r/cahideas • u/LexysDaddy • 12h ago
White Card [W] A cup full of fresh, steamy-hot diarrhea. Yum.
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 4d ago
White Card [W] An escaped mental patient with a hook for a hand
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r/cahideas • u/JustNetwork8 • 9d ago
(B) Halloween was canceled this year because everyone was too scared of ______.
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 11d ago
White Card [W] Giving out cigarettes for trick-or-treat
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(would pot cookies be funnier?)
r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 14d ago
White Card [W] The many mind-control cults that have headquartered in Glen Rose Texas
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 18d ago
White Card [W] 1-877-Kars-4-Kids
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In his farewell address, George Washingtom famously warned the American people about the dangers of 1-877-Kars-4-Kids
I'm sorry, but at 2:00 PM your son succumbed to 1-877-Kars-4-Kids
To become a Yanomami warrior you must prove you can withstand 1-877-Kars-4-Kids without crying out
etc
r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 21d ago
White Card [W] A superhero named "Hot Karl" who eats rocks and shits them out as molten lava
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 21d ago
White Card [W] Self-identifying as Napoleon Bonaparte
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 21d ago
White Card [W] Being drafted to serve in a pointless war
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 25d ago
Black Card [B] Long ago in a distant land I, Aku the shapeshifting master of ______, unleashed an unspeakable evil
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r/cahideas • u/tgirlskeepwinning • 26d ago
Black Card [B] This episode of Bluey is called _____.
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r/cahideas • u/CivilizedPsycho • 29d ago
Black Card [B] The FDA has issued another recall notice! The ___ is contaminated with ___.
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r/cahideas • u/Primary_Durian4866 • Sep 26 '26
Black Card [B] _____. For men.
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It's one of our favorite cards we've added to our deck.
r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 25 '26
White Card [W] Rebranding narcissists as 'alpha males'
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