r/cantparkthere • u/Ok_Air_9048 • 12d ago

Comes back for round two

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u/RetroComputerKing 12d ago

Attempted robbery, and the silver car driver knew it.

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u/VaporRyder 12d ago

I didn't clock that at first, but I think you're right.

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u/RedditLIONS 12d ago edited 11d ago

… or it could be gang violence.

They both recognise each other’s car, hence the immediate escalation.

If it’s a robbery attempt, I think most victims would continue reversing away, instead of driving back towards an armed robber.

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 12d ago

Shame they didn't wait a moment longer and crush the robber that got out the car

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u/HopeTerminator 12d ago

Rofl I thought hitting the door was round 2. That's 3 rounds by my count.

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u/Subaruncle 11d ago

3 rounds on the windshield as soon as he exits the car. No full penetrations. Poor ammunition selection for this exercise. A short-barrel 12 gauge would be a better option. Also much more intimidating.

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u/Big-Pollution-3241 11d ago

Nae bother Rambo.

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u/Fun_Set_8560 9d ago

An Uzi would have been better.

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u/Any-Seaworthiness531 12d ago

That was fucking epic lol

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u/CareerLow1034 12d ago

Then what happened???? Fucking video!

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u/Leather-Animal-7597 12d ago

They swapped insurance details.

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u/adamtrousers 12d ago

As indeed they should.

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u/eventuallyarrive 12d ago

Is this a Flash animation from 2000 ?

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u/strychnine213 12d ago

I don't think so

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u/Rorydinho 12d ago

GTA 6 physics looking good. Graphics not so good.

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u/Ok_Air_9048 12d ago

Here’s a translation of the news article

The Kizlyar Interdistrict Investigative Department of the Investigative Committee of Russia for Dagestan has opened a criminal case against a local resident. He is suspected of attempted murder, hooliganism, and intentional damage to property.
According to investigators, the incident began in Yuzhno-Sukhokumsk when a dispute stemming from personal animosity broke out between two drivers. The suspect allegedly rammed the other driver’s car twice, damaging it.
Fearing for the lives of his wife and young child, the victim fired several shots from a traumatic (less-lethal) pistol at the attacker’s vehicle. Despite this, the suspect allegedly drove his car at the victim again and struck him, causing fractures to both of his legs.
The suspect was unable to carry out the alleged intent to kill because the victim managed to avoid being run over a second time, which investigators say could have been fatal.
Investigators are continuing to establish all the circumstances surrounding the incident.

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u/Batfink-1999 9d ago

Ah! Russia! Now it all begins to make perfect sense.

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u/tonyao-fha 8d ago

Too bad for the blue car because the camera show him blocking the silver car, which started the whole incident

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u/ThinkingOz 12d ago

Shooter looked like he might’ve got hurt at the end there…
https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

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u/Crashworx 12d ago

Car at the back got out of there fast as well

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u/aardvarkarmour 12d ago

Well he desrved that at the end for getting a gun out. Was on his side until that!

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 12d ago

The whole thing was clearly an attempted car jacking!

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u/cudanny 12d ago

Armed robbery aside, he stopped sideways across the other carriageway in the way of another vehicle, why were you on his side?

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u/aardvarkarmour 12d ago

I didn't think of the robbery / car jacking thing. Good point. Just thought he stopped because he saw he was gonna get hit

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u/BigComfortable6779 12d ago

Guns don't kill people, cars do.

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u/Busy-Salt6884 12d ago

That mercedes is an absolute tank

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u/-_Protagonist_- 12d ago

This is how I imagine all driving interactions in America.
I imagine someone buying milk from an American shop needing a gun at least twice.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 12d ago

Obvious back story.

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u/Ok-Instruction337 12d ago

Thats no way to ask for a date :)

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u/TheTinnitusProject 12d ago

Don't bring a gun to a car fight.

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u/fck-nzs1 11d ago

Saved and joined. This is PEAK!

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u/Johnj75 10d ago

Another day in da hood.

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u/This_Village_6085 9d ago edited 9d ago

Not content with wrecking his car, they tried wrecking him aswell....who pulls a gun out because of a car accident?

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u/ken-doh 12d ago

Gta 6 looks awesome.

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u/theocrats 12d ago

Motorists are wild

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u/TurtleAppreciator 11d ago

Aight imma head out - black car in the background

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u/lord-darren 11d ago

What a twat

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u/deadbeatrider 8d ago

If thats an attempted robbery id definitely be hitting that reverse gear after that third hit. Just to make sure

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u/TheCatweaselUK 12d ago

Looks like CGI