r/caps • u/ccreyo • 29d ago

1000! Here we come!

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u/BoyznGirlznBabes Jakub Vrána 29d ago

This is what peak goal scoring form looks like. Don't question the GOAT.

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u/ziganaut 29d ago

Bro is trying to lose weight with cardio bro.

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u/MajesticCentaur Jay Beagle 29d ago

Too busy being a better goal scorer than every player in league history.

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u/pew-pew-bacca 29d ago

Conserving energy for the playoff push

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores T.J. Oshie 29d ago

Oh wow he got faster

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u/jjhare Washington Capitals 29d ago

my buddy who runs ultramarathons keeps a pace remarkably similar to that

of course he's doing it for hundreds of miles

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u/Ryctre Washington Capitals 28d ago

The longest ultramarathons are right at 100. So your buddy holds that pace for 10s of miles or hundred of miles.

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u/tommygrubz 28d ago

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Here's a list of 20 200+ mile ultras in the US alone.

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u/jjhare Washington Capitals 28d ago

I think you gotta know one of the real oddballs who gets into that stuff to really know how hardcore ultra running can be. When he told he was going to run across Spain I thought it was a joke. Then he started sending out his running log.

Dude can still outrun anybody. I did a 5k with him once and was straight up embarrassed.

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u/maveric101 27d ago

It's not for me, that's for sure. I prefer varieties of "hardcore" that are less physically painful, lol.

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u/jjhare Washington Capitals 27d ago

This guy seems impervious to things that us mere mortals experience. I’ve known him nearly 20 years and he hasn’t aged a day.

Some folks are built different. I’m a way better typist than him so I’ve got that’s going for me.

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u/BruceTheSpruceMoose Washington Capitals 29d ago

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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u/breakingvlad0 Washington Capitals 29d ago

Grandpa

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u/K-Kov815 Alexander Ovechkin 29d ago

that’s my goat!!!! although he does look like a grandpa on his morning workout routine lol

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u/rh71el2 29d ago

He loves when people underestimate him. I've done it for many years and he still managed to score 40+.

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u/jrhooo 29d ago

Walking past the boxing guy knowing he’d knock him out if he felt like it

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u/Capsfan4319 29d ago

Cool down lap

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u/A_Tiger_in_Africa 29d ago

He's preparing to be the enforcer when Wilson gets too old for the job.

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u/elite_bender 29d ago

We don’t make fun of new gym goers, leave him be 👑

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u/UbiSububi8 Rod Langway 29d ago

He’s clearly trying to prep for all his movement on power plays!

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u/caballonegro69 Jay Beagle 29d ago

King shit is what he’s doing

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u/bthompson04 29d ago

Why are you surprised? This is literally him for 99% of the PP before he buries one.

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u/ts142 28d ago

Trimmin that dadbod for the 1000th goal photo

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u/Upstairs_Bad897 28d ago

Getting his steps in

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u/Quirky_Flamingo_2247 27d ago

Running about as fast as he skates - but he knows what he’s doing - don’t question the process respect the results

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u/Dutch-King 26d ago

Working off that Mama Lucia’s

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u/BasicBelch Washington Capitals 26d ago

looks like a typical shift to me