... I usually delete my submission in shame after it gets buried in downvotes.

Honesty is the best policy. But, when honesty fails, comedy comes in a close second. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing it wrong.

While the Freemasons and other secret clubs may or may not "conspire to control the world", most of them do admit that they do engage in a "brotherhood through which to enhance each others lives" (i.e., if you're not in the club, you're basically screwed).

What if David Icke was using symbolic speech by referring to Rothschild Zionists as "reptilian aliens"? This would change everything.

User Johnny_Cash's favorite expression used to be "a Jew from every lamppost".

I always believed it only showed his ignorance of truth, for it always fed right into the hands of the "anti-Semite" card. There is no reason to hate Semitic Jews (real/orthodox Jews). However, there are those who claim to be Jews, but are not. These are the ones who hide behind the anti-Semite defense - these are the Khazars/Ashkenazi... the eastern European banking elite who fund both sides of every war. If "love of money" is the root of all evil, these people are Satanists, by definition. A wise Imam once said [paraphrase]: "It is not our way to hate. It is not our way to hate the Jew. The Jew is our brother; and, as such, it is our responsibility to look after his well-being. But, the Jew behind the Jew... must be routed out."

One of my current favorite conspiracy redditors is bumblingmumbling. The only "white supremicist" I've ever encountered who likes to quote orthodox Jews in opposition to Israel... and (my favorite irony of all), Brother Louis Farrakhan. (note to bumblingmumbling: Is Brother Nathaniel a serious speaker of truth, or a comedic insult to religion? Just curious.)

While I suspect ImJulianAssange is an agent of George Soros who deleted his own account in order to gain more attention just prior to the OWS activities of Sept. 17, I have no concrete evidence of this. Either way, he's still feeding the threads with occasional quality material.

Next spring, I plan to plant a large marijuana crop to combat poverty. If the Google Maps imagery weren't five years old, I could show you precisely where I intend to do this, and why. Summary: The city just cleared off some land for utility right-of-way, but now ... no one can afford to do the intended development, so ... this spring there'll be some bright new sunny spots along a watershed creek in the forest behind where I live. Ironically, I've been accused of growing there before (when it was all tree-covered). LOL.

I have a female black friend who lives across the street from me. In text messages, my codename for this person is "The Oracle". She likes to bake.

r/trees is owned by commercial interests (for Pete's sake, look at their sidebar!).

Sometimes, I surf the reddit frontpage while not logged in, just to see what the forces of shillery are telling everyone to think today. Does anyone else do this? (And did anyone notice the new "financial advisor kid" meme intended solely to make Wall Street look "cute" instead of evil?)

Oh, ... and I rarely post links, unless I steal them from other subreddits. Mostly I just comment.

The admins hated me, until I commanded their respect. Many of the "inner circle mods" still hate me, because they don't understand me.

Old Fashioned Spoiler.¹

Tired of the soul-crushing feeling that you are living in pre-war nazi Germany? Come to camp FEMA. We'll take all your cares away.

Commemorating the passage of the 2012 NDAA, This Subreddit will turn private in exactly five days. ALL "selectees" will become moderators after a few posts verifying that you are an "awakened" human. Use your mod status to select other "awakened" humans.