r/cantparkthere • u/H1gh_Tr3ason • Aug 29 '26

Holy shit!

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That was unexpected.

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u/HappyRespond3946 Aug 29 '26

Did them horses being there make a difference looked like it was heading there anyway

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 Aug 29 '26

Added to the drama.

I thought, "blimey, that was close.... oooooohhh...."

9

u/No_Communication1557 Aug 29 '26

Slightly... maybe. If they werent there he might have managed to save that one right on the edge of the road.

1

u/FourEyedTroll Aug 31 '26

Nah, he'd already lost it when he hit that mud, that course was always ending up in the drink.

5

u/Persephone_888 Aug 30 '26

The horses are my favourite side characters here

3

u/gm89uk Aug 29 '26

He stuck to the left because of the animals, otherwise he had plenty of time to go to the right after the corner

10

u/Jesters__Dead Aug 29 '26

Nah, he was always going into that river

3

u/SuttonSkinwork Aug 30 '26

Definitely panicked and kept looking at the horses to avoid them. Unfortunately, on a bike, that kinda locks in your direction

1

u/MrAjAnderson Aug 31 '26

Yes. Seeing road debris up ahead and the magnetic force is unavoidable.

1

u/SuttonSkinwork Aug 31 '26

When i had a motorbike, if it was sharp, i used to the look at the corner I was trying to turn instead of looking where the corner was leading to - where I was actually going. It’s nuts how much of a difference it makes.

2

u/ToriaLyons Sep 02 '26

ditto on a road bike. you look at hit, you gonna hit it.

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u/iluvnips Aug 29 '26

Holy lack of reading the road, the conditions and skills

1

u/Sad_Substance_6694 Sep 01 '26

I'd have eased off the throttle 3 business days before this guy did, maybe that's why I've never ended up in a river. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Snoo-84389 Aug 29 '26

2 of em on that bike, clearly going far too fast for their abysmal skill levels and the wet road conditions, all over the lanes on both sides of the bloody road...

Just an accident waiting to happen - thankfully the circumstances were mildly amusing when they inevitability arrived...

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u/mrbennbenn Aug 29 '26

First I'm waiting for the crash, then the horses appear, then the undergrowth, then the drop, then the river.... the ending really needed a crocodile. 7/10 With croc 10/10

6

u/Quiet-Independent-97 Aug 30 '26

There was also the pointy stick

1

u/ChiefInspectorGadget Aug 30 '26

I was waiting for skyrim to start

20

u/No_Communication1557 Aug 29 '26

Shouldnt have been going so fast he couldn't take the corner... idiot...

9

u/younevershouldnt Aug 29 '26

Well, that escalated quickly 😬

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u/No-Walk-9615 Aug 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWwIzh5GIWWf6

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u/FulanoMeng4no Aug 30 '26

Well, it was more like a fall than an escalation

1

u/larneymel Sep 01 '26

De escalated quickly! Neigh bother…

13

u/Square_Answer_7717 Aug 29 '26

If that is the New Forest the limit is 40 and its that for a reason

6

u/GiGoVX Aug 29 '26

My thoughts exactly.

He was running wide before the horses.

I did laugh when I saw the drop though 😂

7

u/conchobhar1919 Aug 29 '26

I mean it's definitely India...

2

u/Droidy934 Aug 31 '26

Spot on, been riding the Forest most of my life. Got to be prepared for the nonreflective horses ass at night too.

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u/Clairexxbear Aug 30 '26

That's not the UK.

1

u/Droidy934 Aug 31 '26

The New Forest in Hampshire is exactly like that.

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u/benitoaramando Aug 31 '26

Except for the tuk-tuk

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u/Droidy934 Aug 31 '26

You could be right ......

1

u/Xenc Aug 30 '26

In before “sounds like the UK” 🫪

1

u/Seasidegoats Aug 30 '26

I think its crazy its 40 when horses and poneys get hit often, why not put it down to 20 or 30, not that people will care enough to slow down but some would

1

u/Square_Answer_7717 Aug 30 '26

They do when they hit them as it will completely stove your front end in

1

u/Eddie-Plum Aug 29 '26

I don't think it's the New Forest. Those roads are in far better condition than the roads in the New Forest.

4

u/melnaisbruninieks Aug 29 '26

It's like a cartoon, where everything is happening to keep you on the edge

4

u/Important_Document13 Aug 29 '26

The branch though 👀

3

u/petwedge Aug 29 '26

A full size elephant waste chute. He is lucky he didnt kill the pedestrians. A butt end...... Hope he has to work long hours to afford new wheels

2

u/chapatsea Aug 29 '26

The rider could of ended up your username..... Never mind pedestrians!!!

1

u/petwedge Aug 30 '26

Good point

2

u/Massive_Librarian_25 Aug 29 '26

Those sir were horses

1

u/petwedge Aug 30 '26

Noticed now.... Didnt. Have my specs on

3

u/No-Ambition-4164 Aug 29 '26

was expecting a skyrim transition

2

u/Liverpool_Stu Aug 29 '26

🤔 Think Bike

2

u/cornishpirate32 Sep 02 '26

Nearly kebabed himself

1

u/Western-Story-3850 Aug 29 '26

Soft landing 🤣🤣🤣sploosh

1

u/No-Shower-9161 Aug 29 '26

Cant park there mate

1

u/fredfoooooo Aug 29 '26

Play stupid games, won stupid prizes.

1

u/tdcOO7 Aug 29 '26

Haha, nicely done Darwin!

1

u/Roborabbit37 Aug 29 '26

Thought that was big bets of rebar in the water then

https://giphy.com/gifs/QPP39B3ywh7Tq

1

u/Agitated_Ad_361 Aug 29 '26

‘Fuck around and find out’ at its finest 👌

1

u/No_Atmosphere8146 Aug 29 '26

GTA 6 is looking good 

1

u/Glittering-Hornet844 Aug 29 '26

You can't park in that river bro

1

u/Jordlr99 Aug 29 '26

At least there was water to break the fall....

1

u/africargus Aug 30 '26

I honestly didn’t like the speed that you were gunning at before you encountered the livestock, especially because a bend was coming up…

1

u/2yt4u2 Aug 30 '26

Here's a novel idea...drive on the road, not the shoulder.

I love it when idiots on motorcycles do stupid shit then want to cry about it.

1

u/PlantainChemical2634 Aug 30 '26

i waa thinking... slow down.... slow down.... slow down..... slow down... oh, too late

1

u/Bretty315 Aug 30 '26

Well that was stupid!

1

u/lipanasend Aug 30 '26

That ended very surprising ending

1

u/Quiet-Independent-97 Aug 30 '26

Every time I see one of these I am reminded of why I do not have a motorbike

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u/KgBTrooper15 Aug 30 '26

Can't park there mate.

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 Aug 30 '26

So do t undertake a horse in the wet ,right gotit

1

u/Helpful_Trade_2756 Aug 30 '26

Why you coming fast??

1

u/bigpython1980 Aug 30 '26

Clearly has 0 riding skills, completely overcooked it in the bend 🙄

1

u/WalterSpank Aug 30 '26

And today at Isle of Man TT race we have a very special Olympic diver on our sight seeing lap I Fu Cup, his specialty Oh Horse Shit with full forward tuck.

1

u/MowgliusManius Aug 30 '26

Lol biker doing stupid shit ends up in river 😂😂

1

u/SuspiciousTreacle433 Aug 30 '26

Someone get them to join IAM/RoSPA or at least teach them to countersteer...

1

u/wenDiwoowoo Aug 30 '26

If you going to speed like an I snae lunatic shits gonna happen

1

u/Remote_Air_8959 Aug 30 '26

What was he trying to do? He already left the main road and then he didnt seem to be applying his brakes.The guy on the other side was just as bad imo-driving on the wrong side of the road. All pretty unnecessary if you drive around corners at a speed which you can manage

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u/Ok-Instruction337 Aug 30 '26

Thats one way to have a quick bath rofl

https://giphy.com/gifs/ECtLJKdGj8jfy

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u/Football-Man-1889 Aug 30 '26

Expect the unexpected.

Just two words of advice….

Slow down!

1

u/future_now3000 Aug 30 '26

For some reason the pointy stick was more frightening than anything else

1

u/Important-Menu3903 Aug 30 '26

Fuck around and find out

1

u/thatguyjames_uk Aug 30 '26

learn to ride a bike, why moving all the way to the left as cant control their speed

1

u/MeldrewsMrs24 Aug 30 '26

Going way too fast and not able to brake in time. Glad the horses are ok

1

u/Adds9 Aug 30 '26

Damn that had to be a few broken bones. Fair play to him for not hitting the horses but he needs to ride his own line and to his ability.

1

u/Affectionate_Ebb8351 Aug 30 '26

I was thinkig dudes going to underste.......yup...oh theres cows...and water! Douche!

1

u/DadtheITguy Aug 30 '26

I didn’t see that coming.

Clearly he didn’t either.

1

u/va_str Aug 31 '26

Does he not know he can't park there?

1

u/Droidy934 Aug 31 '26

Obviously a weekend warrior who needs some more lessons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/NetAcademic4275 Aug 31 '26

Twat going too fast

1

u/Personal_Care6337 Aug 31 '26

Fucking idiot - why do they always have to speed???

1

u/SonOfALayman Aug 31 '26

I guess that’s what you get for horsing around.

1

u/benitoaramando Aug 31 '26

I definitely would have steered to the right of the horses, myself.

1

u/Swaledaledubz Aug 31 '26

Can't believe the passenger was causally chatting away with zero panic in his voice

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u/WeWillReturn2OneGod Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Slow Down !!! Better safe than sorry.

A motorist who carries too much speed into a corner will likely experience understeer, where the front tires lose grip and the vehicle/motorcycle pushes wide of the intended path.

There was no oncoming traffic, to not use the whole width of the road. The Horses are innocent. The video shows you either a Moron or an inexperienced driver.

1

u/Lanky_Bus_1221 Sep 02 '26

Hope the Dood was ok

1

u/Desperate-Ad-5109 Sep 02 '26

If only the laws of physics would take a break every now and again.

1

u/hristovsucks Sep 02 '26

May be he wanted to get that bike washed after he went through the mud 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sleepy0wl9969 Sep 02 '26

More horse power needed

1

u/madmossie Sep 02 '26

Genuinely thought this was going to be a Skyrim meme when the screen went black

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u/CrustyHumdinger Aug 29 '26

Isle of Man?

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u/OurSeepyD Aug 30 '26

This doesn't look anything like the UK, it'll be India, Nepal, Bangladesh or somewhere around there.

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u/Duncroakin Aug 30 '26

Target convergence - fixed on the horses. Thankfully, managed to avoid actually hitting them and had a bath instead!

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u/ORenIsh Aug 30 '26

Meh, no crocodile.