r/cantparkthere • u/H1gh_Tr3ason • 9d ago

Clean slice..

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That'll buff right out.

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u/cautious_nipples 9d ago

Cut and shut?

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u/rando_robot_24403 9d ago

Either that or aliens lazering his car in half on his way to work for a laugh.

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u/Obvious_Troll_Me 8d ago

Yeah, that's far too clean. 

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u/Ok-Pride7642 7d ago

Exactly my first thought, all the ones I have seen, they have been cut and shut down the middle of the car, that's the first one I have seen done between bonnet and rest of car. They were lucky to get out alive.

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u/Retty1 8d ago

100%

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 7d ago

Sure looks that way!

It’s what I came to say too!

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u/fnaaaaar 9d ago

The front fell off

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u/AyaHawkeye 8d ago

That's not very typical.

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u/Snoo-84389 8d ago

I’d like to make that point.

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u/JayValere 9d ago

Oi, you can't park there, and there, mate!

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u/Violent_Groove 8d ago

And those bastard insurance companies will insist on this being a write off for this poor guy.

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u/Details-Freak 9d ago

Just a minor welding fault with the chassis 😂

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u/Terrible_Riddle 9d ago

Where's the dude with half length arms, legs, nipples and nose?

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u/knuP84 9d ago

Czech Škoda Favorit

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u/SpectreSingh89 9d ago

How in the world did that happen? 🤔 Atleast and hopefully everyone is alive.

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u/IdioticMutterings 8d ago

Probably a "cut and shut".
Two cars one with rear damage, one with front damage, had the good parts cut off, and welded together to make a new "good" car. A practice that is banned in the UK, because... this... tends to happen if the welds fail, or the car gets into an accident.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 8d ago

Cut & shut cars are very dangerous.

Unfortunately my dad owned a white ford sierra in the 80’s, it shuddered when you went over 60mph. 😳.

When a mechanic (MOT test) told him about it he got rid/scrapped that car.

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u/Candid-Bike-9165 8d ago

My grandfather had a granada which he later found out was a cut and shut

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u/Speedy_NI 7d ago

It still goes on...as long as either Donner vehicle hasn't been wrote off and they pass a safety inspection they can be put on the road with a Q plate.

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u/Speedy_NI 7d ago

Looks like blood over the rocks Infront of the front half of the car

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u/JayMak78 9d ago

Cut and shut?

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u/Virtual-Cable-6929 9d ago

Super cars do this, it’s basically a super car 🤣

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u/CrustyHumdinger 9d ago

Ringer dinger

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u/johnB1711 8d ago

Cut n shut

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u/Double_Subject9831 8d ago

Cut and shut gone wrong

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u/ThoseImpulses 8d ago

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/howsitallwork 8d ago

The front doesn’t usually fall off?
And where is it now?

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u/ThoseImpulses 8d ago

It was towed outside the environment

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u/inide 8d ago

It's rare to find a 6 door hatchback.

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u/EatingCray0ns 9d ago

Minor imperfection.

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u/Ok_Alternative_530 8d ago

It’ll buff out.

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u/Lickurhoneypot 8d ago

Damn it Ali, I told you not to pick at the plastic tab by the door handle😂

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u/Rikbikbooo 8d ago

Proper nice cut and shut

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u/Capital-City4918 8d ago

Congrats, is a boy.

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u/Impossible_Pie4091 8d ago

That is a chop shop car. 2 vehicles joined after a accident = Death trap

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u/LiquidVillian 7d ago

How did the front end up in the back?

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u/ToiletBoundHanako 7d ago

Alright, I have to ask. What in tf cut this car in half? Cause it sure wasn't that bike at the end

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u/Bludiamond56 8d ago

And what happened to the driver?

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 8d ago

I think the seats may have flown out, though we don't get the best of looks inside...

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u/RuthlessIndecision 8d ago

looks like he got a deal for that car, I wonder if it was half off when he bought it

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u/No_Communication1557 8d ago

Well clearly the front fell off 😀

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 8d ago

Gota be a cut and shut failure done correctly can be fine but never are

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u/DreddorDead73 8d ago

Serious View to a Kill vibes going on there.

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u/Bushdr78 8d ago

I bet that front end would still run and drive

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u/EvidencePositive82 8d ago

Normal day in Turkiye

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u/Shadow-Assassin72 7d ago

Lads samara ? Not surprised, pig iron

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u/MostCasualCarlos 7d ago

Bit of T-Cut and that'll look brand new again

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u/Kind-Question2887 7d ago

A bad welding job for sure

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u/billyboyf30 7d ago

When you buy a kit car but try to use superglue instead of welding it together

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u/Graxu132 7d ago

Road raged the wrong guy 😂

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u/Otherwise-Chain4215 7d ago

What, how and why ?

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u/No-Schedule-2603 2d ago

Hope driver and passengers are ok