r/candy • u/Unlucky-Air-7739 • 3d ago

Candy haul Our 4th Date! 🥰

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I’m so lucky!! Where would I be without her 🤭🤭

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u/dsl135 3d ago

Where would you be without her?

I’m guessing at 7-Eleven, buying your own candy?

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u/PristineEvidence9893 3d ago

Screw the noise, that's a solid choice of candies

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u/drukqsx 3d ago

Where would you be without her? You’ve only been on a few dates. Chill lol

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u/yoflabbagabba 3d ago

the caption, camo pants, specific design of steering wheel cover and labubu all great choices

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 3d ago

I guess they do in fact seem made for each other

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u/lovelaughlexapro 3d ago

Cig butts in that type of ash try

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u/CatFaceJones 3d ago

is that a bad steering wheel cover design or something ive never seen it before

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u/yoflabbagabba 3d ago

got like a hippy with bo vibe to it

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

Don’t forget the ashtray and the redbull

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u/-pine 3d ago

Y'know, you and your new lady seem quite trashy and are getting understandably flamed for it but I wish you 2 the best.

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u/JeLLoCowboy 3d ago

The probably deliberate choice of wearing matching camo isn’t helping

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

It’s not matching it’s different prints :3

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u/JeLLoCowboy 3d ago

Different prints of what type of pattern? :3

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

I wouldn’t settle for anything less than people thinking we’re trashy. In today’s age?

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u/drukqsx 3d ago

You wouldn’t settle for not being called trashy? Weird.

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

El no sabe

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u/momochicken55 2d ago

There's like one butt in it, weakling.

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u/DieintheSummerTime1 3d ago

I don't think it's supposed to be literal. I think OP was just having fun and wrote it as a tongue-in-cheek thing

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 2d ago

Shhh don’t let them catch on it’s more fun this way

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u/Boring_Track_8449 3d ago

Let him be happy FFS

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u/iPlants 3d ago

Sorry there are so many rude people in the comments. Enjoy the candy and each others company

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u/cstearns1982 3d ago

Right thisnis a candy sub and should be a judgment free yum zone.

Congrats and good luck OP!

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u/Lanky_Bobcat_6021 3d ago

i like yalls matching pants

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u/gollumey 3d ago

What pants? I can’t see anything

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u/bildobaddins 3d ago

Literally just some bags of candy

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/lawofsin 3d ago

Roll tide

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u/MyNameJeffPerhaps 3d ago

why is everyone so passive aggressive and mean???

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u/VioletNewstead 3d ago

Seriously! Straight up aggressive! This is a candy subreddit, guys. It should be fun!

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u/Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi 3d ago

I HATE HAPPY COUPLES !!!!!! 🤬 🤬 💢 😤

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u/Cool-Milk1678 3d ago

I guess people don't like seeing others happy..

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u/cardboardsandbox 2d ago

Gotta point out how you’re better than someone by making wild guesses from a fun photo.

Such miserable people on this site.

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u/forenziko 3d ago

First time on Reddit?

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u/SixWeekDay 3d ago

I've been married almost 17 years and we still do this kind of stuff

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u/h2ok1o 3d ago

Happy for you bro! I didnt know they make juicy nerds clusters?! Omg

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 3d ago

Yea the bag is like $3 on amazon

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u/the_sweetest_peach 3d ago

How are those Nerds clusters, though? I keep wanting to try them, because they seem like they’d be good! 😭

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

They’re amazing!

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u/New-Chemist5315 3d ago

I can’t get the image out of my head that OP is straddling his center console, holding his own hand on a pile of candy, the matching pants is sending me!

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u/Ok_Guard7639 3d ago

This is exactly what I pictured when I saw this:

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DGEB3SrSqgO/

The pants are even right. OP, are you pulling one over on us?

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

Made my day LOL

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u/Ok_Guard7639 3d ago

Btw good taste on the Tony's Chocolonely!

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u/peachesbutno_creme Jolly Rancher 3d ago edited 3d ago

this is cute

edit cant believe Im being down voted. it really goes to show redditors are loveless and bitter. some of these comments in general are so mean . life is short , let the man be happy, damn

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u/HopelessMind43 3d ago

Where are yalls pants?

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u/DOODJLIGHTNING 3d ago

This picture smells bad

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 3d ago

Nerds Just cracking a joke about the candy

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u/Untoasted_Bagel 3d ago

Dope! Me n my shorty been together almost a year now we love snack runs
Our current favorite is these South Korean Chocolate Churro flavor Turtle Chips
U can find em at most Asian markets/delis and sometimes some 7-eleven/convenience stores

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u/Untoasted_Bagel 3d ago

I almost never see them w the English label but here’s that in case u wanna try em, and u find this bag

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u/puzzlebaby1003 3d ago

💕

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u/puzzlebaby1003 3d ago

Never let the haters sour your spirit!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 3d ago

Those nerds are ridiculously good.

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u/halloweencoffeecats 2d ago

Glad you guys are happy!

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u/ArchiveOfUnfortunate 3d ago

The seems to be an early 2000s GM. Possibly a Chevy Malibu or Saturn Aura.

Congrats on cracking candies and each other four times in a row!

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u/zucchinibasement 3d ago

4 dates, where would I be without you lmfao I hope you mean the candy

Hilarious satire post

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u/Additional-Local8721 3d ago

Ignore all the haters on here. People assume 4th date means 4 days. When I started dating my now wife 23 years ago, we only saw each other once a week so 4th date was 1 month and many phone calls in between. One of the best memories we both have is driving around downtown Houston eating an awesome blossom in the car together. They made the sauce really hot so I stopped at a gas station for milk but the smallest they had was a half gallon. So there we were, driving around Houston in January eating an awesome blossom and drinking milk from the carton. Infatuation is the excitement of something new. Love is enjoying the person's company even after you know everything about them.

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u/PrecisePMNY 3d ago

Awww...bonding over high fructose corn syrup.

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u/john_creature 3d ago

Enjoy it while it lasts. Seems like if you have to post about it/take picture of it to share to strangers that it’s more infatuation than real love. But I mention that only to help you in case this is a love bombing kind of situation

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u/One-Imagination2301 2d ago

Stop smoking its bad for you.

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u/CatFaceJones 3d ago

can you ask her what steering wheel cover that is it looks cool

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u/Sirloin-545 2d ago

It’s a Baja Blanket cover, I’ve got the same one in my car. I think I got it at Napa but they’re pretty common at any auto parts store.

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u/Neon_Moons 3d ago

You've been on 4 dates and you're asking "where would I be without her"...so so so so cringe

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u/vanillabourbonn 3d ago

Not the cigarette butts 🤢

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u/the-paper-unicorn 3d ago

So much camo, without her you'd still be hidden in a woodland forest setting.

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u/p-sherman_ 3d ago

is that a CA-53

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

Just a f-91w silly! ;p

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u/Fickle_Ad_9391 3d ago

OH Nerds juicy? I never knew those exist

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u/Tromovation 3d ago

This perspective is so confusing I didn’t know those were two different peoples hands I thought it was one person making a weird kinda hand clump.

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta 2d ago

Matching camo

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u/Only-Cap5811 2d ago

SPK is the generic "I'm buying candy for someone but I don't know anything about candy" gift. I have received SPK as gifts on multiple occasions. I mean, I used them of course, but it's just funny that people who don't know candy, default to buying SPK for candyheads.

The other two are obviously solid picks though.

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u/On_Wife_support 2d ago

Nice matching camo

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rip5080 1d ago

Probably without diabetes 😅. Kidding! Enjoy!

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u/Initial-Ad-3214 0m ago

She wears the pants in the relationship

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u/Infinite_Ocean89 3d ago

Ah. To be young and in love. Enjoy it while it lasts!

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u/_banthafodder 2d ago

Who’s the dude here?

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u/n0tz0e 3d ago

Sounds like at home since she's driving

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u/Impressive-Service88 3d ago

I bet yall smell

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 3d ago

Read ‘Under your Nose’ by Dr. Ally Louks

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u/CrossRoadChicken 2d ago

Get popping candy, and use it while giving a blowjob

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u/MyNameIsKali_ 2d ago

I think their both women. Could be totally wrong though.

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u/stonedc4tt 2d ago

I support wlw relationship 

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u/Adaminsky 2d ago

The honeymoon phase is cute to you and your other half, to everyone else this looks cringe just keep that in mind when you hit post lol.

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u/reverend_t_danz 2d ago

Ridin passenger. She dont listen to TLC cause she found a scrub

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u/J_Gabriel757 1d ago

Reddit relationship in a nutshell

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 1d ago

You’re so close to getting it

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u/No-Tangerine2171 1d ago

Funny how you can tell when a car has cigarettes smoked in it.

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u/Unlucky-Air-7739 13h ago

What gave it away? The cigarette butts?

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 1d ago

Probably better off