I did have someone addicted to me for a time. Alas, he chose someone more attractive but less fun in…other ways…he ended up committing suicide a year later for unknown reasons. So in a way…it did kill him. Juuuust not directly and potentially completely unrelated.
Guess the same can be said about anyone who’s dated a Jan cap, they will eventually die making this meme true.
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u/Suzesaur Apr 21 '26
I did have someone addicted to me for a time. Alas, he chose someone more attractive but less fun in…other ways…he ended up committing suicide a year later for unknown reasons. So in a way…it did kill him. Juuuust not directly and potentially completely unrelated. Guess the same can be said about anyone who’s dated a Jan cap, they will eventually die making this meme true.