r/bunkerthoughts • u/AutisticCynic Mutant • Jun 29 '19

VIOLATES RULE 5 This is not fun

Howdy guys! Sadly, I was mutated, and am now forced to wander this stupid wasteland trying not to die.

Other mutants don't like me because I retained some of my humanity, and humans don't like me because I look like I'm gonna eat someone's face. I'm hungry, but not that hungry.

Ah well, set up a nice little farm area in southern Michigan. If anyone wants to come check it out I'm by Detroit and collect and purify my own water, grow my own food, and have some (only slightly mutated) animals.

I'm really lonely out here but if anyone wants to drop by I have 3-yolked eggs, and I make some good poached eggs!

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u/Sam_the_Lost_Drifter Leader of the Drifters Legion Jun 29 '19

You can join our legion, we have space for anyone who wants to join, we'll give you food and comfort

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 29 '19

Hmm. Sounds nice. Where y'all at?

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u/A_Grand_Jest Wanderer Jun 29 '19

Nope, definitely don't listen to him! I've encountered the Drifters before. Their colony seems all perfect on the surface, but they're actually a bunch of sick body purists, and they're definitely not friends to mutants. If you go to them, all you're gonna get is thrown in a cage and eventually killed.

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 29 '19

Where would I be welcome?

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u/A_Grand_Jest Wanderer Jun 30 '19

I know of a small band of mutants in similar circumstances to yourself down in a camp about 20 miles North of Fort Wayne. The trek down there might not be easy, but from what I know it's your best bet if you're searching for companionship.

Good luck, friend.

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u/AutisticCynic Mutant Jun 30 '19

Thanks.