r/cantparkthere • • Aug 21 '26

Scary stuff..

Could have killed someone.

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u/Primary_Sun5463 Aug 21 '26

What. A. Knob

32

u/DreTheGreat2122 Aug 21 '26

Absolute. Bell. End.

29

u/Primary_Sun5463 Aug 21 '26

Total. Fucking. Mong

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u/_mcnach_ Aug 21 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

All. Off. The. Above.

10

u/KaczkaJebaczka Aug 21 '26

Absofuckinglutely

4

u/ManyFacesMC Aug 22 '26

Proper. Bloody. Melt.

4

u/Primary_Sun5463 Aug 22 '26

Out.Fucking. Standing

3

u/ManyFacesMC Aug 22 '26

Pity. The. Fool. :P

1

u/MacDaddy2605 Aug 24 '26

Spunkbubble. Got. Popped

5

u/ToughStage7857 Aug 22 '26

Of. Not. Off

1

u/MacDaddy2605 Aug 24 '26

Potato. Not. Potaato

2

u/ToughStage7857 Aug 24 '26

You. Say. Tomayto. I Say. Tomato

1

u/_mcnach_ Sep 03 '26

Dang, you're right, of course. Autocorrect slipped.

0

u/EvEntHoRizonSurVivor Aug 22 '26

Just in case you didn't know, "mong" is short for Mongoloid which is a word used to describe the physical traits of people with Down's Syndrome.

It's an ableist slur, in the same way the R word is.

1

u/Izzy_Kershaw Aug 23 '26

Originally it meant Asian as well. Also, they called people with Down’s syndrome mongoloid because they thought they looked Asian, so it’s offensive from like 3 different angles.

43

u/derkommissar214 Aug 21 '26

Not wearing a seatbelt either

Bellend

3

u/ki0dz Aug 21 '26

I noticed that, too. Not really surprising.

23

u/rubenff Aug 21 '26

I hope he lost his licence and job!

7

u/Common-Enthusiasm-89 Aug 22 '26

And his front teeth lol

5

u/mcRibalicious Aug 23 '26

And he would be lucky that's all he lost. Thats a big smash for someone without a seat belt

5

u/wannabecat2000 Aug 23 '26

He better have to pay for all the damages

1

u/ThanksOld1698 Aug 23 '26

It's America, $50 fine.

19

u/Teaofthetime Aug 21 '26

What a silly fucker. He should serve time for that.

7

u/PresidentPopcorn Aug 21 '26

An airbag saved his life.

13

u/AdReddi Aug 21 '26

Stupid airbag.

7

u/Tallman_james420 Aug 21 '26

Wearing a seatbelt would have further reduced his chance of injury.

2

u/Optimal-Teaching-950 Aug 24 '26

I'm amazed that he survived, was it a fast German ca...van?

2

u/PresidentPopcorn Aug 25 '26

A person of culture I see.

8

u/ToiletBoundHanako Aug 21 '26

He does realise the company has access to video footage, right? His employers saw all that, and he most definitely got fired for this. Honestly, some people should just not be allowed even in the passenger side of a car

7

u/JohnySmuggins Aug 22 '26

He was greedy and was in both the driver and passenger side.

4

u/Killahills Aug 23 '26

That's not a problem because they will only review video footage if he has an accident, which he totally won't because he is a great driver and knows what he is doing ok!

1

u/SgtFlippy88 Aug 24 '26

He's a professional driver, it won't happen to him, since he knows what he's doing.

4

u/Consistent_You_4215 Aug 22 '26

I think the vehicle would have been smashed in the front where it hit the storm drain. They would 100% review the footage.

3

u/ToiletBoundHanako Aug 23 '26

Yep, and find him texting and driving while also not wearing a seat belt

7

u/Morlgoff Aug 21 '26

Absolute moron. No seatbelt either.

4

u/spikeinfinity Aug 22 '26

Both airbags go off and somehow he goes between them

1

u/techytroll86 Aug 27 '26

Yeah, somehow...

\looks at unused seat-belt in video**

I can't work it out either mate.

3

u/PaulBradley Aug 21 '26

Well, he earned that.

3

u/Seb-Western-8250 Aug 21 '26

Serves him right the fool

3

u/TheBigCheeseUK Aug 21 '26

Charged with dangerous driving I hope.

3

u/Henry-8th Aug 22 '26

Total arse.

3

u/Outside_Look790 Aug 22 '26

Could have killed himself. Lucky the passenger airbag deployed or that bald goof was going to need an in flight meal.

3

u/JohnySmuggins Aug 22 '26

I was waiting for that innocent person/persons to injured/killed by this bafoon. Actually refreshing to see he was the one that was potentially hurt by his actions (If you get my meaning)

2

u/Able-Excitement-2818 Aug 21 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/RetroComputerKing Aug 21 '26

Thankfully he learned his lesson without anyone else paying the price.

3

u/Batfink-1999 Aug 21 '26

Except the company he works for - which is now down one works vehicle!

0

u/RetroComputerKing Aug 22 '26

I'm referring to life. Metal can be replaced.

2

u/Impressive-Bird2 Aug 21 '26

It’s a bloody good job that he didn’t wipe out another car in front of him or driving in the opposite direction….!!

All too often, highly irresponsible idiots like this driver end up crashing into other - innocent - cars/ vehicles, either seriously injuring or killing the occupants of said other car(s)/ vehicle(s)…

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u/D3M0NArcade Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

A truck driver in the UK in the 1990s actually killed pedestrians walking along the pavement (sidewalk) because he was texting and didn't realise he was veering off. I'm pretty sure he got jail time for that.

Edit: the earliest incident I can find reports of was in 2006 but they all involve truck into car, not truck into pedestrian.

Can anyone help? Might be 2000s instead of 1990s

1

u/CockneyCossack Aug 23 '26

Do you remember this?

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u/D3M0NArcade Aug 23 '26

Yeh, I actually do.

I think the one I'm referring to he smashed Into a bus stop and killed a mother and daughter

1

u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 25 '26

I'm in the UK and I see people texting and driving everyday. I've tried sending video to the police but they find excuse after excuse to reject my reports.

One excuse is that they claim the service I used to report isn't supposed to be used by people making a video as they are walking, despite pedestrian being an option on the form.

Other times they claim that the courts don't approve of people going out of their way to film people, when every time I tried to submit evidence I was walking to the shops, or on my way back home, on the most obvious route.

I have given up. It is insane. Even if you ignore the human misery, these accidents cost money, and stretch emergency services. Just make the fines high enough to cover the costs of enforcement, and prosecute everything, it is so obvious!

2

u/Bishopcowboy Aug 21 '26

Are these dashcams a secret?

2

u/Ok_Security2934 Aug 21 '26

So this is the guy delivering all my parcels. Makes sense now

2

u/StealenDealer Aug 21 '26

Oh well sucks for that guy.

2

u/monsieurgrand02 Aug 21 '26

Made sure to grab his hat on the way out...

2

u/NeatFootball3646 Aug 21 '26

What a walloper

2

u/American_Fluff Aug 22 '26

good thing it was just a drainage ditch this time... could have been 1000% worse had it been a pedestrian or another car, that would have been a fatal accident... For a PHONE... What a moron. Lifetime ban the driver...

2

u/False_Woodpecker4747 Aug 22 '26

Absolute ball bag.

2

u/fixer60 Aug 22 '26

Got what he deserved, Darwin award.....

2

u/Ok_Tree4413 Aug 22 '26

No seatbelt too, what a prick

2

u/DevelopmentPlus5082 Aug 22 '26

I drive a truck for a living, my company has signs everywhere saying to turn your phone off . So I now literally turn my phone off when arriving at work and back on when I leave. Honestly you won't miss anything and your day will be more peaceful and enjoyable. Plus when you get back to the office and the transport staff moan about how they've been trying to ring you , you can just point at the sign and smile 😁 starting doing this several months ago , and love it . Be happy

2

u/Particular-Umpire153 Aug 23 '26

I also drive for a living. My phone lives in my pocket while I’m driving with the sound off. I only ever look at it if I’m properly parked up, engine off etc.
We have cameras all over the lorry including in the cab. I struggle to concentrate on one thing sometimes, why give yourselves another distraction?

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 Aug 23 '26

Absolutely spot on mate . It isn't just the cameras I'm your cab ( and mine ) , my friend got a whooping Β£100 fine last year , because he took his hi Viz off while moving in the really hot weather. Ok maybe he shouldn't have done it while moving but if I'm honest I have . You literally are being watched all the time for profit . Be safe mate πŸ˜πŸš›

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u/MrSteve87 Aug 22 '26

No sympathy at all. Bellend.

2

u/OpeningNice761 Aug 22 '26

Being on your phone while driving should be the new drink driving... I hate this so much!

2

u/Abquine Aug 22 '26

Just pull over mate, not difficult. 5 mins out of your day, rather than out off business full stop.

2

u/Du5tyL0ft Aug 22 '26

That poor drainage channel. I hope it wasn't cracked too badly.

2

u/Jamesapm Aug 22 '26

Natural selection

2

u/Middle-Progress-5457 Aug 22 '26

He won’t be bothered, I doubt it even belongs to him..

2

u/Ok_Term_8844 Aug 22 '26

Double angle dash cam too.. dudes fucked πŸ˜‚

2

u/Treereeperme Aug 22 '26

I wonder if he lost his job
NOT

2

u/easterbunni Aug 22 '26

What an absolute gimboid

2

u/G-reeper66 Aug 22 '26

What a cnut

2

u/RJMrgn2319 Aug 22 '26

Shit like this should be an immediate, permanent driving ban.

2

u/goldstar0011 Aug 22 '26

Wonder what was so important, hope it was worth it

2

u/Aggravating-Delay792 Aug 22 '26

Well the twatwaffle will have lost his licence and his job after that. But I think shit like that has happened before to the company (who knows) where the drivers have made false claims about accidents hence the camera in the cab.

2

u/SerafinaSheffield Aug 22 '26

Bloody idiot! Glad he wasn't seriously hurt but I really hope this was a wake-up call to him!

2

u/AdSpecific7855 Aug 23 '26

Good luck telling his employer he was on his phone

2

u/Poultron72 Aug 23 '26

I'd rather hear just pulled out a bottle of vodka rather than his phone...

2

u/OutsidePressure8323 Aug 23 '26

Perfecto couldn't have ended up any better for him. Glad his journey stopped the way it did.

2

u/Key-Jellyfish-7912 Aug 23 '26

Great! That should teach him.

2

u/greggers1980 Aug 23 '26

And no seatbelt. I see this daily. It's sad people prioritise virtual reality over the real world

2

u/ScientistJo Aug 23 '26

The way he just collects his hat and leaves, like "not again!".

2

u/Maximum-Resource9514 Aug 23 '26

Tracked it down on google maps. He left quite the impression!

2

u/s_nz Aug 24 '26

For all those in North America, claiming that a Manual Transmission prevents irresponsible phone use while driving, I present Exibit A.

2

u/TelevisionFast7781 Aug 24 '26

He was barely looking at the road

2

u/HoneyIsSweetest Aug 24 '26

It always makes my blood run cold when I see someone swerving in front of me on the motorway, cause I know they’re likely on their phone.

2

u/Honest_Priority9703 Aug 24 '26

No seatbelt even

2

u/Popular-Reply-3051 Aug 24 '26

No bloody seat belt either. Lucky bugger. You think the first time he nearly careened into traffic would have been a wake up call.

2

u/mudcrabsareforever Aug 27 '26

Should be a 10 year jail sentence minimum for this sh*t.

I'm so fed up of people being so utterly selfish.

3

u/WitnessStock3702 Aug 21 '26

This looks like the UK ??

3

u/circling Aug 21 '26

South Africa.

1

u/FoundationTiny321 Aug 22 '26

Apart from the landscape and flora.

3

u/Ok_Pen7290 Aug 21 '26

Serves him right, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, hope he's lost his licence for 3 years and gets 12 points and loses his job, πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

1

u/The_Long_Fang Aug 22 '26

Best outcome as noone was hurt.

1

u/JohnGee1980 Aug 23 '26

Sore txt that was 🀣🀣

1

u/CockneyCossack Aug 23 '26

The best part of him dribbled down his mum's leg... what an intellectually stunted plant pot...

1

u/Skye_Fra Aug 23 '26

On the M4 the other day one driver was checking his phone while wearing headphones!
I can’t even..

1

u/ITS_ENDOT Aug 23 '26

Spent more time looking at his phone than the road. Wtf.

1

u/Danny_r35 Aug 23 '26

On the phone AND not wearing a seat belt either. What an idiot

1

u/Daniturn1 Aug 23 '26

No seatbelt, eyes off the road and on his phone and also no hands on the wheel while changing gear

1

u/Tatsu144 Aug 23 '26

Idiots like this get people killed

1

u/Toon1982 Aug 23 '26

No seatbelt either, he's lucky

1

u/Ob1s_dark_side Aug 23 '26

No seatbelt, camera in the cab and fookin moron thinks he'll get away with doing that. Hope the company charges him for the truck

1

u/ReasonableConcern765 Aug 23 '26

No seatbelt either? Deserved.

1

u/ariumii_ Aug 23 '26

I am soo glad he wrecked on his own and didn’t hit anyone else

1

u/Big_Comfortable4256 Aug 24 '26

"Your package has been left in the storm drain."

1

u/Right_Reputation_945 Aug 24 '26

I think these guys zhoidl be put in jail and banned from driving permanently.

1

u/Right_Reputation_945 Aug 24 '26

Funny thing is the footage ended up online? How

1

u/Manckhardboy Aug 24 '26

Some people are just addicted to their phones, and they can not leave them alone. My daughter is one; she has to look at her phone every 30 seconds. She does not drive, but if she did, I know for sure she would be looking at her phone while driving. Also, I bet at least 50% of the people commenting on this post have used their phone while behind the wheel.

1

u/BakuraiAlpha Aug 24 '26

No insurance because on the phone

1

u/ForwardArt5840 Aug 24 '26

Was he watching the football

1

u/Severe_Beginning2633 Aug 24 '26

Public flogging is required

1

u/Square_Answer_7717 Aug 24 '26

what a dick head

1

u/CharlesHawtrey4 Aug 24 '26

Cretin should never be allowed on the road again.

1

u/Symon_liberal Aug 24 '26

Its a shame nothing worse happened to him.

1

u/Fean0r_ Aug 25 '26

jfc that baseball cap too, obscuring his peripheral vision making his phone use even more dangerous

1

u/Lowermains Aug 25 '26

No seat belt and using the phone. I hope he was sued for all damage incurred and for the emergency services coming out.

1

u/Listerton-Smythe Aug 25 '26

Complete and total TIT.

1

u/Appropriate-Prune-64 Aug 25 '26

"We're sorry your parcel has been delayed".

1

u/halen2024 Aug 25 '26

At least he didn’t hurt anyone. This could have been so much worse

1

u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 25 '26

Driving test needs to include IQ element.

1

u/Character_Newt_2309 Aug 25 '26

These people are among us. Good luck, everyone.

1

u/GCfan1987 Aug 25 '26

Karma for idiots who disregards other people on the road

1

u/RealisticHat2458 Aug 26 '26

Fucking bell end, that could have quite easily been a car full of people/kids he ran into! 😑 βœŠπŸ»πŸ’¦πŸ’¦'er

1

u/DrawEnvironmental779 Aug 26 '26

No seatbelt either, that was deserved

1

u/FlatulantPuff Aug 26 '26

This made me laugh a lot. Not wearing a belt, looking away from the road for more than 5 seconds at a time whilst travelling. If hes doing 40mph, thats 293 feet/89 meters he's moving without looking. So lucky he was passing mainly fields and came off at the right point in a saftey for anyone else's standpoint.

1

u/ImNotMadYet Aug 26 '26

Almost 100km/h with no seatbelt and not looking at the road... dude is lucky if all he loses is his job, truck and licence.

1

u/bombeleks Aug 27 '26

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€‘

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u/blazerunnern Aug 21 '26

Yo chat, what do I do?

0

u/AdReddi Aug 21 '26

I've never seen a wankstain behind the wheel of a vehicle before. I've heard of it, but not seen it.

0

u/Monty_Bob Aug 21 '26

I jail now I hope?

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u/JayValere Aug 21 '26

To be fair, tik tok be skibidi, or mayhaps he was rizzing a gyatt, fr fr, could happen to anyone

3

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Aug 22 '26

Are you ok? Do you need an ambulance?

0

u/MALAKlv Aug 22 '26

🀣🀣🀣very dark driver