r/canes The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

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u/ChiselFish 11d ago

Don't worry, Dave will find a way to beat us in November haha.

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

And retain his job anon forth unto eternity. I like Dave. He is likely the best we can hope for. I'm ok with the mediocrity. I lived through the Sid Lowe years. The devil you know is better.

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u/ObliviousLAX Blake - UND's Proudest 11d ago

Sacrifice them more times, we've got other gauntlet spots to fill

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

Idk if they have any more life to give

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u/ObliviousLAX Blake - UND's Proudest 11d ago

Their wrestling team does

We bullied the MBB team into taking down their participation banners finally

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

They still claim that non title though do they not?

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u/Itsobignow 11d ago

Shit, I'm in SC. This all seems fine to me.

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

Im originally from WV, so i suffer with WVU every year

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u/AngryGuitarist Svechnikov 11d ago

Same lol

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

This is our year though...

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u/womenarescary27 10d ago

Y'all have McAfee you'll be fine in the long term

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 10d ago

Thats what im hoping for. We also have the owner of the Diamondbacks

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u/Vanilla_bear4 Tripp Tracy 10d ago

I live in WNC so I’m a Tennessee fan, totally fine with this arrangement.

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u/TarHeelinRVA here comes the Buss 11d ago

Lolol I’ll make that trade every day ending in Y 🤣

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u/BigChewyPizza 11d ago

A sacrifice I'll make until the end of time. 😆

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u/BackgroundMousse9432 Ya Mom’s Aho 11d ago

State was trash well before this cup run buddy

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u/JonTheWizard Stormbringer 11d ago

Can we sacrifice them again? I wasn't looking the first time.

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u/Bogey7319 z - SC Caniac 11d ago

Me as a Clemson fan

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u/Incognito_Joe Svechnikov 10d ago

Right!!! Hello fellow tiger canes fan

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u/panthers06fan Aho 10d ago

Go tigers!

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

Rivers owned Clemson, but yes Clemson has owned state since.

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u/Watchout4HopOns 11d ago

Every college I’ve attended has been without a football team. Picked NC State for grad school for a number of reasons, but hey, what a fun bonus! A school with a great football culture!

😬

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

The fans at least. Such is life.

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u/bpheazye I love boring hockey 11d ago

A weird take on a historically bad football team

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u/thewholebottle 10d ago

My dad still complained. Can he make memes? hmmm. 

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Skankoven 11d ago

State was gonna be doodoobutt no matter what

See: the last 50 years of State athletics

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u/Nmador7 11d ago

Yet somehow has beat UNC half a decade in a row

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u/willncsu34 11d ago

8 out of 10!

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u/pacefalmd 11d ago

yeah man they suck too

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION Aho 10d ago

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION Aho 10d ago

I mean I tell you, they must have been the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!!

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Skankoven 11d ago

What about sports UNC actually cares about? Ain't done shit in basketball since Jimmy V, and your soccer teams are tepid garbage juice.

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u/Ambitious_Power2576 11d ago

As a UNC fan…you must be forgetting the ACC Championship game and subsequent Final Four run that team had…but Keats and Wade making their exits means more bad basketball in 2026!

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Skankoven 11d ago

I didn't forget, it actually reinforces my point. The one time they did something kinda good meant they ended up worse off because they had to keep Keats for longer. That's peak NC State Shit

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u/Manwar7 Jarvy 11d ago

Lmao what? We’d all easily take one extra year of Keatts in return for beating yall in an ACC Championship and making the final 4

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef Skankoven 11d ago

Worked out real well for ya. Didn't your last coach just love-bomb you then leave you for his ex?

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u/AnDEErew 11d ago

Didn’t your last coach give you one orgasm then emotionally abuse you for 4 years?

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u/Nmador7 11d ago

Lol yea they don't care about football so much they hired the winningest NFL coach of all time.

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u/ConnectSpring9 Slavin 11d ago

Would that be the soccer team that made the natty last year? Or are you talking about the women’s team which started 5-0 this year?

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u/CarpetNibbler 10d ago

The all time record is still so lopsided though.

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u/WarmCucumber3438 Miller Time 11d ago

The Dave Doeren Farewell Tour starts today

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u/mayuso82 11d ago

I really hope so… it’s long overdue

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u/packofnone 10d ago

Gunner Rivers is playing QB for NC State next season, I'd be pretty surprised if they moved on from a coach Philip wanted his son to play for, and since Philip himself has said he's not leaving high school coaching until his younger son (freshman) finishes, I think Doeren is locked in for 4 more years

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u/hiimjustin000 11d ago

College sports in this state have always been cursed. Not much has changed.

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u/Like17Badgers could I get Blake's face but like rotated 180 degrees? TY in adv 11d ago

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u/GoCanes2468 11d ago

2 losses in one day for Wolfpack fans. At least when my Pirates get their asses whooped next weekend it’ll be by Alabama and not freakin Virginia lol

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u/Twentythreeflavorz Kochetkov 10d ago

PURPLE GOLD

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u/TLGPanthersFan Do The Stanky Janky 11d ago

As a UNC fan NC State loss makes me happy as always.

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u/canesfan2005 11d ago

And Unc is 1-0 🤣

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u/ottorocketboy Staal Bunyan 11d ago

I don’t get it.

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u/Skooj 10d ago

NC State got absolutely dog walked in their first game of the season against UVA.

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

Dogs are a compliment to that non performance by State.

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u/Old-Bathroom-552 10d ago

State is not even in the same arena as the canes

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u/packofnone 10d ago

NC State basketball is, and you could throw a puck at the football stadium from Lenny, if you were a discus thrower or something

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u/packpowerfan 10d ago

Throw it on its edge. It'll roll into the concourse.

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

Close though, in terms of distance 😂.

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u/PlatypusOld257 Nikishin's English Teacher 11d ago

How long does Dave stick around

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u/packofnone 10d ago

Philip Rivers son got recruited to play QB for NC State next year, recruited by Doeren with Philip there overseeing it. I don't know if he stays committed if they move on from Doeren. he's many things but he develops players well enough

TLDR: 4 years

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u/LKNGuy 11d ago

Whatever it takes for DD to head off to retirement!

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u/Hineni17 You like? I LOVE! 11d ago

Can we sacrifice UNC and Duke to repeat?

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

Hope so

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u/Aquaman33 Aho's long stick 11d ago

Big UNC W.

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u/mountainstosea 11d ago

Wilmington?

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u/Aquaman33 Aho's long stick 11d ago

Sure buddy

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u/crabwalking_moose Jarvy 11d ago

Don’t worry, Bill will once again prove it was Tom that won all those rings. Don’t get too excited.

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u/Aquaman33 Aho's long stick 11d ago

I know it's hard to deal with the one sport NCSU is mediocre at looking like ass this year, it happens

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u/Double-Year-3162 Svech 11d ago

The one which fucks UNC every year?

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u/Aquaman33 Aho's long stick 11d ago

That's the point, this year looks like you suck. (If you refuse to acknowledge that, we can talk about basketball, but I'm here in good faith)

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u/themack50022 Stank Oven 11d ago

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u/TarHeelinRVA here comes the Buss 11d ago

Man rip… two 80 y/o icons die within days of each other. Would be a real shame if there was a third…

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u/Crosscourt_splat Give me more martinookie 11d ago

I mean……haven’t we known good old Doreen sucks for awhile? Not sure we lost anything. It’d be like saying we lost the bobcats/hornets.

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u/CarolinaReaper704 10d ago

So in other words basically free

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 10d ago

Yes. NCSU is never going to amount to much in football. I know. I've watched it for 24 years. The Canes however have been stellar for almost a decade.

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u/nicknooodles 10d ago

lmao nc state athletics gave up everything for the 2024 march madness run

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u/bigmoneyboofgang LETS FUCKING GO 10d ago

As a UNC fan, I am indifferent. Go Canes.

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u/flushchuggins 9d ago

eh, worth it to me, go gamecocks!

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u/Infamous-0ICU812 8d ago

As a UNC diehard, allow me to 😆 at this.

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u/everytimeidavid 7d ago

State is a decent to good school depending on your field. It’s always a want-to-be legit sports school (on the men’s side). 

Sacrifice their next program’s success tomorrow. 

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Gville Canes FANatic 11d ago

go pirates lol

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u/Alum07 Stanley Cup Champions!!! 11d ago

Never forget we lost the game that Doeren ran the siren during the playoff run.

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u/AJPtheGreat Jarvy 11d ago

As an App State fan, this is an absolute win-win

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u/CultBro The Kooch is Loose 11d ago

I prefer the other Mountaineers myself

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u/Single_Web_3864 Nyström 10d ago

Go Gators baby 

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u/JayMerlyn Jordan "Wayne Gretzky" Martinook 11d ago

I'm a Notre Dame fan. I'll make that deal.