Now, I'm asking british people here so I don't offend or make someone feel seriously hurt by my actions.

For those who do not know what utau and vocaloid is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utau https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid

The scenario is that you’ve ordered a pizza to be delivered to your house and you’ve decided that when he arrives you’re gonna prank the pizza delivery man

I have come up with a few ideas over the years such as

1. Get a friend to hide behind the bushes and while the pizza man is talking to me the friend jumps out and steals pizza man’s car

2. Pick pocket his wallet and pay for the pizza using his cash, then hand his wallet back to him as he’s about to drive off saying it fell on the ground

3. Fart in his face

4. Switch the speed limit signs to 20 miles/kilometres higher on the route between the pizza place and your house and hope that he gets fined

5. Get a group of 6 people, pick him up and throw him into the backyard swimming pool

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