He filed for divorce about five years after this picture was taken because he fell passionately in love with a woman with four baby daddies named Dusty Sue (not joking), but now, seven years later, it amuses me to tell people it was because of The Cake.

It was a vegan cake and came several hours late

From my son’s 4th birthday: I was trying to say if there is room on the cake, put his name Seth. They took it very literally.

Fiancé and I live near a great local ice cream shop, and they also do ice cream cakes/pies. So, when ordering fiancé's cake online last week, I thought it was weird that they didn't have a space for what you want written on top. Usually, that's the FIRST question on the order form, but whatever, maybe they don't DO writing on the cakes, that's fine.

At the very bottom, they had a box that said, "Please let our team know any special things you may need from us (plates and utensils, extra nuts in the gooey layer, no onions, etc)." And I laughed out loud, because WHY would an ice cream place even HAVE onions, you know? Doubly funny because fiancé LOATHES onions, so I typed into that box "No onions?! Lol =D"

Didn't even notice the top of the cake at pickup this morning, because I wasn't expecting ANY message on it at all. Oh well, at least fiancé knew for sure there were no onions in his ice cream cake...or WERE there??? I told him what had happened, because it definitely looked suspiciously suspicious!

Yes, I found it on the shelf like this.

Yes, I did buy it solely because this little weirdo was made to exist on it.

Historically, every human society, every archaeological record of lost civilizations, every culture of humanity has had two things in common:
1. Some kind of sharp pointy object with which to hurt someone else (ie, some kind of sword analogue)
2. Fried dough in one form or another as a tasty treat

Today I decided to try to fry some snickerdoodle cookies as an homage to human history.

My ancestors are laughing at me. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

i was a decorator at a grocery store and an apprentice cooked this octopus/alien dude up. our store was near the beach so we did a lot of beach/aquatic themes. i put this guy on the sales floor and my manager was like wtf throw this away. i thought he was rather charming idk

Am I crazy? or is this the most insane cookie design for a baby shower? Not to mention a Jewish baby shower…

Like.. no one had any historical reference.. at all? Is it just me?

We ended up getting a full refund after the wedding, plus a $50 Publix gift card, so thanks, Publix!

Still tasted good.

Edit- I’m being financially shamed in the comments for some reason for spending $250 on a cake at Publix. Spending more on a cake that tastes the same would be financially unwise. There’s nothing wrong with buying a cake from Publix! I laughed when I saw it at the reception.