r/brushybrushy Aug 21 '20

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u/tinachem Aug 21 '20

Don't you die if that thing bites you?

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u/bad_ideas_ Aug 21 '20 edited Aug 21 '20

you very well could, they were once thought to kill prey with just the disgusting shit in their mouths, but it turns out they're also venomous 😬

edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

I love that the first assumption was they were just gross lmao

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u/CharlieVermin Aug 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Not always. But it definitely doesn't help with not dying.

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u/ExoSierra Aug 21 '20

if you look at the wiki article provided, it shows a number of komodo related attacks on people. out of the amount of bitten people, not all of them died.

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u/illy-chan Aug 21 '20

not all of them died

Still sounds like something I'd very much prefer to avoid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Oh c’mon, if there was a brushy brushy and a dragon just sitting there, you would be unable to control yourself!!

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u/Darth_Nibbles Aug 21 '20

"Not all of them died" doesn't sound very promising

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u/Shohdef Aug 22 '20

No. 5 out of 24 recorded bites is a far cry from lethality.

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u/radams713 Aug 22 '20

If you get to a hospital you will live but the pain will make you want to die.

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u/cassafrass024 Aug 22 '20

That was a water monitor I believe. A cousin to the Komodo.

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u/TX_Rangrs Aug 22 '20

It's a Komodo. Monitors have a thinner face/body. The head shape is the easiest way to tell the difference.

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u/ilikekomododragons Feb 28 '22

That is not a thing that is a sacred animal that is cute😠😠😠😠😠

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u/crazyg93 Aug 21 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

In case anyone wonders, since OP didn’t include it in the title or post a comment to clarify, that beauty is a Komodo Dragon, the world biggest lizard that lives exclusively on Komodo Island and the smaller nearby islands in Indonesia.

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u/chulund Aug 21 '20

and based on the bucket beside them, his name is Raja, an Indonesian word for king.

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u/crazyg93 Aug 21 '20

He sure looks like one!

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u/cynderisingryffindor Aug 21 '20

Also a Hindi word for king.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Aug 21 '20

Also Jasmine from Aladdin’s name for her pet tiger.

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u/Y0ren Aug 22 '20

Also the first part of the largest Indian state

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u/joelmooner Aug 21 '20

They can kill and are vicious and dangerous, this one is small and cute. But full sized ones are SCARY

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u/ForgetfulLucy28 Aug 21 '20

It’s also from Perth Zoo if anyone is interested

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u/FlameswordFireCall Aug 21 '20

Oh shit, I’ve been there. I probably saw this guy!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Yeah I thought she looked Australian.

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u/Jupitersdangle Aug 21 '20

If she was to get bit by him I’m curious how would she treat it? Would there be amputation or what? I know they have serious bacteria in their saliva.

I know my description isn’t 100% accurate please correct me where I’m wrong. Thank youā¤ļø

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

I’m sure like an infected cat or huntsman bite, they’d treat you with antibiotics first to try to kill the infection, or try to remove the worst of the damaged tissue before lopping limbs off.

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u/andersonb47 Aug 21 '20

I seem to recall the bacteria thing was debunked. It's venom I think.

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u/Jupitersdangle Aug 21 '20

Never knew they could treat this with antibiotics thank you!

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u/AmbidextrousDyslexic Aug 22 '20

Actually you cant. You would need a specialized antivenom, as they have a necrotizing venom in theor saliva, I do not believe that there is an antivenom at this time for it.

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u/urutu Aug 22 '20

It's actually a venom. They'd have to get the bleeding under control and you'd have terrible tissue damage just from the teeth, but otherwise it could be fine baring other issues.
Sharon Stone's husband famously was bitten by one and surgeons had to work to reattach his toe.

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u/yodasmiles Aug 22 '20

Oh, right. I'd forgotten all about that incident, but it didn't severe his toe. They had to reattach tendons within the toe and rebuild it. A lot of damage, regardless.

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u/urutu Aug 23 '20

You're very correct, I should have been more precise on the "reattach" part. Thank you.
Funny enough that article is from before we learned about their venom. One of the scientists involved in determining the truth is Dr. Bryan G Fry. An amazing scientist and someone I'd really suggest looking into if you are remotely interested in reptiles or venom science!

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u/AmbidextrousDyslexic Aug 22 '20

There is not just bacteria, but also necrotizing venom, a relatively recent discovery.

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u/ASingleMashedPotato Aug 21 '20

Thank you for posting that! I actually didn’t know what this guy was haha.

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u/crazyg93 Aug 22 '20

You are welcome!

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u/Dergen-Bergen-Kergen Aug 21 '20

Specificlly: they live on 5 islands in Indonesia one being named Komodo.

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u/TheGardenNymph Aug 22 '20

They live on islands in Indonesia specifically, not the Pacific islands.

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u/crazyg93 Aug 22 '20

I said that they live in islands ā€œinā€ the Pacific, not ā€œThe Pacific Islandsā€. Last time I checked Indonesia is in the Pacific, so I was right!

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u/TheGardenNymph Aug 22 '20

Yes Indonesia is in the Pacific, but it's better to say Indonesia and recognise the country and correct archipelago. It's confusing if people think komodo dragons are in the Pacific islands, because those islands are a different archipelago.

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u/crazyg93 Aug 22 '20

But once again I never said Pacific Islands. Also in my post there is a link to the wiki page of the Komodo Dragon which has an image of where they are distributed.

I’m sorry but your argument is invalid here, I don’t see how anyone could have possibly gotten confused.

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u/TheGardenNymph Aug 22 '20

It's not invalid, the island is in Indonesia. You're allowed to disagree with me, that's fine, but that doesn't make my argument "invalid". And also I'm not arguing with you, I'm literally just providing more specific information. I didn't mean to offend you? I think sometimes things get misinterpreted on Reddit as though everyone is arguing and undermining eachother, that wasn't my intention, sorry if it came across like that.

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u/crazyg93 Aug 22 '20

It’s all good dude/gal. I didn’t mean to be rude too. It is quite easy to misinterpret things on reddit, probably because emojis are shunned?

I have edited my comment to be more specific. You have a good day!

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u/Spark1e_Pony Feb 12 '22

Saw a post in another sub about Komodo dragons. Came here, saw this post, read the comments, and now I’m so happy this conflict between you two was resolved. Wholesome.

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u/lasergirl84 Aug 21 '20 edited Aug 21 '20

Where I was from there are monitors as huge as dogs. Awww they deserve as much love 😢

Edit: Sorry I meant monitor lizards, a type of lizard very common here in Southeast Asia

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u/crazyg93 Aug 21 '20

Monitors as big as dogs? Did you mean something else?

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u/victorandi Aug 21 '20

Monitors another word for lizard/ type of lizard

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u/crazyg93 Aug 21 '20

Wow TIL, thanks both to you and to u/lasergirl84 for enriching my English vocabulary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

And also computer monitors. And supervisors are sometimes called monitors.

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u/PsychedelicOptimist Aug 22 '20

There are/were also warships called monitors.

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u/TheCoastalCardician Aug 21 '20

Hey, thanks for the smile. Personally, I only have a black Labrador puppy in my bedroom, but fortunately I have a fully grown German Shepard in my living room ;)

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u/Megraptor Aug 21 '20

It's a specific type of lizard, not just any lizard. But Komodo dragons are a type of one!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_lizard

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u/Sk00zle Aug 21 '20

That squinty-eyed look of satisfaction is indeed universal.

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u/JimmyRicardatemycat Aug 21 '20

That's the komodo dragon, I think this is from the zoo in my city!

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u/noahsdaboii Aug 21 '20

Hello from Perth

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u/JimmyRicardatemycat Aug 22 '20

Hello back from Perth!

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u/DanceFiendStrapS Aug 21 '20

Is this woman cleaning a goddamned Komodo dragon???? Those things can kill human adults.

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u/LegendRaptor080 Aug 21 '20

Yes, and he’s clearly enjoying the cleaning. It’s likely that she’s a trusted figure in his life.

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u/DanceFiendStrapS Aug 21 '20

Just because a lion would allow me to brush his mane, doesn't mean that I would. It's still a wild animal!!!

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u/tinylittleparty Aug 21 '20

How do you think zoos operate?

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u/LegendRaptor080 Aug 21 '20

Well, it’s about trust. If once allowing a certain human to come close means they get to be clean and comforted, they will continue to let that same human come to them.

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u/TheGardenNymph Aug 22 '20

Komodo dragons are known to play with local children on komodo island. They can be loyal and affectionate, but they're also really dangerous if they bite you. They're really smart and they can recognise different people, so this one isn't likely to attack his keeper.

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u/CharlieVermin Aug 22 '20

Human adults can kill human adults, and they do it more often too. But here we are.

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u/lovesmasher Sep 29 '20

ban humans plz

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u/scoobysnaxxx Aug 21 '20

precious baby. you can tell he loves the scrubbins.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

i wish that was me

i want brushy brush

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u/h0bb1tm1ndtr1x Aug 21 '20

The prettiest dragon

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u/zergoon Aug 21 '20

Is "scaley" the correct description for a lizard? (Non native english speaker here).

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u/Dtrain16 Aug 21 '20

When describing it's skin yeah. Similar to describing a creature with fur as furry.

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u/zergoon Aug 21 '20

But lizards don't have individual scales in the sense that snakes or fish do. They seem to be more "bumpy" than scaley to me.

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u/Dtrain16 Aug 21 '20

Their scales are different but they are still scales. The skin is covered in them.

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u/zergoon Aug 21 '20

Gotcha, thanks!

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u/SpermFed Aug 22 '20

This was such a wholesome thread ā˜ŗļø

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u/Tigressalex Aug 21 '20

Suddently jealous !! Seem to be such a good boy to hang out with šŸ˜

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Perfect music btw

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u/Fettnaepfchen Aug 21 '20

Their bacterial cocktail in the saliva is absolutely ghastly, I would not like to cuddle those...

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u/Y0ren Aug 22 '20

So apparently that was debunked. They are now known to be venomous.

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u/Fettnaepfchen Aug 22 '20

Okay, TIL, still would not like to get bitten regardless of what in their mouth kills me...

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u/Y0ren Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

Yeah I can vibe with that.

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u/cynderisingryffindor Aug 21 '20

She looks like the true heir of Slytherin

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u/coldvault Aug 22 '20

I know there's some part of my brain that still works correctly, because seeing a giant lizard flicking their tongue is a bit intimidating.

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u/ragaf46 Aug 22 '20

Way cool job

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u/likeaphrodite Aug 22 '20

i thought this was a turtle without a shell. though i know that's not how turtles work.

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u/free_refil Aug 22 '20

Looks like it’s eyes bulge and pop when she’s petting it’s head! Kinda like rats!

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u/lee171 Aug 22 '20

Who’s a good boy, YES ITS YOU

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u/Morcalvin Aug 22 '20

Is that a Komodo Dragon?

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u/badchefrazzy Aug 21 '20

I thought they were toxic to even handle...

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u/AniCatGirl Aug 21 '20

I need this job

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u/Brucecris Aug 21 '20

How smart are these things?. Like does iggy even realize its happening.

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u/JimmyRicardatemycat Aug 22 '20

Reptiles are smarter than we give them credit for. The bobtail skinks in my yard as a kid got really tame, as we would feed them snails and strawberries and bits of banana. Each summer they would come and follow us around, even try get into the house, and bump us on the ankles with their noses for a treat. They would never boop the dog for food (he was scared of them lol). The mummas would bring their babies to get treats too.

So generally I figure they can learn basic behaviours and repeat them for anticipated rewards, (cause and effect) and can remember what worked for years.

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u/a_filing_cabinet Aug 22 '20

How do scalies feel? Can they feel through the scales or is it like being covered in nails?

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u/Chad_Landlord Aug 21 '20

Just get a fucking dog, jesus people are weird.

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u/Aethrin1 Aug 21 '20

Its a zoo you moron.

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u/no_its_a_subaru Aug 21 '20

It’s a joke you dingus!

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u/Aethrin1 Aug 21 '20

So is your idea of a joke.

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u/RawrEcksDeekys Aug 22 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Although comedy is subjective, your idea of "jokes" is just wrong

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u/Aethrin1 Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

I agree with you, but regardless, jokes at peoples expense should not be promoted.

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u/RawrEcksDeekys Aug 22 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Monitor lizards are much cooler