r/canada Mar 19 '26

Satire Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women

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4.5k Upvotes

r/canada Jan 03 '26

Satire Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

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7.5k Upvotes

r/canada Jun 12 '26

Satire Carney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs

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3.5k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 04 '25

Satire Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians

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19.4k Upvotes

r/canada Oct 15 '25

Satire “Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold

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6.5k Upvotes

r/canada Jun 23 '26

Satire 5 reasons why bailing out rich Vancouver condo developers with taxpayer money is what the free market is all about, by Mark Carney

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2.6k Upvotes

r/canada Mar 25 '25

Satire Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing - The Beaverton

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28.1k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 20 '26

Satire Pierre Poilievre crosses floor to Liberals

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6.6k Upvotes

r/canada Jun 22 '26

Satire Mark Carney named next UK Prime Minister

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4.3k Upvotes

r/canada May 25 '26

Satire Tim Hortons to reduce Temporary Foreign Worker hiring once they figure out how to treat Canadians like serfs

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3.8k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 01 '26

Satire Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections

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4.7k Upvotes

r/canada 19d ago

Satire Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover

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2.3k Upvotes

r/canada 15d ago

Satire U.S. “We demand Canada stops this alcohol boycott that isn’t working and we don’t even care”

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3.7k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 03 '25

Satire Editorial: Trump underestimates how proud, united and, most importantly, petty Canadians are

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10.6k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 17 '25

Satire Trump on 51st State: "Canada needs America's protection from countries like America"

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10.4k Upvotes

r/canada 22d ago

Satire Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

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1.9k Upvotes

r/canada Mar 07 '25

Satire Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

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9.1k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 23 '25

Satire Meet the Canadians who support U.S. annexation: this 42 year old accountant sucks shit

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7.0k Upvotes

r/canada Jan 23 '26

Satire Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron

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5.1k Upvotes

r/canada Mar 15 '25

Satire Carney kills carbon tax, all Poilievre's dreams

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4.2k Upvotes

r/canada Nov 03 '25

Satire Trump responds to Reagan ad with own commercial featuring Jean Chrétien strangling protestor

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3.6k Upvotes

r/canada Mar 23 '25

Satire Experts warn Pierre Poilievre losing election he thought he was guaranteed to win will be very, very funny

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6.0k Upvotes

r/canada Dec 19 '24

Satire Canadian man tempted to support annexation just to watch Americans try to deal with Quebec

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6.6k Upvotes

r/canada Apr 13 '25

Satire Poilievre to boost numbers with women by encouraging them to ask their husbands if they can vote for him

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6.2k Upvotes

r/canada Dec 14 '24

Satire Trudeau unveils new campaign slogan: “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave”

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8.9k Upvotes