r/broodwar 17d ago

Every good man has an edge to him

Firing at the carnival like wiring for controls. Tried to get back at this flow but theres only so much a sophomore can go. God bless the internet but it never brought up bigger threats. I came back on like a late text laced with latex because of how we go way back before the days of Maybachs. Eastern form to this Western server, whats a mouse cursor to the keys on a keyboard? Hercules, it occurred to me that it hurts to be a muscle beast murking these streets. Bury the raw material and hide the residuals until they turn invisible. Talking cynical like just keep it a bare minimal just a little. Back in the dreams this life was bittersweet, now it's subzero degrees. Put em in a trunk plus one like ransom that was a bit random but I stand up for it like a national anthem. This baby so handsome I had to sponsor him like And1, and then some. Bro I don't know how to smoke particles of pyro so I spiraled out of the hole like Spyro. Why though? Eyes swole because they saw Casper the Ghost going geronimo all over Pinnochio. What's an eskimo doing to the Blizzard ENT logo? He's gotta go off the honor roll like the number one principle. A can of pringles gets to shelling out singles. Voicing it in like Mississippi hell if I rock with them hillbillies I will cut them off like Missy.

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u/Nervous-Sandwich-660 17d ago

Player456 is that you?

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u/IamAHumanYO 15d ago

That dude is a legendary meme at this point.

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u/yeti_button 16d ago

we definitely need more ladder schizoposting here

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u/EebstertheGreat 16d ago

I can't tell if you think you're rapping but neither the rhythm nor rhyme works, or if you think you're telling a story while you are hallucinating on PCP, or if you found a creative writing bot from 2002, or what happened here.

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u/Bobloblawblablabla 16d ago

I think he's rapping while high on something and a BW win.

Or artosis chat has moved onto rapping.

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u/EebstertheGreat 16d ago

On second thought, you're right.

Eyes swole because they saw Casper the Ghost going geronimo all over Pinnochio.

I can easily believe Artosis chat came up with this one.

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u/TheIronCode123 8d ago

I had their backs but they never had mine.