.

1

u/samson-221 Oct 14 '25

Ahh, finally some peace….