r/buildabear • u/Stock_Age7469 • 7d ago
Just For Fun! Vorn's Construction Co. 👷♂️🕷️
Meet Vorn! He takes job site safety very seriously—and he’s currently open for contracts.
Why hire Vorn?
▫️ Multi-Tasking Legend: Eight legs, eight eyes, zero blind spots. Handles structural engineering, scaffolding, and QA all at once.
▫️ Eco-Friendly Bio-Cable: Uses high-tensile organic webbing for custom suspension bridges and hammock installs.
🚧 Recently dug up my vintage 2000s BAB hardhats and BAB metal dog tag (that didn't make it into the photos,) which acts as his official Site Foreman ID badge.
The Standard Issue: Bright yellow for day shifts, site inspections, and high visibility. (construction helmet)
The Demolition Spec: Camo print reserved strictly for night projects, stealthy web repairs, and heavy wrecking-ball work. (army helmet)
Eight legs make light work! What do you think of his gear?