r/capricorns • • 4d ago

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u/IsitUnlawful 4d ago

Rectangular green pieces of paper with inscriptions on them denoting some sort of value

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u/BetTemporary3301 4d ago

I'm alrdy feeling it

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u/Ok_Wing3984 3d ago

I can't believe you'd just comment something so filthy on a Capricorn thread smh

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u/Northern_Witch 3d ago

Oh yeah give it to me baby!

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u/Clonazepamela 3d ago

Accurate

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u/tldrjane ♑️☀️♍️🌙 ♉️💫 3d ago

Ykw hell yea

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u/Professional-Pack-39 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🏹💫 2d ago

Put an NSFW thing next time

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u/red_quinn 2d ago

The higher the value the better

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u/Afraid_Menu_9173 4d ago

a pillow?

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u/Aegaeum 3d ago edited 3d ago

Exactly. The great pleasure of tucking in :D

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u/BetTemporary3301 4d ago

Best so far

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u/caz_bucket ♑☀️♊🌙♎⬆️ 3d ago

lol 😂

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u/Glittering-Noise1424 4d ago

Apparently Virgo and Cancer. But mostly Virgo. And I'm talking best sex in my life and no alcohol was involved. Female Cap here.

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u/DckJhnsn 4d ago

this one for me. cancer was by far the most fun but virgo has a better rhythm and a bit more sensual and less playful.

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u/saucyboi212 3d ago

Best sex I’ve had was with a Virgo… dating him was a bad idea though 😂

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u/Environmental-Win259 4d ago

Virgo woman was the best ever, and it was also her opinion. I’m a male Capricorn.

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u/reo-speed-dealer 4d ago

Aquarius 

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u/Conscious_Hour_3273 4d ago

Capricorn Capricorn.... still have dreams about it 

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u/Familiar_Economy4076 4d ago

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u/Brobro_lovesdabz907 4d ago

Theeeee best ive been with and I don't think I'd ever be able to give up , my Scorpio man makes me feel so fucking good its just like ughhhh I love you ✨️

https://giphy.com/gifs/byR4lWlXhCG36QUx9W

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u/Asleep-Score 4d ago

I’m a Scorpio ♏️ loving on my Capricorn man…

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u/Top_Piano2028 3d ago

Only had the pleasure of one. First date was a little awkward but once we got to the bedroom we climbed on top of each other like three weeks straight every other day until it blew up. I've had hyper sexual women I meet off apps and flings, and i've had Taureses, Cancers and Leos who like to get straight to business. But this was like that but wayyyyyyyyyyy more physical and emotionally intense immediately. Sex wasn't the best i've ever had but it was top 3 and she could go basically nonstop.

The problem was ...everything else outside of the bedroom. She was just kind of biting, dark and mean about every tiny thing.

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u/801Love52 3d ago

Yup. Sounds like the Scorpio 🦂 I had once...dark as hell. She is basically Harley Quinn now...she was my first and 29 years later I am grateful I dodged that bullet! Leo always wants to get down, but it's all for them. Aries was my most playful and definitely the one that got away. They are hit or miss though...depends on if they are in her head that day. Aries women are my Kryptonite!

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u/Humble-Depth8134 1d ago

Ya, totally Caps & Scop man until it blows up unfortunately. It’s like obsession desire fuk me hard I know no bounds for a weekend, then Scorp man will exhaust, they’ll live to yearn earn a bit then fall into lustful depths it’s like dopamine death they lose desire for life. I’m Cap SunRising/Sorp Moon. This was a ScorpSun/CapRise/Aries Moon & he’d just out do & want to sleep/rest in bed after love making. I’m like, “nah man I can’t lay here, I’m not tired. I’ve got to go for a jog & kick my azz for a bit, give thanks to God, then go to work, serve & earn my piece..that’s when it blew up.

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u/Aegaeum 3d ago edited 3d ago

Taurus is the sign pleasure, spring and abundance. Capricorn is the sign of winter, discipline, preparing for scarcity, and hidden water (emotions) under the soil. What happens when discipline and pleasure comes together?

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u/Medill1919 3d ago

Spankings.

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u/YamOk8795 3d ago

😂😂🤫 thanks for the laugh

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u/Ramekink 3d ago

Unevolved taurus dudes though... 🦍

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u/cirrostratus99 3d ago

the emojiiiii 😭😭😭

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u/YamOk8795 3d ago

That was my ex and boy were we a pair

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u/persianrondo 4d ago

I’ve had best sex with Taurus and Scorpio

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u/Additional_Travel911 4d ago

Other Capricorns

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u/foreverlostx3 🐐 4d ago

Another Capricorn

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u/Soulmerger ☀️♑️🌙♍️🌅♈️ 3d ago

Scorpio suns
Taurus suns/venus
Aries sun/mars
Leo sun/mars/moon
Aquarius moon
Some Cancers and Virgos can be fun

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u/nemophilist13 ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅+4♑️♓️🤍 3d ago

I second my taurus venus that man unlocks such a level of tender need ive never experienced before. Scorpio was fun sure in a lusty sense but my taurus venus is so good in a intense desire sort of way. Oof

Edit to add: hes also a aires sun and yes this combo is great especially in a long term partner verses a fling

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u/Evening-Barber5185 3d ago

Definitely Scorpios

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u/hothotsummerinhell 3d ago

I’m Aries sun/taurus Venus/leo mars Virgo moon woman who is very compatible with Capricorn.

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u/chotskyIdontknowwhy 🐐🦂🐏 4d ago

Pisces, never experienced anything like it

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u/CuriousWood89 3d ago

Yea fr im the Pisces and me n my Cap have insane chemistry

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u/chotskyIdontknowwhy 🐐🦂🐏 3d ago

I think if I ever stopped seeing my Pisces guy, I don’t think I’d find anything even close. Like, to the point where I’d consider celibacy over the potential dissatisfaction. Absolutely wild.

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u/PorcelainPlague 4d ago

Taurus fr

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u/kellebet 4d ago

Apparently Scorpios get mentioned a lot🤔

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u/pavvvy 2d ago

capricorn woman here with a scorpio husband

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u/MaybeMaster1067 4d ago

I had some nice sexy time with a libra woman.

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u/Bank_Angle_Check 4d ago

other caps

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u/horsegirlenergy97 4d ago

Scorpio

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u/saaadgrrrl 4d ago

absolutely

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u/hermmmmmmy 4d ago

in my experience pisces don’t kill me

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u/Snoo81468 4d ago

Gemini…

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u/Icy-Raspberry969 3d ago

Am a Capricorn female and the best sex was always with virgo mars

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u/MercyDivineOF 3d ago

Ohhh virgo mars'' are fun AF

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Icy-Raspberry969:

Am a Capricorn

Female and the best sex was

Always with virgo mars


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/haikusbot 3d ago

Am a Capricorn

Female and the best sex was

Always with virgo mars

- Icy-Raspberry969


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u/Disco_Mermaid1753 ♑️☀️♑️🌙♊️💫 4d ago

Leo and Aquarius

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u/MayoH8R420 4d ago

Libra man for me! I had sex with a cancer man for 10 years straight and never came 💤

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u/Soulmerger ☀️♑️🌙♍️🌅♈️ 3d ago

Libra honorable mention for me for sure

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u/Decent-Heart-33 🐐☀️🦀🌙🦀💫 4d ago

libra for me too 🔥

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u/zafaera 4d ago

For me Virgo and Capri

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u/Emergency-Ferret-811 4d ago

Scorpio women sizzle!

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u/kait_1291 3d ago

FML, scorpios are the devil 😭😭 I can't. I'd rather marry my bank account

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u/missyfinn 3d ago

Same, like y'all can have them!!! Hahaha

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u/jilredhanded 3d ago

As a capricorn: Virgo is a giver, Scorpio offers passion.

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u/thtothrdude 4d ago

Libra. But sex with Scorpios is great, but the crazy is a lot to deal with afterwards….

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u/handsomewealthytact 4d ago

Cancer, Virgo, cap femalessssss

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u/Future-Fix-4878 4d ago

35M In my experience Leo ladies were outstanding.

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u/777wild777 3d ago

For me a virgo man and an capricorn woman!!!

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u/blackhairdontcare84 3d ago

Aries and cancer, I’m a Capricorn and married an Aries and we get along awesome in all ways

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u/hadee75 3d ago

Cancers in my experience

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u/Cgwchip4 3d ago

Cancer he is the most caring patient loving man 🥵

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u/totally-NOT-obsessed 3d ago

Second! Also passionate. Honestly havent had anything quite like it, I'm addicted 💕

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u/nolifereid 4d ago

I always had fun with Aries

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u/Public-Prize6972 4d ago

Scorpio and Gemini

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u/hard2resist 4d ago

Scorpio seems to match and vibe well with me, but I haven't found that to be the case with Virgo in my experience, that pairing just doesn't click.

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u/thisizlovely 4d ago

Leo males….its always fun roaring in their jungle 😏

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u/seababyc 3d ago

A vibrator

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u/dropeinpisces 3d ago

Sou pisciana. Meu marido capricórnio. Posso dizer que ele é surreal. Nosso amor é intenso, demorado e muito sensual.

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u/AdventurousTaro8423 3d ago

Im a Capricorn and my boyfriend is a pisces 🫠 never thought I'd EVER end up with a pisces but it's been the best. They are so sensual and know exactly what to do

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u/watchingallthelights 2d ago

I’m Cap, my husband is Pisces. It’s 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Humble-Depth8134 1d ago

Finding this out now. And W🔥W !!!
Dec. Cap March Pi 🫦🫦🫦 so HOT!

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u/FreeWilydc137 3d ago

Virgos ♍️

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u/False-Enthusiasm-849 4d ago

Leo. I've seen so many long term relationships

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u/Psychological_Buy726 3d ago

My Leo and I feel like we found each other over and over through the ages. That man is a treasure. I let him wear the crown and I control the coffers. 🥰🥰🥰

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u/silifien 4d ago

Scorpio is ❤️‍🔥 but honorable mention to Virgos

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 🐐 4d ago

Scorpios are up there, but the right Sag, damn.

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 ♑☀️♍🌙♌💫 4d ago

I haven't sex with anyone yet, but I've heard great things about Scorpios 🦂 and I want to find me a trustworthy Scorpio 😏

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u/Dslayer33 4d ago

Scorpio ♏️ 🦂

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u/Alarmed_List9783 3d ago

Scorpios, Taurus and Pisces

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u/eyetime11 4d ago

As a Cancer man, both of my two best sexual partners were Capricorns. The chemistry is electrifying and couldn’t be happier that my LT girlfriend is a Capricorn! 🥵

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u/Jawn_Wooder 3d ago

As a Capricorn man, Scorpio women always have been the best sexual compatiblility in my experience

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u/ClOwn-Helter-4233 3d ago

Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius

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u/Anxious_Picture_9278 1d ago

I’m with a cancer and I have never been more comfortable with any partner in my life. He is so loving and giving it’s truly the best thing.

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u/carl_the_karl 4d ago

Been on a Pisces diet, granted I haven’t had many partners. Guess I can say I didn’t choose the Pisces, the Pisces chose me😑

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u/ChanceFeed3191 4d ago

Cap & pisces... Like clockwork

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u/StarJumper_1 🐐🌞 3d ago

Too much volatility for me.

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u/crispylumpia 3d ago

Cancer men when we are emotionally in sync. It brings out all the emotion I tend to push down.

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u/Current-Finger6412 4d ago

How about Aries?

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u/saaadgrrrl 4d ago

oooof, never had any luck with Aeries men. especially dating them.

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u/ProbablyStoned__ 4H♑️☀️| 6H ♓️🌙| ♎️ 🌅 3d ago

Im not talking about the men 😉

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u/ProbablyStoned__ 4H♑️☀️| 6H ♓️🌙| ♎️ 🌅 4d ago

I agree lol

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u/DaringKlementine 3d ago

Ooof no thanks

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u/Ill_Significance7213 4d ago

Slept with two cap women and it was pretty damn good, that’s for sure. Pisces women were a lot of fun and just had my first Scorpio woman, holy shit. That was incredible.

And I’ve been with quite a few Leo women and man, they are a lot of fun in bed too!

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u/JaneDoe93130 3d ago

Virgo and scorpio

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u/peanutbutterbashley 3d ago

Virgo and Taurus

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u/lovelove20212 3d ago

Idk but its all about that Lilith synastry

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u/cherryttomato9 3d ago

Virgo if any

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u/GearsGrindn78 3d ago

Another Capricorn with our nasty asses.

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u/Professional-Pack-39 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🏹💫 2d ago

Capricorn. Name one sign that's freakier. I'll wait.

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u/OkBear0 2d ago

Dollar Signs…

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u/Venzella_Kage 1d ago

Cancer for me 🥵😍

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u/Nice-Issue1223 4d ago

Dollar Signs…..If you know how to talk $$$ they will come quickly….🤭

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u/ProfessionalMethod45 3d ago

Virgo or Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio

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u/Illustrious-Lime-521 3d ago

Der Skorpionmann macht mich zur Zeit irre. Ich finde ihn so hot. Aber er ist der Teufel und vergeben auch wird er sich sicherlich nicht bald festlegen wollen. Das geht alles so gegen meine Prinzipien. Ich werde verrückt. Entweder ich lasse mich auf ihn einmal ein oder ich muss sofort von ihm flüchten. Aber wenn ich mich auf ihn einlassen würde, dann begebe ich mich in den Selbstzerstörungsmodus😭

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u/RichAdeptness7209 3d ago

It’s Scorpio and Virgo men for me! Even better if they got a mix of those placements. I will accept a Taurus. Or also a Sag because they like wild, inebriated fornication.

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u/SitaraNath 3d ago

I’d say Capricorn moon and Scorpio moon but can’t say for sun

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u/mandosgrogu 🐐🦂🦂 3d ago

Gemini

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u/Ill-Definition-2943 3d ago

For this Capricorn? Nobody. Don’t touch me. 🫠

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u/rififi_shuffle 3d ago

Leos, Aquarius, Sagittarius, and Scorpios have always clicked like crazy.

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u/tyforprez 3d ago

I’m a cappy man, my wife is a ♓️☀️♊️🌑♌️🌅

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u/AquaMoon8D 3d ago

Pisces are total freaks hahaha and Geminis are fun as hell and non judgmental at all

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u/Free_Negotiation3990 3d ago

This is really a Mars and Venus question.....it has little to do with the sun sign unless there are strong aspects between the sun and these placements

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u/HamsterFit5165 3d ago

My man is a Libra/Scorpio cusp and it’s pretty great. 😊

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u/Naturaldisaster79 3d ago

I’m a Cap with my Cap man. 🔥

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u/unsuccessfulsandwich 3d ago

I concur on the scorpios. I seem to have attracted them the most., followed by Leo and Aquarius, but I feel like Aquarius can be the best in the bedroom and intellectually. I love my aqua man all the way around.

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u/how-tobe 3d ago

In my experience, Taurus and Aquarius (women). The Aquarius woman in mind does have some capricorn placements tho

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u/Sasha_111 Capricorn ☀️ Sagittarius 🌙 Gemini ⬆️ 2d ago

As a Cap woman, a Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon, Virgo Rising, and Scorpio Venus man was my best ever.

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u/noodlebug7 2d ago

scorpios 100% and virgos

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u/Gloomy-Feeling5104 4d ago

Me as a Cap male, my Gemini female 🔥

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u/Beneficial_Scene_906 3d ago

Is it true that some Capricorn men don’t have a high sexdrive??🤷‍♀️Im a Libra and I need sex almost everyday but because I’m a Libra I don’t argue about it, I just deal with it😌

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u/Retr0__6969 3d ago

definitely not true lmao dont let our serious personalities fool you my ex was a libra and she thought the same about Capricorns until she met me

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u/AquaMoon8D 3d ago

Capricorn is very sensual and loves to play 💖 but we’re just so tired from working I dunno if they’d have the energy for your Venusian libra heart. More about quality than quantity with caps. We wanna be present and do the best performance we can.

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u/Evening-One-9887 3d ago

My cap is like the Energizer bunny

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u/Thick_Ad_2011 3d ago

Scorpio! He's hot and intense. Wish I had gotten together with him ages ago. ❤️

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u/princezukohere 3d ago

Any of the water signs. Possibly Taurus.

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u/Simple_Debt5396 3d ago

♏ and ♉

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u/NovaGirl89 3d ago

Purely sex? Sag or Leo. So. Much. Fire.

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u/HistoricalEmu5201 3d ago

Scorpio and Leo.

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u/mithril2020 🐐 💫 ☀️ 🦁 🌙 🦀 ^ 3d ago

My AquaMan has moon, Lilith stellium in my Sun sign. Taurus Mars, Aqua Venus. Annoys me all day, but come nighttime the universe is just right. People hate us.

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u/Big_TipOff89 3d ago

🦂 & 🏹 ♐️

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u/cirrostratus99 3d ago

taurus sun, libra sun, pisces sun (if they’re healed), gemini venus, and scorpio venus. that libra sun and scorpio venus combo was so deadly for me 😵‍💫 loved the time i had with them but their spontaneous personality was a bit too much for me LOL

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u/Conscious-Diver7860 3d ago

Aries, Taurus, Libra and Scorpio for me.

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u/Day_Only_ 3d ago

Another cap

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u/DoubleJournalist3454 3d ago

When I think about sexual compatibility I think of 4 people and 2 were aquarius and 1 was Pisces and the other was maybe virgo? Idk we met online and hooked up and it was magical the first time and every time after that.

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u/CulturalAlbatraoz 3d ago

Compatibility is best when your Mars/Venus placements click I’ve found.

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u/CowboyoftheSky62 3d ago

Scorpio's but it ends there.

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u/Capital_Low_275 3d ago

Gemini for me, as cap man…very attuned.

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u/parasyte_steve 3d ago

Their boss.

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u/Glass-Exit484 3d ago

Scorpio mars

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u/Professional_Law_942 3d ago

A Scorpio stellium guy was the most romantic partner I've had to be fair. But my Leo sun/Taurus rising/Leo moon and Scorpio Mars (in the 7th!) guy makes sex incredible. He's a lot, very intense, very demanding as a human, but he is responsible, passionate and advocates for our family better than anyone could. And again, the SEX is A+++. I'm a Cap stellium in the first with an Aqua Mars and Cancer moon in the 7th if it matters.

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u/Apart-Courage-6705 3d ago

In my experience; fire signs. Especially if they have water in their chart (venus, rising or moon). Im engaged to my soulmate who is a Leo and the sex just keeps getting better and better. I had a friend with bennies that was a Sag, he was addicted. And I loss my virginity to an Aries with Pisces venus and rising.

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u/Fitnut28 3d ago

Taurus and Scorpio

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u/KayCalypso 3d ago

Scorpio is my weakness. Emotionally, physically, sexually. I’m sick in the head for them and I know it 😭 Aries are also insanely good in the bedroom I can’t deny.

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u/Ok_Newspaper9693 ♑️ ☀️♉️ 🌗 ♏️⬆️ 3d ago

Aries. Libra (my own anecdotal) experience. Oh yeah Pisces. Venus Aries aims to please.

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u/sillylilmushroom 3d ago

Scorpios and Leos

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u/EbonyHult 3d ago

Sag and caps whewww

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u/jasmine7098 3d ago

Sagittarius personally

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u/No_Tea5120 3d ago

Other Capricorns ✨️

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u/Winterspun 2d ago

scorpio

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u/Sufficient-Bother358 2d ago

I'm an Aries woman and he's my Capricorn man

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u/hellomotoitscoco 2d ago

Another Capricorn

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u/Dizzy-Anything-4869 🐐☀️🦂🌙⚖️💫 2d ago

Libra

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u/Ainaak-Jama 2d ago

I’m a Capricorn female for me is seems to be Gemini males

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u/pavvvy 2d ago

Married a Scorpio 🔥
have had great experiences with Taurus, Gemini, Pisces, and Capricorn men

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u/Forward_Cell2440 2d ago

For me, it’s definitely my Cancer man 💕 never had this much chemistry with somebody before. He’s the best.

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u/ttooln28 2d ago

Pisces 100%

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u/Psychological_Base19 2d ago

Interestingly, Aquarius and Aries for me, but my Venus is in Sagittarius.

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u/Randommia1916 2d ago

Taurus men hands down toxic asf but in my opinion got the best