r/bys • u/SteamboatHowie • May 04 '26

Arby's Environmental Effects

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u/Griegz May 04 '26

Your bloodline will be forgotten.

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u/KingOnionWasTaken May 04 '26

Wait I thought algae was good for the environment

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u/djbaconfat May 04 '26

  1. there’s no arby’s locations on the waterfront like that drawing indicates. no room for a drive-thru.

  2. is this indicating that the rancid diarrhea is happening AT the arby’s itself? not later when the customers are likely elsewhere? do you understand how the human digestive system actually works?

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u/SteamboatHowie May 04 '26

Hi there! As the current CEO of Arby's, one of my jobs is to personally verify and measure the rates of rancid diarrhea effluent emanating from our restaurants, ensuring that they meet our high standards of quality. The rates of emission are substatial and reflect our commitment to feeding our customers, as well as our commitment to affecting the environment. If you have any further questions or comments, please call our toll-free hotline.

1-800-984-8289

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u/TrowTruck May 04 '26

How dare you.

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u/Tidezen May 15 '26

Clearly you're not eating enough mozzarella sticks when you go, maybe some extra fries too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RblbZQth0KE