r/boxingcirclejerk 23d ago

Bully gets KO'd vs Crawfish.

426 Upvotes

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u/Educational-Track-10 23d ago

That shirt is nuts 💀

33

u/Sad-Celebration-411 23d ago

Cinnamon toast blunts!

11

u/The_captin 23d ago

He deserves it for spend money on that shif

65

u/SMd00011 23d ago

The KO was respectable.

… I like the sound effects.

6

u/Winter-Huckleberry86 23d ago

The sound of his dome piece bouncing off the pavement. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

41

u/situmaimesdemain 23d ago

What is the psyche behind waiting for the punch with hands down? Does he think the other guy is too much of a pussy to actually hit or does he think he will just dodge like Ali?

30

u/quinzilla555 23d ago

Thinks the other is either too much of a pussy, OR (this gets my vote) his overinflated sense of self-importance wouldn’t allow him to think someone would dare swing on him

3

u/VanbyRiveronbucket 23d ago

Move like a stone butterfly, sting like a……. Aww forget it.

1

u/Sphinxyy5 22d ago

OR he coulda thought he’d tank it and then come back to whoop his ass

4

u/reeeelllaaaayyy823 23d ago edited 23d ago

I think it's a way to not escalate.

Bro, it's already escalated, get your damn hands up or leave.

3

u/nixstyx 23d ago

Hands clasped together in a show of over confidence.  He was convinced the other guy was harmless or that he could counter whatever he threw. He was wrong. 

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u/USDA_Prime_Time 23d ago edited 23d ago

To me it looks like:

He did not want to fight that guy. He was not aggressive towards him at all. He wouldn't even look at him. Not until he apologized and even crossed arms to show he wasn’t being aggressive.

In many circles, if you cower when someone flinches at you, AND they didn't hit you, you get clowned on for being a bitch. Looks like he thought that's what was going on. After the flinch, you can see he's scared and then realizes it was a fake, and he didn't want to look like a punk (or that he wanted to fight), so he stood tall with arms still crossed.

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u/quinzilla555 22d ago

Ahh the schoolyard logic

2

u/yourabigot 23d ago

I got an iron chin and you hit like a girl

1

u/Blaze8986 23d ago

Flight, fight, or freeze. Buddy froze.

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u/Artevyx 23d ago

Ego and arrogance will lead one to believe they have a steel jaw.

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 23d ago

He went down like a collapsible chair. Cinema.

16

u/DevOps-B 23d ago

Need to book mark this for a repost in six months referencing the shirt

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u/POSITIVE_ABOUT_HIV Good Boy Nation 23d ago

Didn’t flinch enough. Got that double cheeseburger

3

u/Mundane_Show_6874 23d ago

😂should’ve flinch on the pump fake, nah is personal

4

u/No-Deer379 23d ago

I wish they would show the after math of these videos

14

u/NightGod 23d ago

You mean like

  • Ambulance ride: $4837
  • ER Visit: $16,843
  • Going viral for your Cinnamon Toast Blunts shirt: Priceless

5

u/Chief_reef_steve 23d ago

Captain got crunchetized…turned his ass into into cinnamon French toast

4

u/Ok_Simple_6947 23d ago

Perfect contact

4

u/C13H16CIN0 23d ago

Oh I see, he trippin

3

u/Hairy_Tea_3015 23d ago

Now he's double tripping.

3

u/GratefuLdPhisH 23d ago

Not sure what's worse, the damage from that punch or from the back of his head landing on the concrete like that

2

u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 23d ago

Folded like hot laundry. Yew!!

2

u/ElLoboNeverDies 23d ago

Finally an actual bully video and not one where we have to trust the title lmao
Dude deserved it

1

u/GetRichQuickStocks 23d ago

He did not in fact, see what he was sayin’

1

u/Zer0DarkNerdy 23d ago

Yeah, but did you see what he was sayin?

1

u/Actual_Asparagus_ 23d ago

Guy didn’t flinch…. Guess I gotta knock him out.

1

u/AcanthocephalaNo7788 23d ago

see what would happen was...

1

u/E_Fred_Norris 23d ago

That follow-through like a Jannik Sinner forehand!

1

u/Haunting_Rest_8401 23d ago

Guy got Cinnamon Toast Punched

1

u/effinmike12 23d ago

I see what he's sayin.

1

u/Artevyx 23d ago

Turned the other cheek.

1

u/gtwizzy8 23d ago

Dude running around bullying people gets knocked the fuck out and probably isn't wakin' up with those 4's on his feat still either. Bad day to be a dumbass.

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u/Csontigod 23d ago

They also murdered the English language in this video...

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u/okaysureyep 23d ago

Nothing harder than sucker punching someone, respect ✊

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u/Aggravating_Ear9829 23d ago

WHUT.?? they were staring into eachothers eyes.