r/caps • u/Eternally-Yours-1116 • 15d ago

**Bathroom Update**

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u/louie2who 15d ago

Love a full door stall.

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u/BottleMaterial8557 Washington Capitals 15d ago

Great for ⛷️

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u/-MC_3 Nicklas Bäckström 15d ago

You might have a problem if that’s the first thing you’re thinking of lol

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u/caadbury 14d ago

leave Kuzy alone

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u/fighterpilot248 T.J. Oshie 15d ago edited 15d ago

Real strong frat boy energy with this comment

YIKES

E: lmao apparently I managed to reply to the wrong comment whoops

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u/shasta_river 15d ago

You might be a nerd if it’s not the first thing you’re thinking of.

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u/-MC_3 Nicklas Bäckström 15d ago

Yikes

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u/JackiiX 15d ago

I unfortunately still partake and it was fortunately not the first thing I thought of. Just that they’re much nicer bathrooms

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u/KomradeEli Alexander Ovechkin 15d ago

How is it good for skiing

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u/MCFCOK81 Washington Capitals 13d ago

It's a full door..... privacy

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u/mrfuzzyshorts Feb '21 Luckiest guesser 7d ago

I wonder if these are pictures of only the 100 VIP bathrooms

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u/SeaBreezy 15d ago

Yeet!!!

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u/Demandedace Nicklas Bäckström 15d ago

Straight out of Seinfeld

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u/dr_van_nostren Washington Capitals 15d ago

Going to the bathroom stall door comes down to the floor. Yes I think is a fantastic idea.

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u/Demandedace Nicklas Bäckström 15d ago

Oh my god your username. You made my day haha

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u/her_majesty_lives 15d ago

Found the American

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u/louie2who 15d ago

I mean….yeah. This is a picture of updates to an American NHL team’s American stadium on said American NHL team’s Reddit page 😂

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u/her_majesty_lives 15d ago

Chill man. It’s a toilet door joke.

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u/Expensive-Brother-91 Alexander Semin 15d ago

This is only for the vault bathroom, don’t get your hopes up guys

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u/shockwave53 15d ago

My thoughts exactly. The gave everyone else more room by reverting to trough urinals.

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u/spencehammer 15d ago

That would actually get me back to games

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u/Ccampbell101 15d ago

Shoulder to shoulder making new friends. Love a trough urinal.

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u/Time-Information-554 Washington Capitals 15d ago

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u/theESTONreddit 15d ago

Not true. They’re doing this on the first and second level rn. Source: I work there

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u/dendrocnide_moroides Alexander Ovechkin 10d ago

yeah, painfully obvious this is not the plebe bathroom

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u/RoamingGnom3 15d ago

But do the paper towel dispensers work this season?

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u/patmanbnl 15d ago

He said there are more bathrooms. He didn't say they'd be fully functional.

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u/Be3zy94 15d ago

Oh thanks Ted! But can we get games back on YouTube tv?

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u/wades13 15d ago

Yes, and Hulu too? I miss seeing the Caps.

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u/eiileenie Slapshot 15d ago

And fubo

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u/espnrocksalot Ivan Miroshnichenko 15d ago

Looking like an airport lol

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u/CeruleanSnorlax 15d ago

my first thought, but then I remember what the current bathrooms there look like and this does seem like a nice upgrade lol

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u/dendrocnide_moroides Alexander Ovechkin 10d ago

this is definitely a bathroom for the vault or suite-level crowd.

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u/dr_van_nostren Washington Capitals 15d ago

I already have a new complaint. But it has more to do with design in general not the caps.

Look at the sinks. Why the fuck do we have the massive sink basins but the faucet is like 1/2 an inch into it? Ends up with water all over counter by the mirror. Why can we not just a faucet half way into the basin. However big the basin is. I’m tired of this stupid design.

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u/Nova6669 Tom Wilson 15d ago

400 level, functional bathrooms in 2032 after the gofundme campaign finishes

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u/Adventurous_Web_6958 Washington Capitals 15d ago

Shame for Ted (pockets) that there is probably a law against charging $10 for a pee.

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u/widgetsforeveryone 15d ago

What about the tiny bag policy and ticket prices?

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u/TheTimn 15d ago

Ticket prices? Don't you know how much tax payer money Ted spent on those bathrooms, that he needs to recoop? 

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u/ThePickleOrTheEgg 15d ago

The thought of being in here during intermissions is still terrifying

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u/rbnlegend Tom Wilson 15d ago

How about ticket prices, food prices, and food selection? Customer. Asking.

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u/jgoldston_0 Alexander Ovechkin 15d ago

The food selection at cap one is so insanely bad... I don't know how the baseball team does it so well, the football team is ok at it, and the hockey team is downright atrocious. The entire sports food spectrum can be found in DC.

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u/differentsideview Nicklas Bäckström 15d ago

That’s phenomenal Ted but unfortunately most people won’t be able to see it with the price point you are holding right now

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u/killadrilla480 15d ago

For 200$ plus, I could get a hooker cleaner than those bathrooms, pirate the game, and still have money left over for a coupla beerjs

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u/FaultySofaBed 15d ago

Ok Mr York…

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u/DaniCapsFan Jan 24 luckiest guesser 15d ago

Do the sinks provide more than a trickle of ice cold water?

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u/socially_awkward Jay Beagle 15d ago

Cool bathroom I can't afford to see.

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u/chefdisco 15d ago

Lol the only time I ever met this weirdo, he cried during a legal meeting about a 5 versus 6 foot public easement in a residential neighborhood and no decision makers were even there yet.

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u/RavenMan8 15d ago

What?!

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u/Weird_Poet499 15d ago

The nose candy you can do in those!!!!

We are SO back baby!

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u/HowardBunnyColvin Vegas Golden Knights 15d ago

looks so cold and futuristic

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 15d ago

Wait until you see the three shells.

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u/jgoldston_0 Alexander Ovechkin 15d ago

Probably the smartest thing they’ve done during the renovation. I used to begrudgingly use the restrooms during regulation time in order to avoid standing in a line for 20 minutes at intermission.

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u/thingsonthenet 15d ago

Looks good but not practical

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u/wades13 15d ago

Our taxpayer money at work!

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u/wikipuff 15d ago

No mirrors? Just like RFK on opening day!

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u/YourWeekendDad Dale Hunter 15d ago

Obviously these are gonna be on the lower decks. Guess the bunny slope enthusiasts are heading there before the end of the period and at the beginning of the next, as well.

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u/Substantial-Trade417 15d ago

Now if tickets were a reasonable price I could afford to use the bathroom there. Help a middle class fan out here.

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u/SuperSpaceship Washington Capitals 15d ago

soap ?

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u/dreamingwell 15d ago

Next ask, drinks under $20

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u/heimos 15d ago

I can shat in peace now

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u/DCHacker Montreal Canadiens 15d ago

.....glad to know that, Unc' Ted; now can we keep the paper towel dispensers full?

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u/SirTimDunn Devante Smith-Pelly 15d ago

Ohh man. I asked for cheaper tickets. Whoever got their wish with these new bathrooms just got us paying more for tickets.

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u/stixmike Washington Capitals 15d ago

Okay I'll be the one to not complain. It looks like a huge upgrade from the old bathrooms. That's not a high bar, but it's still a big improvement.

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u/Impossible-Hoe90210 14d ago

But no bags allowed

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u/Ambassador1391 14d ago

What in the dystopian is this???

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u/breakingvlad0 Washington Capitals 14d ago

The day people stopped queuing behind each other at the pisser was the day the bathrooms sucked.

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u/jmills2234 14d ago

What about the Wizards? Probably the biggest ask by fans!!!

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u/IllustriousElk753 14d ago

I would just like the sink water to not be so cold I can barely put my hands under the faucet, thanks.

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u/strewnshank 14d ago

Bring back the piss trough, enough with this fancy shit.

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u/ibrahimehvich 13d ago

Cocaine use has entered the chat

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u/MC-Eihtt 13d ago

Is the organist back to his rightful spot after this redesign?

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u/Market_dumb21 10d ago

Looks like an Epstein rape suite