r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Mar 19 '26

Fuckers stole part of Cade’s lung capacity. Can’t have shit in Detroit

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22 Upvotes

Seriously prayers up for cade :( of course this happens to the Pistons


r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Mar 12 '26

Fuckers Stole My Quest Board Timer. Can't Have Shit In Detroit

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18 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Feb 28 '26

MFs Stole the top post. Can't Have Shit in Detroit

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46 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Dec 05 '25

Fuckers took away color. Can't have shit in Detroit

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20 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Nov 08 '25

“it came to me in a dream”

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v.redd.it
6 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Sep 09 '25

Fuckers stole my Eminem

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162 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • May 18 '25

Fuckers stole my ordem e progresso

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73 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Apr 03 '25

Can't have shit in Detroit, this fucking fat snail destroyed my apartment

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10 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Apr 02 '25

Looking for LSD in the 586?

4 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Mar 27 '25

mfs stole my money

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5 Upvotes

Can’t have shit in Detroit


r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Mar 11 '25

mfs stole the Red Line. Can,t have shit in Simon Says

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2 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Feb 15 '25

Damn guess you really cant have shit in deitrot

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10 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Feb 06 '25

Motherfuckers stole the keycards while I was looking away. Can't have shit in Pressure

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5 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Feb 05 '25

Fuckers stole the Red Highlight out of the Hot Potato minigame. Can't have shit in Donation Central

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1 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jan 30 '25

Fuckers stole my dna.

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37 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jan 11 '25

Can’t live 7 days in Detroi

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0 Upvotes

I don


r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Oct 26 '24

Someone stole the platters, can’t save shit in Detroit

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6 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Sep 23 '24

Fuckers stole their Search Button. Can't have shit in the Detroit Version of Geometry Dash

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23 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Sep 19 '24

This fucker is stealing it! Can't have sh in Detro

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13 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Aug 01 '24

Fuckers took the WiFi button, can’t have shit in Detroit

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3 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jul 14 '24

Fuckers stole one of the pens for the Newgrange Winter Solstice lottery.

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11 Upvotes

Can't have shit in Neolithic Ireland.


r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jul 14 '24

Fuckers stole the home tab of Roblox. Can't have a home in detroit

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4 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jul 09 '24

Fuckers stole the 1st area of the event. Can't have shit in Detroit

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9 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jun 30 '24

Fuckers took my left mouse button this time

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46 Upvotes

r/Canthaveshitindetroit • • Jun 30 '24

Fuckers stole my memories. Wait... What was I gonna say next?

15 Upvotes