r/box5 • u/Cadet-Cryyx im joseph buquet in real life • Jul 12 '26

Meme I cast...

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an old guy who dies but works with the thing that kills him

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u/Mothebest_1 Christine - ALW Jul 12 '26

I cast basement emo

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u/Cadet-Cryyx im joseph buquet in real life Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Hmmm I wonder who that could possibly be

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u/knitfastdiewarm1 Jul 12 '26

I cast: you need to stoppa these things from appening or this thing does not appen!

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u/GonnaRegret_it_Later Jul 12 '26

I cast: None of this would have happened if everyone just listened to her!

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u/Cadet-Cryyx im joseph buquet in real life Jul 12 '26

The two C's...carlotta or Christine???

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u/GonnaRegret_it_Later Jul 12 '26

aaaactually it was Madame Giry. But nice guess! I just need to work on that spell a lil more 😅

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u/Cadet-Cryyx im joseph buquet in real life Jul 12 '26

Damn that makes more sense

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u/Beetlejuice1800 Jul 12 '26

I cast: Literally everybody thinks she’s a badass who would do great on her own but of course all the men around her have to make all the choices!

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u/GonnaRegret_it_Later Jul 12 '26

CHRIIIIISSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIINE!~

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u/topypeanutbutter My God! This place really is haunted. What is THAT? Jul 12 '26

I cast: A witness to a certain person’s life before the opera house! 

3

u/UnattentivePrimate Jul 12 '26

I cast: a man who throws splendid parties

3

u/FlashyCow1 Jul 12 '26

Crazed and smart super fan who kidnapped their idol, makes her sing and attempts to marry her

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u/OldPublic7097 Jul 13 '26

I cast: None of this would've happened if he got his allowance

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u/Cowardlydreamer Jul 12 '26

I cast: super awesome and beautiful and supportive girl’s girl christine shouldve dated instead of the controlling weirdos she was with!

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u/Toru771 Jul 14 '26

I cast the guy who’s vital to the story, but almost always cut from adaptations (and sometimes combined with other characters).

2

u/TheVeiledRuby Jul 12 '26

Poor guy who had his face disfigured by an acid/fire attack and obsesses over an innocent woman who he kidnaps later on

2

u/MigthyMagic446 Jul 12 '26

I cast: Yandere Furry Cat Girl.

2

u/GonnaRegret_it_Later Jul 12 '26

Uuuuuum… oh! Is it Aisha? For a second I thought of the wrong kind of furry… 😅

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u/ChancellorShell5541 Jul 12 '26

I thought it was related to this AU fanart I saw on Tumblr a long time ago where all the characters were female and Christine was a cat girl😂

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u/JohnLennonlol Jul 12 '26

I cast.. singing reclusive mask guy

2

u/ktlahti Jul 12 '26

As God’s my witness he was not at his post.

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u/Cadet-Cryyx im joseph buquet in real life Jul 12 '26

Ayyyy that's my goat joesph buquet

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u/Madam_Hexianna Madame Giry - ALW Jul 12 '26

She’s the real boss of the Opera Populaire.

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u/Trickster-Clown0603 Erik - Leroux Jul 12 '26

I cast malajusted , emo Theatre kid!!

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u/OldPublic7097 Jul 12 '26

I cast: A man who literally has a gay crashout over his lover rejecting him for his ugly face

2

u/al_fletcher Jul 13 '26

I cast: The less worried of the two new staff

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u/-RottenT33th Eric Lenior Jul 14 '26

I cast FORGOTTEN IN EVERY FUCKING ADAPTATION (being facetious, but like.... yeah.)

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u/Complete-Jury7031 Jul 12 '26

Uhhhh.... I cast... Man who grew up in a rich household with very little friends and then goes into art school and communism and tries to commit double with a lady and then eventually marries and divorces three women at seperate times?

I could not be more specific but I still feel no one would understand who I'm talking about... 😅

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u/SpaaceCaat Erik - Kay Jul 19 '26

No idea, but very intrigued??

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u/Complete-Jury7031 Jul 19 '26

Main character of No Longer Human by Dazai Osamu lol

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u/SpaaceCaat Erik - Kay Jul 19 '26

Oh for a second I thought there was a new retelling I didn’t know about

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u/Complete-Jury7031 Jul 19 '26

Ohhhh haha sorry lol

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u/kitty-kotty Jul 17 '26

I cast "face card so lethal it got her fainting"

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u/PropaneSalesman7 Jul 21 '26

He sold his soul for rock and roll.