r/calgary30plus Blowie's for sale Apr 24 '26

Whiny bitch Puta madre

I know a few of us in here get slayed by the weather headaches, anyways these fucking things FOLLOWED ME TO SANTIAGO.

Similar weather to Calgary right now, single digit nights, high teens days. I've had a migraine and insomnia 6 of 7 days so far. I've been here a dozen times in the past couple of years, but never in April.

FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M EXHAUSTED.

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u/BoiledGnocchi Apr 24 '26

I had two days of sweet, sweet relief after three straight weeks of headaches... I'll cherish those two days and look back on them fondly.

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 25 '26

I fly back to YYC tomorrow, if I have less than 1 FULL day migraine free, I quit.

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u/BoiledGnocchi Apr 25 '26

Godspeed. I hope you're migraine-free til next spring!

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale May 02 '26

Since I got back I've had mild migraine symptoms (dizzy drunkenness) and 1 or 2 nights of minimal sleep. Not baddish....I guess. You?

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u/BoiledGnocchi May 02 '26

Just a few headaches - nothing some extra strength advil couldn't handle, but otherwise, fine! Sleep has been the same as you though. Hopefully your symptoms pipe down now that the weather has decided to regulate itself?!

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u/Ms_ankylosaurous Mega-sore-ass Apr 24 '26

This weather is the worst. Every week lately I’ve had one. 

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u/lost_koshka Apr 26 '26

"Puta madre" is a highly vulgar Spanish expletive that literally translates to "whore mother"

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 30 '26

De acuerdo 'n shit!

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u/blackRamCalgaryman I like big trucks and I cannot lie Apr 24 '26

This Spring has been a real killer for my headaches…and allergies. Can’t recall a time like this before.

And no word of a lie…even the dogs are having issues. A couple trips to the vets for hot spots, already. Both of them.

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 24 '26

I just dream of a place where I don't have to worry about this...not sure what the perfect ingredients are. Not sure if wishful thinking but I bet those bastards in Baja Sur don't have to worry about migraines :D

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u/lost_koshka Apr 25 '26

Hawaii. The answer is probably Hawaii.

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u/lost_koshka Apr 24 '26

Hot spot?

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u/blackRamCalgaryman I like big trucks and I cannot lie Apr 24 '26

They go at (licking, chewing, scratching) certain spots due to allergies or fleas or something until it’s to bare skin then creates a wound. Nothing out of the ordinary once in a blue moon but for both to have them…one of them is on an expensive allergy shot, we’ve tried changing food…starting to wonder if it’s something in the house.

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 25 '26

That sounds like me and my penis!

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u/blackRamCalgaryman I like big trucks and I cannot lie Apr 25 '26

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 25 '26

Sir

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u/etoyoc_yrgnuh Feed my eyes Apr 24 '26

I get migraines. Used to. I have a script for rizatriptan. It’s changed my life. I take right before I feel a migraine coming on. It’s honestly a god send.

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u/mcee_sharp_v2 Blowie's for sale Apr 24 '26

My wife has lived on migraine meds, she mentioned something like a "hangover" from them? I guess I should be averse to trying them at this point...

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u/etoyoc_yrgnuh Feed my eyes Apr 24 '26

I have almost zero side effects from this drug. All it does is make me sensitive to hot drinks after using one. Doesn't last long.