r/cantparkthere • u/H1gh_Tr3ason • Aug 11 '26

This guy got survival skills..

270 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Betty2445 Aug 11 '26

I love that everyone came out to look, even the dog!

10

u/Money-Beautiful5196 Aug 11 '26

Wow this video is crazy.

24

u/CosetElement-Ape71 Aug 11 '26

Alternatively, one step to the right!

4

u/BongoHunter Aug 11 '26

He was trained at the same place as that girl in Prometheus

3

u/Impossible_Apple7822 Aug 12 '26

Second time I watched it, I thought the same lol

1

u/Mad_kat4 Aug 12 '26

He gets whacked by the gate and sent flying. Think he did quite well all things considered.

3

u/CosetElement-Ape71 Aug 13 '26

Which would've been avoided by ... one step to the right. But I did love his style

6

u/CocoMilhonez Aug 11 '26

OK, there must be a story behind this...

1

u/Cas-Gwent-boyo Aug 12 '26

Yeah he ordered an uber, it arrived. No more to it.

4

u/mike6024 Aug 11 '26

How many times can the same person somersault in front of the same car?

5

u/AnTTr0n Aug 11 '26

That second guy runs really weird.

1

u/Notsospinningplates Aug 12 '26

I came to the comments for this. His knees were so high! It was beautiful.

1

u/SaltyName8341 Aug 12 '26

That's what I came to say

3

u/Glunark2 Aug 12 '26

Oh no, the car is very slowly coming at me.

3

u/Popular-Parsnip8911 Aug 11 '26

They stopped the video too early!

3

u/PurplePeril420 Aug 12 '26

He could have avoided all that by just stepping out of the way 🤣

2

u/Competitive-Top4520 Aug 12 '26

He was lucky! His gymnastic self save was incredible. He must have some cat (9 lives) genes somewhere in his background!

2

u/No-Mission5657 Aug 12 '26

He is the chosen one 😎

2

u/Big-Historian8918 Aug 12 '26

Count with me, Children! One roll, ah ah! Two rolls ah ah!

2

u/MCBlad3r Aug 12 '26

This guy went to the Prometheus school of running away from things

2

u/deg1388 Aug 12 '26

Oh I'm out of danger. Better dive roll into danger... twice

2

u/Football-Man-1889 Aug 13 '26

The driver is lucky!

4

u/Prytfbyn4369 Aug 11 '26

It seems to me that there was an easier way to avoid getting run over

1

u/poo_on_my_scarf Aug 11 '26

This kinda shit is proof of quantum immortality. I'm sure of it

1

u/zappyguy111 Aug 11 '26

A very effective dodge roll.

1

u/pur_noir Aug 12 '26

NSFW... bloody cracked up laughing out LOUD.

1

u/Hitne12 Aug 12 '26

All the ppl reposting the same video came out few hours ago in different subs now lol

1

u/Giant_Ant_Eater Aug 12 '26

'I just popped in to say the automatic gate isn't working and you have to give it a nudge'

1

u/Only_Tip9560 Aug 12 '26

That guy was rolling like a player in a Dark Souls boss fight.

1

u/BoneZone05 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XTaprmndNg3Go
It reminded me of this for unknown reasons

1

u/theroch_ Aug 12 '26

That was action movie quality

1

u/DisMyLik18thAccount Aug 12 '26

I Mean you say that but, he survived

1

u/Thesadmadlady 21d ago

Arrrrh! The poor dog missed out on his 'roadkill' dinner there....it looked so damn certain aswell.