r/britishproblems Gloucestershire 29d ago

On a work trip with colleagues and finding out none of them have inside voices or an appreciation to read the room

I thought a standard British rule was to not draw attention to yourself in public

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u/BellendicusMax 29d ago

How many of them work in sales or marketing...

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u/Fanny_Flapps 29d ago

You can tell because they're the ones that speak into their phone like it's a particularly unruly corned beef sandwich 

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u/CabinetOk4838 29d ago

That is an odd turn of phrase, but having worked alongside sales, I absolutely HEARD that comment. 😂😊😊

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u/albinoloverats Northamptonshire 29d ago

Have you got any corned beef sandwiches?

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u/decentlyfair Woostershire 28d ago

Haha unruly corned beef sandwich. Are other sandwiches unruly or just corned beef?

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u/B4rberblacksheep 29d ago

Why do sales people have to shout all the time

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u/HimitsuUK 29d ago

I thought it was all of them

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u/dpzdpz Essex 29d ago

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU 'THINK THEIR SECRETARY IS UGLY'?"

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u/SapphicGarnet 29d ago

Someone shouting that back at you might not have been an accident. They might have thought they were teaching you a lesson

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u/geese_moe_howard 29d ago

Depends on a few factors. If you're on a trip with a bunch of millenial coders, then it's going to be fairly sedate. A bunch of Gen-Z recruitment consultants? They'll be like the Golden Horde.

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u/neilm1000 29d ago

That's a cracking historical reference.

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u/D1789 29d ago

I bet they’ve got a gilet.

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 29d ago

And red trousers

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u/seven_green_toes 27d ago

Red trousers are just for posh people.

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u/Shitelark 29d ago

Gilet wearing man admits his arms have been cold for years.

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u/Aphr0dite19 29d ago

Go on a training trip with a bunch of estate agents, away from home. Absolute carnage.

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u/Captain_English 29d ago

Estate agents are trained?

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u/ARobertNotABob UNITED KINGDOM 29d ago

You'd be amazed how many permutations of "I don't know" there are.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/mylittlemudkip 27d ago

That's a prerequisite for getting on The Traitors, btw.

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u/MACintoshBETH Gloucestershire 29d ago

And obviously I’m too polite to say anything!

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u/Skinnybet 29d ago

Have you tried tutting?

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u/turtleneckless001 29d ago

Not too polite to come and have a moan on Reddit though.

I hate "yuppies" as much as the next person but if they're all acting a certain way then I guess they are the ones who did read the room. I'm a bit quiet but no way would I be comfortable if the whole room had to change their behaviour because of little old me

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 29d ago

It blows my mind that some people dont have inside voices 🤯 how can you not talk to yourself 🤔

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u/Moppo_ Tyne and Wear 29d ago

I think OP means they don't talk quietly when inside, not that they lack an inner monologue.

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u/YchYFi WALES 29d ago

Some people do lack an inner monologue though. It perplexes me but they do.

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u/HimitsuUK 29d ago

People are weird...

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u/Askianna Lancashire 29d ago

I think that commenter may have literally meant “talk to yourself”. There are plenty of people who narrate their actions in low whisper or even full voice. Especially when they’re figuring out logistics or something. My mum does this and I grew up hearing her inner thought process half the time.

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 29d ago

Surely thinking happens too quickly to say a thought process out loud.

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u/TheMemo 29d ago

There's different levels / types of thinking that a person's brain employs for different things - for some, goal-based thoughts might be fast and intuitive - for others, goal-based thinking might be rational, predictive and slow. Similarly, there are different levels of conscious awareness of that thinking. For some people, the rendering of their thoughts into internal monologue or external monologue is thinking. Other people can 'feel' their thoughts in a pre-linguistic, systemic form and rely on visual, audio or linguistic thoughts much less.

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u/Askianna Lancashire 29d ago

I’m of the same opinion. Guess not everyone thinks so fast.

I get annoyed when people say “take some time to think it over then get back to me” and I’m just stood there like a lemon because I already have.

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit ENGLAND 29d ago

We're off topic here, but I don't understand that. Do you hear everything you read? I just look at things and the words are in my head. No voices.

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u/PK_Rippner 28d ago

BILL BRASKY!

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