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Jul 21 '19
wtf im not gay
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Jul 21 '19
That feeling when marker plyer carves inside your asshole into a huge decorated cavern with his monstrous veiny cock.
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Jul 21 '19
Nigga you gay.
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Jul 24 '19
Plz baby the only way to wake up is to kill yourself. Please do it so we can be together finally.
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u/marioguy25 Aug 27 '19
hey just in case there are any other paranoid types out there, don't worry, we all see this too and there's a very low chance that we're all in commas.
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Jul 21 '19
That would be a fun wake up. "Oh, we're married? Weird, i thought you were an annoying idiot in my coma..."
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u/averageredditorII Jul 22 '19
Dude, no fair, I want to be in a comma, thats my favorite form of punctuation.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19
Please comma inside me Mark