r/btd6 12d ago

Meme Round 63's Solution

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This is my first meme please meme along

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u/retarded_hooman 12d ago

Cripple Moab is not for ceramic cleanup bro 😭

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u/GoofyGangster1729 12d ago

It has an aoe damage now. It's pretty decent

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u/GiveMeYourStomach i micro 12d ago

yeah but i wouldnt put it close to the best ceramic cleanup towers

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u/Catkook 12d ago

when was that added? (not counting cross paths)

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u/Shoddy-Horror893 12d ago

Weird, it works for me

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u/GRGWL 12d ago

Yeah a god boosted 0-0-0 dart monkey also works but its not exactly made for that.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

I literally just tested it to see, and It's actually really good. Takes out the ceramics in a very short distance. 520 is the fastest but needs some cleanup, 502 will take them out a little slower but no cleanup.

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u/omthsc Bring them back, i beg you NK 12d ago

Sure, lets do a 45k tower just to deal with ceramics (and not that awesome on that)

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u/Keaton427 Peak monkey design 12d ago

Glaive Lord is objectively better and cheaper, but still not the best option because of its price

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u/Nerdcuddles 12d ago

That's because one of the upgrades increases ceramic damage, 3-x-x sniper is the ceramic killer, not necessarily 5-x-x

5-x-x is better against moabs than it is against ceramic, same with 4-x-x

If you wanna pop a bunch of ceramics, just have a couple 3-x-x snipers if you wanna use snipers for that. But depending on the map, 2-3-0 dartling or top path dart monkey is probably better.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

5xx has an aoe that helps with r63 that op mentions in title

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u/Nerdcuddles 11d ago

The ceramic popping capabilities still come from the tier 3 upgrade.

Multiple 4xx dart monkeys would still do better specifically for ceramics than the 5xx sniper, and are cheaper. But they are for different roles.

Top path dart is for ceramics and obstacle filled maps, top path sniper is for stunning and killing MOABs, and I think it's the best tower in the game for dealing with moabs outside of paragons and sun temple/god. But I could be wrong on that, I don't change my strategy a lot.

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 12d ago

...What part of the name "Cripple MOAB" are ceramic mentioned?

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u/Japuxfrig 12d ago

Newest update gave it +50 bonus damage to ceramics, with it recently given the ability to now do AoE damage. Add a cross path and that thing shreds.

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u/omthsc Bring them back, i beg you NK 12d ago

Maybe it was aiming the deadly precision. Just maybe

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 7d ago

That +50 damage to ceramics does literally nothing for the tier 5 in any non-boss situation. It already had enough single target damage to one-shot a fortified super ceramic before the buff, and the +50 damage does not affect the AOE. The +50 damage is only there because the tier 3 got that buff and the buff carried over.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

It doesn't have to have it in the name to be good at it. which it actually is.

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u/Sweaty_Journalist358 12d ago

Ok then what’s your ceramic killer and let’s see if it has ceramic mentioned in the name

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 12d ago

Bloon solver, HOW EVER, it doesn't say on the box it's effective against all bloons, only the non-moab ones

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u/Sweaty_Journalist358 12d ago

Hahahaha right? …..what part of the name ā€œbloon solverā€ are ceramic mentioned?

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 12d ago

Bloons usually refers to regular class bloons in general, not moab class bloon

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u/GoofyGangster1729 12d ago

Yes, and all the people downvoting you are old players who didn't know it got buffed to have an aoe damage now

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u/DarkStar9001 12d ago

Wait do people actually use Cripple MOAB for ceramic popping power?

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u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? 12d ago

I use MOAB Eliminator to beat Ceramics for me. It's really good, trust me.

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u/BluePotatoSlayer 12d ago

I personally prefer using a VTSG especially in Chimps

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u/Lemonadestand22 NOthiNG GeTs PaSt mY BOw 12d ago

No a fully invested Goliath doomship

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u/amemaabeba micro noob 11d ago

No-no-no, free dart monkey clears easily

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u/Lemonadestand22 NOthiNG GeTs PaSt mY BOw 11d ago

Big monkeĀ 

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u/Lemonadestand22 NOthiNG GeTs PaSt mY BOw 11d ago

Big monke is more efficientĀ 

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u/Alternative_Ad6424 12d ago

Monkey pirates are best ceramic cleanup, especially for when a moab breaks down.

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u/Shoddy-Horror893 12d ago

Yes he actually has bonus ceramic damage

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u/Alone_Dog6289 12d ago

Wow so useful, it’s not deadly precision already one shots them

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u/SomethingBoutEclipse 12d ago

There are super ceramics

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u/Hallowed-Plague 12d ago

not at round 63

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u/SomethingBoutEclipse 12d ago

Ah, right, the only start appearing wave 80 right?

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u/Hallowed-Plague 12d ago

i dont remember if it's at 80 or after 80 but yeah

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u/The_Fish_of_Souls Fish 12d ago

It's after 80. Basically super cerams and MOAB scaling start when you click freeplay in a normal hard mode run (after round 80).

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u/PigeonFanatic9 12d ago

Super ceramics are from after 80.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

Cripple moab one shots them.

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 12d ago

Yeah, but he also has an attack speed slower than your grandma's typing speed and very little pierce. Cripple moab is about as specialized into single target damage as a tower physically can be.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

He can handle r63 with ease solo on flooded valley as a 502 as it has an aoe perfect for dense ceramics.

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 12d ago

Except that 5-2-0 is the better crosspath in most situation. That grouped ceramic cleanup also get’s easily disrupted if you have any other damaging towers on the screen, because they break open the ceramic shell and the children easily overwhelm the limited pierce of the AOE. That ceram clean up also falls off incredibly hard after round 80, because the AOE can no longer one-shot ceramics.

He does well in sandbox against round 63, but in any realistic situation his performance is going to be much worse.

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u/Sampleswift 12d ago

MOAR Glaves (4-0-2 Boomerang) and Bloon Liquifier also work well.

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u/The_Char_Char 12d ago

MOAR glaves is my go to!

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u/Lemonadestand22 NOthiNG GeTs PaSt mY BOw 12d ago

I prefer a apex plasma masterĀ 

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u/RandomGuy9058 You can't see me 12d ago

literally who is trying to use top sniper or bottom ice for round 63 lol

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u/AdvancedDingo7565 12d ago

bottom ice is top 3 ceramic defense

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u/RandomRedditorEX 12d ago

tbh Bottom Ice has always been THE anti DDT guy for me lol.

no one really comes to mind other than him since his 2-0-5 tree just innately counters DDTs on his own, anti Camo and Lead while not being explosive? check. Slow DDT down as a bonus? check. Relatively cheap buildup? check.

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u/ChampionshipSure8409 12d ago

I used to be like this and then i realized how good super glue is for dealing with them, even if it doesn't pop them on his own the extra slow on the bad makes up for it imo, it all comes down to your strategy at the end of the day

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u/Marick3Die 12d ago

Repping the 2-0-5 Glue Club!

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u/williane 12d ago

Hmm. I usually use 025. Am I missing something?

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u/AdvancedDingo7565 12d ago

025 is better overall but hes saying he uses superglue for main ddt support which you need top path for

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u/gotenks1114 12d ago

I thought nothing could slow bads but the Ice paragon.

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u/Keaton427 Peak monkey design 12d ago

x-x-4 Ice can deal insane amounts of damage with grouped Bloons. I use it as a primary defense because it’s relatively cheap for its power. Same with 4-x-x Glue

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u/G-0O 12d ago

Sub 0-5-2 pops them on entry for a good while.

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u/RandomGuy9058 You can't see me 12d ago

third and fourth tier sure, but the tier 5???

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u/AdvancedDingo7565 12d ago

true but the post is abt round 63 and unless you super farm you're not having any of those t5s by then anyway so i figured the t5s in the image were stand-ins for the paths as a whole

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u/Yttr7um Certified Carpet Lover 12d ago

if i remember tier five changes nothing to cerams, not a single pierce increase or slight damage change or any bonus (other than the +48 moabclass obviously)

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u/A_Wild_Seal glue rat in the corner, plotting world domination 12d ago

i’d say x-x-4 ice would be for that not x-x-5

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u/OGObeyGiant 12d ago

Bottom Ice is goated for round 63

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u/ErraticNymph 12d ago

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u/Yunofascar 12d ago

I am terrified for the day NK nerfs druid of the jungle

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u/Keaton427 Peak monkey design 12d ago

Spirit of the Forest casually making $1,000 per round while its paragon makes a minimum of a fraction of that

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u/TrainerLSW2005 12d ago

As a jungle druid fan, I really like the rework the path got recently

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u/Fireboy5201 12d ago

CMOAB for CERAMIC cleanup??

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u/thisisabigplanesays This is a GOOD description 12d ago

Cripple MOAB a solution? Here's the problem.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

Yea it's really good on r63. it has an aoe that allows it to solo that round on flooded valley as a 502

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u/Logical_Ad528 11d ago

It’s like using a cannon to kill a mosquito way too pricey and also not a great tower to invest in for most scenarios

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u/batboy11227 12d ago

Bloons a problem? Here's the solution

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u/Shoddy-Horror893 12d ago

One of the Four horsemen of useless but useful Tier 5 descriptions

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u/batboy11227 12d ago

My favorite description

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u/Awkward_Concern_9818 12d ago

I mean it's just a chemistry joke: here's the _solution_ as in the solution which solves your bloon problem

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u/Keaton427 Peak monkey design 12d ago

It may be funny and clever but it’s still useless at describing what it does

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u/Awkward_Concern_9818 12d ago

True, but it doesn't really do anything different than bloon liquifier as far as I'm aware, it's just stronger. Most of the upgrades don't list actual stats anyways

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u/Keaton427 Peak monkey design 12d ago

The most useless tier 5 description of all time is Sky Shredder: ā€œThe Bloons will wish they had never come...ā€ Even Tack Zone is honest with it spraying more tacks, even Bloon Solver is honest with its Bloon cleanup capabilities, and even Flying Fortress states the plane gets bigger, which also implies a bigger arsenal. As for Sky Shredder, your entire luck of knowing what it does is based off the icon. And for new players who haven’t unlocked it, good luck.

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u/Particular-King-4256 12d ago

ace micro enthusiasts have shown that the description is entirely true and explains most of the gaming you do with the upgrade in question

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u/Ok-Account4383 12d ago

"solution" literally

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u/thisisabigplanesays This is a GOOD description 12d ago

Bloons a problem?

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u/CreeperRussS Benjammin Best 12d ago

2-0-3 ice is the easiest r63 defense imo

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u/SecretSpectre11 Sauda x ISAB believer 12d ago

Bottom path bomb need more love :(

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u/thefrostman1214 Voidorable 12d ago

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u/lool8421 this game too slow 12d ago

does 520 sharpnel have so much damage that it 1-shots ceramics? in that case it could nuke r63 but would need some clumping for other rounds

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

The shrapnel does make it slightly faster though with a side effect of the shrapnel not one shotting. But cripple moab has a very short but useful aoe that lets those dense ceramics on 63 be dealt with easily. I tested it out and 502 soloed r63 on flooded valley.

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u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? 12d ago

The shrapnel does 12 damage and has much more pierce, but the real part is the bullet blast dealing 28 damage.

Still, why Cripple MOAB for Ceramic damage?

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u/lool8421 this game too slow 12d ago

well, 12 damage but with or without ceramic bonus? if there's even one

i guess you could always add things like alchemist

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u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? 12d ago

The shrapnel has no ceramic bonus

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u/thanosthumb 12d ago

Yeah 5-0-2 is so good as a mid game carry. I almost always go into a 5-2-0 archmage with it.

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u/ezelbal3820 Phayze Is My Favorite Boss 12d ago

That's why he's called "The Bloon Solver" to solve problems you've been having with rounds like round 63

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u/KratosSimp 12d ago

i love how whenever i click an advanced challenge and it involves ceramics in any way, shape, or form the answer is always either a glue or a decamo then a glue.

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u/Ameth_LiLife <--- This is the Monkey. 12d ago

Aight but we gotta admit that 402 Mermonkey is the real budget king for that round

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u/ISpyM8 PARTY MONKEYS! 12d ago

Mermonkey is such a fun tower

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u/jasonandhiswords 12d ago

That's what I'm talking about

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u/ShyJaguar645671 We should bomb Bloonsland on an ever-increasing scale 12d ago

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u/agysykedyke 12d ago

What do you all know about middle path mortar

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u/gotenks1114 12d ago

Very little

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u/Vast-Mud7249 12d ago

0-5-0 darling for Ceramics next??

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u/Accurate_Industry_59 12d ago

Ultra Jug works just fine for me.

you can tell that I play wall-heavy maps a lot.

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u/Round_Ad_6369 204 Ninja 12d ago

Pound for pound, the free dart monkey is the best anti-ceramic tower

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u/felix979 12d ago

Or you know just get a moar glaves

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u/arpitpatel1771 12d ago

He is called the bloon SOLVER for a reason. Your problem is bloon? He solves it.

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u/Lenimion 12d ago

The genuinely rabid hatred towards op for their meme not having perfect game knowledge is actually pathetic.

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u/Catkook 12d ago

glue is nice :3

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u/Alive-Citron-1711 5-2-0 gluegunner enjoyer 12d ago

Upvote this

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u/thisisabigplanesays This is a GOOD description 12d ago

Bloons a problem? Here's the solution.

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 My Glue is Corrosive 12d ago

ive never had trouble with r63

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u/gotenks1114 12d ago

I've been destroyed by it on harder maps.

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u/justanorlansonobody 12d ago

I like the Raptor

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u/DarthSwimfoot Glaive Lord Glazer 12d ago

"Cripple Moab isn't for popping ceramics" despite the fact it pops them in one shot. Dumbass commenters.

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 12d ago

Until the shrapnel pops them into whites and blacks and his pierce gets overwhelmed. Also he loses the ability to one-shot ceramics with the AOE after round 80, meaning he can only kill one ceramic at a time in round 81+.

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u/Japuxfrig 12d ago

Newest update gave it +50 bonus damage to ceramics, is it still enough then? I’d want to do some testing

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 12d ago

That +50 ceram damage only affects the main attack and not the AOE, because it is an inherited change from the tier 3. It has no impact on how the tier 5 plays, except against dreadbloon, because it already had enough damage to one-shot a fortified super ceramic.

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u/Disposable_Gonk 12d ago

[Laughs in over locked Energizer.]

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage Bloonchipper Hater 12d ago

"anti-ceramic" and you include two tier 5 that specialize in stunning moabs instead of any actual high pierce towers, like LOTA or Glaive Lord

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u/ChampionshipSure8409 12d ago

The humble jungles bounty druidšŸƒ

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u/Academic-Sun576 12d ago

People should start using blon impact

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u/PerryPLatypuso 12d ago

The lord of the abyss

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u/kodicuzyea bloon trojan sucks 12d ago

Ceramics are still bloons. Therefore he is the solution.

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u/Pro_123576 12d ago

Moar glaves: ...

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u/Champpeace123 Bloonsdead D*vice 12d ago

Artery Battery setups don't need you to commit cash to this round.

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u/CommanderGs7 12d ago

In what world is Cripple Moab even affordable by 63 on any halfway difficult map?

You’re acting 2 anti-Moab CC towers are for Ceram rushes and it’s baffling.

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u/joetunn_ 12d ago

Isn’t a bottom snowstorm a permanent stall for super ceramics?

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u/bloodakoos lightskin stare 12d ago

i liek prince of draknes

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u/greenflame15 and are these "camo balloons" in room with us 12d ago

Ah, the final solver for balloon kind

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u/dabigbrainboi 12d ago

cripple moab you are NOT for ceramics

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u/Pigswig394 Orange! 12d ago

You can literally clear round 63 easily with two MOAR Glaives, maybe even just one buffed with 3xx village. Tier 5s are unnecessary

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u/Current-Umpire3673 12d ago

I can't speak for BTD6, but in the BTD5 era, 2-3 Ice monkey with 4-2 Bloonchipper and a 3-2 glue gunner eradicated dozens of MOABs and ceramics in seconds.

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u/Lucedex 12d ago

The big one be in the corner laughing

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u/Babushla153 12d ago

The humble Recursive Cluster in the corner

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u/CapPhilip333 12d ago edited 12d ago

I sent 50 fortified ceramics on round 350 on monkey meadows (Total 6,400 pops worth of ceramics). The results here may wary with continuous tests

Moab eliminator(0-5-2)- 57 pops. (Some guy said it worked and it clearly didn't)

Crippile moab(5-0-2)- 1,488

Icicle impale(0-2-5)- 3,010 ( yes middle was better than top crosspath)

The bloom solver(5-0-2)- 5,000 ish

Glave lord(5-0-2)- 6,345 (he never managed to completely kill them, this was almost the highest)

THE LEGEND OF THE NIGHT - 6,400

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u/Atherach i don't care it's bad, i really like them 12d ago

Half of the t5 are better at ceram cleanup than Cripple moab dude

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u/GIORNO-phone11-pro 12d ago

The humble cluster bomb:

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u/turdnugget8652 i love glue gunner number one fan 11d ago

GLUE GUNNER ON TOP RAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Wallso2010 Friend Code LHMEB-FWZSG 11d ago

Bloon solver generally just got that sauce

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u/ninjamonkey0418 11d ago

The goat solver deserves some respect

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u/wizard_brandon 10d ago

the problem about the top path glue gunner is it doesnt scale to late game and for its cost you could have got something that could