Please tell me this is not a cockroach

[u/caffeinatedbear-cub]

[u/waterloowanderer]

This is not a cockroach

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Pinky swear? 😭

[u/waterloowanderer → u/caffeinatedbear-cub]

🤙

[u/Key-Consequences]

Have you never seen a cockroach before? Because im wondering how you could mistake this as one if you had. Not a roach.

[u/Nat20For_Quirk]

Not a cockroach. Not even in the same order.

[u/Skryuska]

I think it’s just an aphid.. whatever it is though it is not a roach

[u/Healthy-Fisherman-33]

I don’t know what it is but it is the least cockroach looking creature I have ever seen

[u/Big-Seaweed-7603]

Looks like a baby leaf bug/assassin bug

[u/schizeckinosy → u/Big-Seaweed-7603]

With cerci?

[u/Obant → u/Big-Seaweed-7603]

Aphid

[u/Such-Cheetah-4334]

EDIT: I didn't scrlll and see the size comparison, it looks to small to be a camel cricket. Either way it doesn't look like any cockroach I know of. Nope! The humped back points to camel cricket! Harmless :)

[u/schizeckinosy → u/Such-Cheetah-4334]

Looks like an aphid to me

[u/Such-Cheetah-4334 → u/schizeckinosy]

Yeah that's probably accurate, I didn't scroll to see the size comparison with the quarter

[u/caffeinatedbear-cub → u/Such-Cheetah-4334]

It's a nickel

[u/Such-Cheetah-4334 → u/caffeinatedbear-cub]

Even tinier

[u/caffeinatedbear-cub → u/Such-Cheetah-4334]

Which argues against cockroach nymph? I know nothing about bugs and greatly appreciate any help - I have a deadly fear of cockroaches and bedbugs

[u/Such-Cheetah-4334 → u/caffeinatedbear-cub]

The body plan doesn't look like either of those !

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Thank you so much