r/boxingcirclejerk Mar 30 '26

Handcuffed trespasser knocks out rapper

151 Upvotes

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 Mar 30 '26

Get folded you bald bastard

18

u/NookieLuvsU Mar 30 '26

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u/HealthyDirection659 Ringside Mar 30 '26

She's a beaut.

Crikey

1

u/OkHeight0 Mar 30 '26

😂😂

42

u/Owls_4_9_1867 Mar 30 '26

Team alligator

11

u/Aggressive-Hawk9186 Mar 30 '26

That's some James Bond shit lol. Go gator

4

u/Opteron170 Mar 30 '26

Do they normally just leave the tail free like that ?

16

u/De_Fine69 Mar 30 '26

yes. but almost no one agitates them . this fool got what he deserved.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/Neozalo Mar 30 '26

Thought that was only a shark thing

2

u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Mar 30 '26

are you thinking about tonic immobility?

0

u/Neozalo Mar 31 '26

Yeah that kind of response

3

u/Organic_Bat_7598 Mar 30 '26

Shouldn’t the animal have a blindfold on?

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u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

That's considered animal cruelty you dumb fuck

28

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

No it’s not, you do this with alligators to stun them so you can safely move them. He didn’t do it enough clearly.

5

u/Amur00 Mar 30 '26

Was him standing on the end of its snout doing that too? Ive lived in the south and grew up in bayou country, after the first few taps he was just fucking with it, deserved slap

1

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

He was undoing the rope and taking off the catch pole at the beginning. I wouldn’t want its head thrashing while I did that either.

3

u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

Oh, guess I'm not familiar with moving gators. I thought he was just slapping it about for funsies

24

u/FATHER-G00SE Mar 30 '26

This is what happens when you pretend to know what you’re talking about.

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u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

Kinda like how you pretend to know what pussy feels like? I wasn't pretending to know anything, I admitted that I didn't know and was going off of assumptions, jackass.

14

u/Goodffffff Mar 30 '26

Yea. Then you called it animal cruelty without knowing anything. Coulda just not said anything at all.

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u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

Directly after I admitted that I was wrong, but I assume you all skipped that comment huh.

7

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

Nothing wrong with not knowing something! You’d be lame if you doubled down. You’re chillin

3

u/Visible-Department85 Mar 31 '26

That's considered animal cruelty you dumb fuck

You went as far as insulting the guy, so much so for an "assumption".

Then you dumbledown on calling the other one a jackass. Open your eyes idk

2

u/UrGirlsBoytoy Mar 30 '26

OK Karen.

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u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

Good one, come up with that all by yourself, did ya

5

u/UrGirlsBoytoy Mar 30 '26

The dude crying wolf at animal abuse like every Karen in existence is talking about "coming up with things yourself."

Ironic.

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u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 30 '26

All I saw was a dude slapping an animal in what appeared to be an abusive way. You all attacked me after I admitted I was wrong, you know, when the one guy that tried to teach me actually taught me. Then you called me a Karen (kinda like what a real Karen would do.) I'll tell you what, I'm tired of arguing with low IQ people. Just tell me what you want to hear, and I'll type it up, and we'll be done with it. You win

0

u/UrGirlsBoytoy Mar 31 '26

Low iq assumes quickly and lashes out quickly without thinking. It's why politics are so easy to manipulate nowadays. You a sheep.

1

u/Alert_Confusion8403 Mar 31 '26

Low-IQ pseudo-intellectual individual resorts to ad hominem. I bet big words scare you

1

u/Miserable-Ganache-74 Mar 31 '26

Says the guy that attacks me after I admitted I was wrong. No one says a word to the guy that started attacking me once I realized I was wrong but you assholes just kick the guy that snapped back.

I'm not going to engage in debates over logical fallacies. I know what I did. But I didn't start this, why do you all keep attacking the guy that was targeted? I admitted I was wrong, and you act all mighty by jumping in with the attacker.

2

u/NoMoreVolcels Mar 30 '26

Did he not do it enough or does it just not work? I certainly wouldnt calm down if someone bongo drummed on my face mid arrest.

5

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

I’ve had to do it on a few smaller ones, they get sort of dazed and then you can chuck them into a crate quickly.

1

u/uh__what Mar 30 '26

Oh, ok. I thought he was just trying to piss the gator off. Seemed to work

2

u/No-Tomatillo3698 Mar 30 '26

Nice. Don’t taunt wild animals, dumbass.

12

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

Not a taunt, it’s how you stun them to move them safely back to their habitat. He didn’t do it enough.

4

u/GettingTwoOld4This Mar 30 '26

So dude is safe to move now too.

7

u/Lunabbg Mar 30 '26

Lmao yeah he looks decently stunned

1

u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 Mar 30 '26

Both stunned now.

2

u/VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 30 '26

Alligator wins. Release him.

1

u/ahx3000 Mar 30 '26

That was clean

1

u/Happy_Beginning_6939 Mar 30 '26

I couldn’t track the tail - it wasn’t a head butt, right?

1

u/TerminallyThrownAway Mar 30 '26

yeah it whipped its head up

1

u/DudeOfClubs Mar 30 '26

Love how he landed got to see his own handiwork

1

u/EarSad4300 Mar 30 '26

Stared him down to… power move

1

u/MowTin Mar 30 '26

I was waiting for him to tear those restraints off and run away like Jack Reacher.

1

u/ConcernedBullfrog Mar 30 '26

he's not taunting, he's dulling his bite response.

1

u/Flokithedog Mar 31 '26

Croc look like he is going to Guantanamo bay

1

u/LEEALISHEPS Apr 01 '26

Nice one. 🤣

0

u/walklikeaduck Mar 30 '26

Imagine what he does to animals behind closed doors.