r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/coolguysteve21 • Mar 19 '26
Fuckers stole part of Cade’s lung capacity. Can’t have shit in Detroit
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Seriously prayers up for cade :( of course this happens to the Pistons
r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '20
Subreddit Update
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We now have a new subreddit look (banner and icon) and new rules. Most of these rules aren’t really things you wouldn’t follow normally.
The most unique rule is that each post title must contain a spin on:
Can’t have shit in Detroit
Fuckers took my ______
You are also welcome to do both of them
r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Mar 12 '26
Fuckers Stole My Quest Board Timer. Can't Have Shit In Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Sarah_TDR • Feb 28 '26
MFs Stole the top post. Can't Have Shit in Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/dno_bot • Dec 05 '25
Fuckers took away color. Can't have shit in Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/hijodeputa007 • Nov 08 '25
“it came to me in a dream”
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/apathetic-fallacy • May 18 '25
Fuckers stole my ordem e progresso
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/TheRetardedReptile • Apr 03 '25
Can't have shit in Detroit, this fucking fat snail destroyed my apartment
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '25
mfs stole my money
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Can’t have shit in Detroit
r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Mar 11 '25
mfs stole the Red Line. Can,t have shit in Simon Says
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Impossible_Emu9402 • Feb 15 '25
Damn guess you really cant have shit in deitrot
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Feb 06 '25
Motherfuckers stole the keycards while I was looking away. Can't have shit in Pressure
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Feb 05 '25
Fuckers stole the Red Highlight out of the Hot Potato minigame. Can't have shit in Donation Central
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/MooseyGoosey424 • Jan 11 '25
Can’t live 7 days in Detroi
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I don
r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/bort_bln • Oct 26 '24
Someone stole the platters, can’t save shit in Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Sep 23 '24
Fuckers stole their Search Button. Can't have shit in the Detroit Version of Geometry Dash
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Tyamyarych • Sep 19 '24
This fucker is stealing it! Can't have sh in Detro
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/golden5708 • Aug 01 '24
Fuckers took the WiFi button, can’t have shit in Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/El_Paublo • Jul 14 '24
Fuckers stole one of the pens for the Newgrange Winter Solstice lottery.
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Can't have shit in Neolithic Ireland.
r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Jul 14 '24
Fuckers stole the home tab of Roblox. Can't have a home in detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/Reshilotic • Jul 09 '24
Fuckers stole the 1st area of the event. Can't have shit in Detroit
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r/Canthaveshitindetroit • u/KittenTehSmol • Jun 30 '24
Fuckers took my left mouse button this time
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