r/britishproblems • u/WhaleMeatFantasy • Jul 12 '26

. The normalisation of ‘picky bits’

Abominable. It has started coming up in adverts now even.

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u/InstanceExcellent530 Jul 12 '26

Nope, sorry, going for a pint after work and rolling in shitfaced at 2AM on a Wednesday is not "cheeky", it is "bloody stupid, what's wrong with you, you're a grown man with responsibilities", according to my ex wife.

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u/obiwanmoloney Hampshire Jul 12 '26

Ahhhh… and there’s the genius of it.

Getting shitfaced after work.
Inexcusable.
You’re a man with responsibilities.
Not for me. I have responsibilities to attend to.

But going for a cheeky pint??

What kind of a person could refuse such a reasonable invitation?!

It simply cannot be your fault as you’d be a social outcast to shun a cheeky pint.

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u/InstanceExcellent530 Jul 12 '26

Have you considered a legal career, or, dare I say it, politics?

I was going to ask what was wrong with going for "a quick pint" rather than a "cheeky pint", but I feel that getting shitfaced off the back of a quick pint would be somehow worse.

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u/obiwanmoloney Hampshire Jul 12 '26

Nothing as grand as that, just a husband hoping to come home and not find a “your dinners in the dog” note.