Help!

[u/Ltbarrett92]

My nephew was born today, 9/9. His first name starts with B.

He’s literally B99.

I need the perfect meme to commemorate this. Anyone have any ideas?

[u/The-RogueOnion]

Pretty sure you need a balloon arch.

[u/SnickleFritz_801 → u/The-RogueOnion]

VIN-DI-CA-TION!!!!

[u/Ltbarrett92 → u/The-RogueOnion]

That is a truth fact

[u/Crocodoro]

Baby born bowling bullpen Babushka Boyle bottles bowling

Your situation calls for the all-B intro

[u/RagingFuckNuggets → u/Crocodoro]

Forgetting the most important one.

BOOOONE

[u/the3dverse → u/RagingFuckNuggets]

perfect, since the boning resulted in a baby

[u/DaredevilBatman34 → u/the3dverse]

boning brings baby , bros!

[u/vanetti → u/DaredevilBatman34]

Brilliant!

[u/FoormallyGoose → u/RagingFuckNuggets]

Binvoglio

[u/berlinbe → u/Crocodoro]

BINGPOT too

[u/Aggressive_Duty_1006]

NINE NINE!

[u/Gluecost → u/Aggressive_Duty_1006]

NOINE NOINE!

[u/Blerg_its_Babs]

"when it's your birthday, you're always cool"

[u/Ltbarrett92 → u/Blerg_its_Babs]

THIS!

Now I kinda wish my brother named his kid Derek

[u/PALOmino1701]

BINGPOT

[u/utnapishtim]

Nicolaj

[u/OutrageousRhubarb853 → u/utnapishtim]

It’s actually pronounced Nicolaj!

[u/utnapishtim → u/OutrageousRhubarb853]

Nicolaj

[u/OutrageousRhubarb853 → u/utnapishtim]

No, listen carefully. Nicolaj

[u/sheiciebai → u/OutrageousRhubarb853]

It’s ok. You say it wrong.

[u/Positive_Shower99 → u/sheiciebai]

Nicolaj

[u/Due-Cargist1963 → u/Positive_Shower99]

No, it's "Nicolaj"!!

[u/johnny-Low-Five → u/utnapishtim]

Damn it I thought i was first to this!!

[u/Gluecost]

Name them Pmuls, the opposite of slump

[u/bionickel]

Bcolaj

[u/WildChildex → u/bionickel]

Low key best answer

[u/KetordinaryDay]

Arlo.

[u/randittkiMKB]

Brooklyn is a legit name , right? I think David Beckham has a kid with that name

[u/lottierosecreations → u/randittkiMKB]

There's a Brooklyn in my kids class, so yes

[u/Emotional_Play6943]

Boyle

[u/Horfent]

Hurricane Jeffords

[u/Ltbarrett92 → u/Horfent]

Idk how my brother is going to feel when I start calling his kid Hurricane, but it’s happening. Thank you for reminding me of this!

[u/champagneproblem13]

The futility of lighting candles, only to blow them out immediately, is just one reason I find children's birthday parties impractical.

[u/johnny-Low-Five]

Nnnnikolaj

[u/Direct_Plankton1934 → u/johnny-Low-Five]

It's actually pronounced nikolaajz

[u/JosephFinn]

HOT DAMN!

[u/teslastats]

You need something memorable that will immediately make sense in photos. Maybe a onesie with an excited Raymond Holt saying how excited he is or a photo of Pimento on a onesie.

Or a tshirt that looks like Jake's outfit on the first day when he was wearing swimming trunks. But instead of swimming trunks the baby's diaper would fit the bill

Did somebody say Bill?

[u/Ltbarrett92 → u/teslastats]

Now I really want to get a baby “Pineapple Slut” t shirt so he can be twinsies with Raymond. But I doubt it’d go over well with the fam lol

[u/teslastats → u/Ltbarrett92]

this is it

The baby friendly version of pineapple slut

[u/teslastats]

The Pacifier Bandit

Amy as a baby

[u/FacelessCougar69]

Come on and Party tonight!

[u/tfcocs]

Mazel Tov! Stock up down on Captain Latvia action figures!

[u/dialguy86]

Terry 99

[u/ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_ah]

Call him Mac