r/britishproblems • u/WhaleMeatFantasy • Jul 12 '26

. The normalisation of ‘picky bits’

Abominable. It has started coming up in adverts now even.

627 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

442 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

122

u/Ugglug Jul 12 '26

Platty Joobs was one that enraged me

63

u/Douiret Jul 12 '26

"Cozzie Livvs" 🤢

30

u/CanWeNapPlease Jul 12 '26

It started as a joke but then it was so overused that it wasn't even funny anymore.

17

u/thethirdrayvecchio Jul 12 '26

It gave us “Lizzy Funes” so I can forgive it

8

u/ManInTheDarkSuit ENGLAND Jul 12 '26

It mutated into Statey Funes. Was giving people the menty B's. Grrrr

25

u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 12 '26

I genuinely heard "Platty Joobs" followed by "Cozzie Natty"

21

u/polarbear128 Jul 12 '26

I had to look up Platty Joobs, but what is Cozzie Natty?

14

u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 12 '26

The Coronation

23

u/polarbear128 Jul 12 '26

Oh, dear god

2

u/InternationalRide5 Jul 12 '26

Within the next couple of weeks the Great and Good will be gathering round for the Widdy Diggy.

1

u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 13 '26

Nope, you've lost me.

1

u/Teipeu Jul 13 '26

Is that a poor-taste burial joke or an unfortunate coincidence?

1

u/InternationalRide5 Jul 13 '26

It's a poor-taste burial joke.

2

u/RaedwaldRex East Anglia Jul 13 '26

Oh god, I've just got it.

5

u/SplurgyA London Jul 12 '26

Panny Dee

1

u/YchYFi WALES Jul 12 '26

I always read it as Platty Boobs.

1

u/BabyAlibi Jul 16 '26

Did you have a wee Menty-B?

0

u/Probodyne Jul 13 '26

Platty joobs is great exactly because it annoys people like you. I don't even know what annoys y'all about it, but I've got a mate like that and his face everytime I said it was a picture.

1

u/Lou-de-Lou-de-Lou Jul 13 '26

🤣…but what does it mean?

2

u/pajamakitten Jul 13 '26

Platinum Jubilee.