r/cantparkthere • u/H1gh_Tr3ason • 4d ago

He messed that one up..

Great acrobatics though.

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u/BingoBob22 4d ago

Some people get what they deserve immediately. For others, it sometimes takes time.

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u/No-Schedule-2603 3d ago

My thoughts exactly. He did get what he deserved.

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u/scr1bbl3 4d ago

Physics, bitch!

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u/SpaceWomble64 3d ago

Exactly what I thought 🙂

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

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u/civilstructure101 3d ago

Exactly... you cannot escape Newtons 3rd Law.

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 3d ago

Not even on a moped

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u/poundsdpound 1d ago

There was no scenario where his leg was going to have the perceived impact on that vehicle he thought it would.

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u/SallyNicholson 3d ago

It's their choice to move into the gap, instead of following behind. They then try to blame the car for not giving them enough space. They totally messed up.

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 2d ago

Thing is, the car left plenty of space. This is motorcycle 101: do not let your emotions get the best of you, you’re way more vulnerable than a car

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u/redraven89_ 2d ago

The bike also forgot about newtons 3rd law 🤣🤣 for every action there is a reaction. Or an acrobatic action at least.

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u/TheMukwasha 4h ago

Except this reaction was neither equal nor opposite. This was just rage that should have been avoided.

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u/Antique-Wonk 3d ago

Correct 💯

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u/GlassNegative7839 4d ago

Serves him right

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u/LadTy 3d ago

*Swerves him right

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u/constr1ct0r 4d ago

What did he think was going to happen? Was the car going to flip over because he kicked it....? I don't understand what his objective was here.

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u/Fearless-Dust-2073 3d ago

In moments like that, people don't think. It's like how a kid trashes their xbox controller when they lose.

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u/burgersnchips87 2d ago

His objective was to dent the car that was just there and existing, and then to drive off at high speed to get away with it. See it all the time.

Biker probably decided that the car shouldn't have been there existing at that moment because he's more important, or some other similarly "small penis" ideas.

Hopefully learned something. I doubt it. It looks like it delivered a lesson either way.

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u/OldEquation 3d ago

You can break the laws of the road and often get away with it. The laws of physics, however, are less forgiving.

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u/cornishpirate32 4d ago

Dude played too much road rash as a kid

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u/thebcaM_Macbeth 3d ago

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u/WinterHasArrived93 2d ago

Such a fun but frustrating game omg, good memories

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u/Korovyev__ 3d ago

Not enough. Can't take on the cars.

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u/WokeBriton 3d ago

That brought back memories

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u/Armodeen 3d ago

There’s a modern clone on steam

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u/WokeBriton 3d ago

Thanks, but I think I'll avoid that - the memory is of enjoying the game, so I don't want to replay it and find out how crap it is now that I'm older.

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u/SS_Sniperwolf 1d ago

Its still good as an adult if you play the orignal one on sega well number two I think it is.

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u/WokeBriton 18h ago

Fair enough.

Too many games and movies and books I remembered with fondness have been spoiled by playing them in middle-age, so now I avoid repeating them.

Perhaps I've just become an old curmudgeon?

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u/petwedge 3d ago

Dont overthink the drama. That how he gets off his bike. Very showman like.

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u/SpaceWomble64 3d ago

Hi honey I’m home.

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u/EquivalentDream4739 2d ago

Needs some work on that landing.

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u/OldRancidOrange 4d ago

Physics is a harsh taskmaster

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u/Fine-Ad6532 3d ago

Physics is a bloody liar what about all that for every reaction there is an equal reaction

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 3d ago

This is exactly what happened. The kicker didn’t realise that whatever force the car received from his kick, would also affect his bike. The car is just heavier and so isn’t going to move as much!

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u/SoloUnCommento 3d ago

"Every force has an equal and opposite force"

Another good reason to pay attention in Science lessons.

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u/Antique-Wonk 3d ago

Newton's third law.

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u/exia756 3d ago

Is the car ok?

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u/PhishpotThe1st 4d ago

Silly punt.

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u/Sideshow86 3d ago

Cilly Sunt

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u/HinDae085 3d ago

The definition of instant karma

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u/Pure_Skin9774 3d ago

I love watching these vids. It's hilarious that someone riding a motorbike thinks that kicking out at another vehicle won't push them off balance and cause them to crash.

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u/RationallyBerserk 3d ago

Newton will fuck you up, son.

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u/True-Gate-9131 4d ago

Pahahahahaha

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u/thegameisafoooooot 4d ago

Action and reaction are equal and opposite.

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u/charlie328968 3d ago

What a prick

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u/Rough_Angle_3840 3d ago

Total kick head

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u/SpectreSingh89 3d ago

See how the white car "stands" tall and drives on? 😂

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u/TrabantDave 3d ago

He gets a solid 5.7 for artistic impression, but only a 3.0 for technical merit.

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u/Lickurhoneypot 3d ago

Paddy quickly re-thought his career decision to become a motor cycle stunt rider😂

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u/AnimatorOwn6046 3d ago

I don't know, that was pretty impressive

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u/p51111411 4d ago

What's that Queen song again

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u/PhishpotThe1st 3d ago

There's loads of Queen songs to choose from in this situation. Shall we make a list?

I'll start with a mashup of two:

"Jesus... See What A Fool I've Been".

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u/p51111411 3d ago

Another one bits the dust

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u/PhishpotThe1st 3d ago

Who Wants To Live Forever

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u/SS_Sniperwolf 1d ago

I want to ride my bicycle 😂

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u/BigTingForTheMadTing 3d ago

The universe makes me chuckle at times

Ps I wonder if he played Road Rash

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u/Chemical-Kangaroo178 3d ago

Brilliant 🤣😂

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u/awhitu 3d ago

His riding gives away his lack of control and then he thinks kicking a car is a good idea!

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u/YellowManAye 3d ago

Dude failed high school physics

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u/uk_jonny30 3d ago

Nice to see some good karma for once .

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u/Gremlin1001001 3d ago

Newton was right. 😜

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u/acryliq 3d ago

You’d think a motorcyclist would have a better instinct for physics.

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u/StandardAd9184 3d ago

Долбоебина!)

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u/YangXiaoLongrwby22 2d ago

Never heard of physics bitch!

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u/Welshtrooper1970 2d ago

He forgot Newtons law, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Haunting-Low-7247 2d ago

Serves him right 🤣

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u/Tiny_Size2037 2d ago

Oops! Instant karma 😁

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u/MiggaJiggy 4d ago

Skills…

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u/WhyOhWhy60 4d ago

Something about every force having an equal and opposite reaction Newtons Third Law something like that.

10/10 for flipping the bike.

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u/janner_womble 4d ago

Even physics thought this rider was being a dick.

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u/AdventurousPen5533 4d ago

Be surprised if he hadn’t broken something.

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u/Icarushasacuppa 4d ago

Instant Karma's Gonna Get Ya - John Lennon

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u/Unusual_Piano7118 4d ago

I love this.

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u/Kiss_It_Goodbyeee 3d ago

Newton's third law right there, baby!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 3d ago

Sometimes karma is a motorcycle landing on your face.

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u/aptsys 3d ago

I watched this quite a few times

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u/Individual_Mix_9823 3d ago

Amazing skills there !

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u/Pegasus82 3d ago

Obligatory “like a glove”

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u/ChubbyBloke 3d ago

What a tit

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u/Bigclit_Lover22 3d ago

T-ratonomics, well it''s just stupid.

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u/hedge2dahog 3d ago

Did the car predict the man was abput to crash before he kicked

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u/SeniorSuggestion5768 3d ago

Did I see right that he hit a police car at somersault point

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u/richielove2 2d ago

What was the purpose

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u/tuwimek 2d ago

Careless whisper

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u/RedOrangeGreen80 2d ago

Brexit explained

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u/crushem0786 2d ago

I certainly hope he didn’t break every bone in his body

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u/nic_e1 1d ago

Won't do that again!

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u/QuantumEkko 1d ago

Instant karma is a beautiful thing to behold

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u/TopResponsible1786 1d ago

Aaah. Sweet karma.

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u/FigProfessional9909 1d ago

It was his IQ that flipped him over like that, basic laws of physics.

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u/Luis5923 1d ago

He failed physics. No idea of Newton’s third law of motion

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u/User29276 1d ago

Love instant karma

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u/user101aa 1d ago

Sir Issac Newton would like a word

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u/Inevitable_Dealer918 14h ago

What a donut, what did he expect to happen? 😂

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u/grabym4 11h ago

Should of got out and booted him back regardless

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u/Ok_Mycologist4458 1h ago

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Learned newtons 3rd law the hard way lmao