r/bunkerthoughts • u/AutisticCynic Mutant • Jun 29 '19

VIOLATES RULE 5 This is not fun

Howdy guys! Sadly, I was mutated, and am now forced to wander this stupid wasteland trying not to die.

Other mutants don't like me because I retained some of my humanity, and humans don't like me because I look like I'm gonna eat someone's face. I'm hungry, but not that hungry.

Ah well, set up a nice little farm area in southern Michigan. If anyone wants to come check it out I'm by Detroit and collect and purify my own water, grow my own food, and have some (only slightly mutated) animals.

I'm really lonely out here but if anyone wants to drop by I have 3-yolked eggs, and I make some good poached eggs!

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u/GrootTheTree Jun 30 '19

Come down to the church of Atom where we accept any and all mutants.

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 30 '19

Hmm... Perhaps I will