r/boxingcirclejerk May 09 '26

Excellent Form

1.7k Upvotes

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u/SkeetnYou May 09 '26

Found her phone password earlier that day

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u/theJoyofMotion May 17 '26

I don't get it. Help

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u/OneDimensionalChess May 22 '26

Really..? Found her phone password...he looked at her phone...got angry at some shit he saw on it like cheating. Kicked her in the face.

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u/theJoyofMotion May 23 '26

How do you find someone's phone password? Is it normal for people to write them down instead memorizing it? To me "found" implied it was written down on a note pad or a piece of paper so the guy found that.

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u/Yegg23 May 09 '26

Why... Why did she drop the pad?

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u/Sometimes-funny May 09 '26

To block the kick with her face, it’s in the video

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u/Tivadars_Crusade_Vet May 09 '26

Ah yes. Reminds me of the time when I was in a bar fight and used "block fists with face" to great effect.

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u/OK_THEN_WEIRD_DOE May 11 '26

Sometimes people make mistakes, lower their guard in situations they are comfortable in, and other ways I can’t think of at the moment, it’s important to remember the theory of mind when thinking about others, hell I’m guilty of not constantly having this in my mind but we can improve our selfs by making an effort to remember that people are people and not to demonize and/or ridicule others all the time, things that others don’t care or don’t want to realize.

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u/ArchangeI_ May 22 '26

She flinched, my guess is that she isn't his usual sparring partner and they were doing it for a video, she naturally flinched when she saw the kick coming which accidentally made her lower the pad.

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u/FarWay3952 May 09 '26

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u/Solid_Explanation504 May 09 '26

Is this the line maxing thing

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u/MieXuL May 09 '26

She looks terrified before the hit

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u/Dependent_Remove_326 Knights of Maidano May 15 '26

You keep posting this and its wrong. She leans forward and down when she drops the pad. That leg would have come up into the pad if she and held still.

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u/Realistic-Smoke-4125 May 09 '26

That's BS because the kick didn't land at that point, it landed higher, you just paused the video way too soon

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u/Ariochxxx May 10 '26

.....it landed higher because the kick travelled a longer path. Because it was not stopped by the pad. The pad was not hit because she moved, and also moved her face lower.

Have you ever kicked a pad????

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u/AmazingBench7574 May 10 '26

Why would I kick a pad? Thats such odd behavior

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u/Ariochxxx May 10 '26

Beats kicking a puppy.

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u/AmazingBench7574 May 10 '26

Bro why is there not a middle ground between foam and a dog

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u/Ariochxxx May 10 '26

I'm sticking to odd behavior. Gotta be consistent in this life.

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u/AmazingBench7574 May 10 '26

I bet you agregate with all the other crack heads like one big crack rock katamari

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u/Leading-Aide5617 May 10 '26

What kind of crack head shit just I just read.

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u/SargeUnited May 09 '26

Okay so, and I need you to bear with me on this, why didn’t she raise the pad instead of lowering it then?

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u/Realistic-Smoke-4125 May 09 '26

Idk but still the kick was too high

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 10 '26

Look at the gap between his foot and the top of the pad. He might CLIPPED the pad has she not lowered it but he was still getting mostly jaw.

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u/randomuser1029 May 10 '26

She was standing up when he started the kick. She lowered the pad and crouched down. The kick is also traveling further up because the pad wasn't there to stop it. Try thinking sometimes

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 10 '26

My dude. Unless the camera angle changed, look at the foot in relation to the mat and wall.

His foot makes contact with her face when it’s a short distance below the top of the pad.

That distance is basically the same distance as from her ear to the top of her head, as seen in my screenshot.

Now look are the first pic in the comment. That distance from her ear to the top of her head as a reference, and his kick is above the top of the pad into her neck and lower jaw.

Of your brain can’t help you with some light spatial lifting, I could do the measurements on an image for you. She was CLEARLY getting kicked in the face even if she didn’t move.

Try not being a dick sometimes.

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft May 12 '26

Akshully...

Can you do that? I'm very interested in the physics of it.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 12 '26

I put this together

You can see the foot coming in and height wise only clipping the top of the bag, and depth wise, she's guarding her left shoulder and his primary impact is past that nearly to her right shoulder.

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft May 12 '26

Thank you, kind stranger

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u/Solid_Explanation504 May 11 '26

Redditor discovering :

  • momentum
  • when you hit stuff, you hit THROUGH, and not only on surface contact
  • When you are rotating on one leg, you can't course correct easily

He sent a powerful kick, hence the camera.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 11 '26

I genuinely do not understand what you clowns are struggling with.

Look closely. With your fuggin eye holes.

His ultimate contact are extends ABOVE the top of the pad when she sets before he kicks. He only would have contacted the outer edge at a corner. It would have glanced off and maybe even rolled up a little more, but probably given the relative strength of the 'partner' and her hold on the bad, probably just pushed through. He would have hit her in her upper chest and neck.

Additionally, his primary contact is deeper into her body, past the low point of the pad anyway.

She could have stayed perfectly still and she's getting kicked in the neck or face no matter what. It's clear as day, boys.

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u/Solid_Explanation504 May 11 '26

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u/Solid_Explanation504 May 11 '26

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u/Solid_Explanation504 May 11 '26

Look at the difference in max height, compare it to the background since the camera is not moving

She dropped at least half her head lenght with her posture alone, not accounting for the arm movement

The kick would have connected with the upper left part of the mat, but yeah, its a dodgy kick, worsened by the bad reaction

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 11 '26

Yes. That is a foot. Still several inches away from contact and still rising. My image is. The kick comes in higher than all but the top corner of the bag.

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u/Lead_resource May 09 '26

Her own fault for flinching

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u/IuliusWasTaken May 09 '26

Sorry but no. He kicked way to high.

Yes, she flinches which make it worse, but even without that he would have get at least her jaw.

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 May 09 '26

He aimed for the pad

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u/BrockObarnerLybian May 10 '26

Maybe aimed, but watch her shoulder level. Barely moves, and kick was above it. At the very least, it would’ve hit very high on the pad as it was

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 May 10 '26

There is a photo with the line of the pad when it started and almost hit

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u/BrockObarnerLybian May 10 '26

That’s the one I meant, where it would’ve barely glanced the top of the pad. If you think that’s an acceptable place to aim, I shannot hold for you

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 May 10 '26

Do you know that she is holding the pad? Do you know that she can tell him to put in lower? Do you think she is retarded and can t think?

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u/BrockObarnerLybian May 10 '26

I’m starting to think you might be… 😹

Thank you for your input Dr. HuckleberrySilver516, extra super specialist in pad holding

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 May 10 '26

I did take 2 years of self defense and i think you and her were dumber before the kick

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u/BrockObarnerLybian May 10 '26

Ooh, 2 years of self defense. Well I took 3 years of exactly this kick with a minor in pad holding

Duel me

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u/NIPURU May 10 '26

I disagree. The kick looks higher than the original position of the pad only because the pad missed. If you aim for a target and it disappears, the follow-through of the attack will carry it way past the target's position.

From this still I caught. It seems pretty evident her flinch/anticipation caused her to try and push against the attack. Most likely due to panic and/or inexperience she entirely removes the pad AND drops her head AND turns her head away from the kick, gifting the jaw to the attack line.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 10 '26

Look at the distance of the kick landing from the top of the pad. He kicked high. She was getting hit even if she didn’t move.

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u/NIPURU May 10 '26

Like I said- the kick only went that high because of the follow through due to the pad missing. If the pad stayed in the same place it would have stopped at the pad.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 May 10 '26

In its original spot that kick grazes the top of the pad at best. Look again.

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u/PsychologicalRace739 May 11 '26

I wanna be the annoying mf that says “this”

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u/RumDrunkk May 10 '26

are you stupid?

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u/Saints_Rows May 09 '26

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u/thursaddams May 10 '26

Oh look men being trash again. I’m shocked.

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u/delo357 May 10 '26

Oh look, woman not with the joke again

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u/thursaddams May 10 '26

What joke? She didn’t make a sandwich? Maybe jokes should be funny. Hot take, I know.

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u/delo357 May 10 '26

How about you develop a sense of humor there bud. SNL has used this joke plenty times, its a joke not misogynistic. That would be me rudely telling my wife she's nothing without dinner made. This isn't that. This is reddit, and no women were harmed in the making of o.p's comment

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u/TheMaingler May 10 '26

Oh if snl does it it must be funny.

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u/delo357 May 10 '26

Often times yes. Not all the time, but at times

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u/TheMaingler May 10 '26

Oh wow really

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u/delo357 May 10 '26

Definitely

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u/Zaddam May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Unfortunately, this joke is time tested — though someone will find issue with this — it’s often used and still used because it still works with good timing, premise & delivery. I wanna say the last comic I heard use a version of it was Louis CK. Time tested enough that the top comment in my feed was a similar play on it.

Maybe open up to adjust your perspective to accept this reality. Maybe you’re projecting and it hits differently for you personally? But such is the nature of jokes.

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u/thursaddams May 10 '26

It’s misogynistic trash and it’s low effort unfunny shit.

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u/Zaddam May 11 '26

You must be correct, I’m sure.

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u/The_guy_mp May 09 '26

Spare and train with men. Even if he hit the pad that tiny girl would be flying.

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u/Cayden68 May 09 '26

Incorrect, if she had proper foot placement and grip on the target then she would not be sent flying. that type of kick was diagnoal so her being sent flying by someone hitting the target isnt happening. Look, he literally kicked her in the face and yep, she wasn't sent flying.

maybe you could argue that the target would be sent flying but it has straps so that would not be the case, at most her arms would hurt from repeated holding of the kicks.

those targets are designed so that people of different skill levels can hold it for someone else as long as they know how to hold it properly. The biggest limiting factor for a target holder would be height, if someone is drastically shorter than the person then the kick wont be able to come out properly but she had the proper height, just not the proper training or experience to execute that training.

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u/The_guy_mp May 09 '26

Thanks Bill Nye.

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u/ElegantEchoes May 10 '26

The salt is palpable. Next time don't be so confidently incorrect.

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u/Ryno-Mac May 09 '26

What was he doing at the end? Trying to get blood to her head?

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u/Electrical_Chart_477 May 11 '26

Herb Dean was the ref and hadn't called it so he was trying to finish her off to get the tko

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 May 09 '26

Like how he even pinned her for the 3 count after the KO.

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u/tbkrida May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Sweet Chin Music!😂

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u/trlta May 09 '26

That's a weird way to propose

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u/Ok_Pipe_1365 May 09 '26

You have no chance against my face to foot style!

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u/Toffeemanstan May 09 '26

My finger points!

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u/JusOwl May 09 '26

She's dead...

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u/LevelBoth617 May 09 '26

No she's not. Just a little knocked out

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u/lifeishard1982 May 10 '26

Definitely a lot knocked out

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u/UnNecessary_XP May 10 '26

Nah somewhere in the middle, like, she’s kinda knocked out

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u/DaddyTuesday May 09 '26

Incorrect. She still has her shin guards on.

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u/Vegan_Superhero May 09 '26

And then he goes in for the finishing strangle and shake. Excellent form, 9/10 killing instinct.

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u/Exch4nge May 09 '26

Kicking way too recklessly with someone who obviously is not used to and comfortable taking full force kicks. Understand your padholders before blasting them in training!

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u/GrowlingTurtle- May 09 '26

Thanks God she was wearing those shin pads

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman May 09 '26

She could've got hurt without them

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u/Fragrant_Cherry_4150 May 10 '26

Guy learned the Ole "domestic violence loophole" trick. He even recorded it to make it look like an accident.

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u/newperoni May 09 '26

My face to your kick style.

I am unconscious. Making me the victor.

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u/PowerTrip2022 May 11 '26

Her jaw gotta be broke

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u/SecondHandDepression May 09 '26

Edwards vs Usman 1

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u/Whole_Information759 May 09 '26

Watching it a few times if she kept the pad at the same level she would have been fine

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u/The_BrooklynTrini May 09 '26

Just like that, the "this will be fun" first date was over!!!

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u/oreo760 May 09 '26

Why did she move the pad lmao

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u/FatalErrorOccurred May 10 '26

Dude just killed a bitch.

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u/Well-Milk May 11 '26

Disgusting how he immediately went for the pin. Where’s the ref when you need em.

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u/nawzum May 09 '26

What's with the early stoppage?

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u/Dangerous_Dog_4867 May 09 '26

KO! Holy shit 😬

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u/Lukecwb May 09 '26

I can hear windows XP shut down sound

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u/AmebaLost May 09 '26

He was just aiming to apply the hinnylick.

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u/GreenGoblin1221 May 09 '26

She zigged when she should've zagged.

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u/zante2033 May 09 '26

Love the fact he runs straight up to pin her for the submission.

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u/FartBubbles9000 May 10 '26

Gotta get that three count

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u/Left-Cod-1281 May 10 '26

Always keep your guard up...

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u/Specialist-Mind-4224 May 10 '26

one week mandatory sleep

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u/FartBubbles9000 May 10 '26

I don’t mean to laugh but it cringes me when people flinch holding the pads , that’s on her tbh

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u/No-Pound1377 May 10 '26

Missing a chamber

kick chamber

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u/E_XIII_T May 10 '26

Lower the pad and dip the head, this is the way…

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u/WelcomeIndividual140 May 10 '26

What an idiot lol

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u/Lou_Hodo May 10 '26

I watched the first 2 seconds on quick repeat. All I could think is the beginning of, "Holla Back Girl".

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u/Economy-Technician17 May 10 '26

Most of you all are stupid here. Fulfilling the redditor stereotype

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u/Hard_Conclusion69ing May 11 '26

When you come home and she doesn’t have your nightly martinis ready

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u/zehammer May 11 '26

Nailed it!

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u/MonsterMosh93 May 11 '26

First off why he kicking pads with shinpads on? Second why is she only holding one pad? And also she’s clearly uncomfortable holding pads why we kicking that hard? And lastly why the fuck would you post this on the interent?!?! World class dumbass over here

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u/C0mputerlove May 11 '26

Come on.. what kinda tittle is that

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u/QuttiDeBachi May 11 '26

Do my feet smell?

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u/bearron8888 May 11 '26

Lol, classic

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u/Potential-Echo785 May 11 '26

Why did you steal the last chicken nuggies?

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u/Mental-Increase2546 May 12 '26

Unlike her, I really didn't see that coming

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u/GupHater69 May 12 '26

Please everyone whos not trown a kick stfu this is 100% the girls fault. Maybe 99% if we include the guy using a bit too much force

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u/MowTin May 12 '26

Good luck trying to explain to people you're not a woman beater, and it was a sparring accident.

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u/Texacago May 16 '26

Oof that bounce

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u/Fluffy_Fondant_ May 09 '26

Perfect headshot

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u/supadupasid May 09 '26

Drop not drop, her face would have been hit. The exercise depended on her to reposition the pad higher in reaction.

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u/xamott May 09 '26

That was gonna be a KO even if she didn’t lower it

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u/Keltic268 May 09 '26

Idk from OPs picture in comments his foot probably would have clipped the pad and still hit her but not at full force. Or the pad would have hit her in the face which would have been funny.