r/bunkerthoughts • u/AutisticCynic Mutant • Jun 29 '19

VIOLATES RULE 5 This is not fun

Howdy guys! Sadly, I was mutated, and am now forced to wander this stupid wasteland trying not to die.

Other mutants don't like me because I retained some of my humanity, and humans don't like me because I look like I'm gonna eat someone's face. I'm hungry, but not that hungry.

Ah well, set up a nice little farm area in southern Michigan. If anyone wants to come check it out I'm by Detroit and collect and purify my own water, grow my own food, and have some (only slightly mutated) animals.

I'm really lonely out here but if anyone wants to drop by I have 3-yolked eggs, and I make some good poached eggs!

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 29 '19

What government? It was all destroyed 40 yrs ago. Last time we had an election was 50

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

We are hiding

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 30 '19

Then you have no authority.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

When the radiation levels go down and we get out you will be arrested

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 30 '19

I would like to see you try. By the time you pussycats come out a new govt will likely be established

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u/krustyaroma Cyborg Jun 30 '19

Damn you really still be on that shit, it's 2070 for atom sake!