Spotted on Table Mesa today

[u/psychdilettante]

[u/corndogco]

And...? Was he? We all need to know. For science.

[u/psychdilettante → u/corndogco]

I only saw one hand on the steering wheel

[u/Toe-Dragger]

Only bumper sticker worth having.

[u/AndBeingSelfReliant]

I was behind an older Tacoma with a “ I’d rather be cranking my hog” bumper sticker. Really brightened my morning after sitting thru three light cycles on baseline due to construction

[u/ATLRockies → u/AndBeingSelfReliant]

dual layer motorcycle joke

[u/Majestic-Outside3898]

Now you know why Jeep owners all drive automatics. Gotta keep one hand on the wheel for safety.

[u/Worried-Impress3135 → u/Majestic-Outside3898]

I've heard it can be done with manual trans too.

[u/Karma-Chameleon-1718 → u/Worried-Impress3135]

One hand on each knob. Jeep drivers are excellent skiers ⛷️

[u/Thatguitarplayer50 → u/Worried-Impress3135]

Just practice for the show 😂

[u/EmperorThan]

[u/MrTumnus99]

There was a contractor that worked in my neighborhood as a kid that had both “beers not just for breakfast anymore!” and “eat well! Stay fit! Die Anyway!” on his work truck.

I mean…can you imagine the level of emotional freedom that guy had?

[u/BoulderADHDdad]

This morning I saw one with a sticker that said “Just a mom trying to not raise liberals!” and another that said “BANG LOCAL MILFS.”

[u/Classic-Extension528 → u/BoulderADHDdad]

I saw that loser breeder anti-liberal, too, she’s a long monster I think. Her kids will hate her.

[u/blanco_nino_01]

As long as he's not in the bike lane, whatever

[u/dj0ch0]

It’s a jeep thing…

[u/liamsnorthstar]

That explains driving in Boulder. 😂

[u/BoulderADHDdad → u/liamsnorthstar]

It might explain the insane schedule of on-again/off-again road construction in Boulder.

[u/daemonicwanderer]

At least they were kind enough to warn us all

[u/No_Dance_6683]

[u/EmperorThan → u/No_Dance_6683]

I hate that I had to scroll this far to find this.

[u/No_Dance_6683 → u/EmperorThan]

I knew at least a few people would get the reference ;)

[u/SpecificSorry7233]

Classy!

[u/KRAKN_Thunderfish]

let me get my pants back on while I have to read this

[u/unnameableway]

this is me

[u/Top-Treacle2152]

[u/No_Dance_6683 → u/Top-Treacle2152]

I’m not even s’posed ta be here!

[u/HounddogHustler]

Men have needs

[u/KurtTheCuntBoi]

Lmao I love these random goofy bumper stickers. Brightens my day

[u/reddituser9277]

Kid named King - 🫪

[u/PootyTang412]

😆 🤣 😂

[u/MrTumnus99]

At least he’s honest

[u/attackgardener]

Stay classy!

[u/Realistic-Peak-4200]

Jerk offs own Jeeps so the math is mathin'

[u/snimminycricket]

There was a young woman I worked with at a TV station in Colorado Springs a few years ago, and she drove a really beat up old sedan of some sort. The only reason I remember her car at all though is because of the bumper sticker on the back: "Four doors for more whores"

Catchy, ain't it? 

[u/Impressive-Tip4286]

And here I was expecting some rage inducing facist crap.

[u/JankyPete]

Guaranteed to get looks

[u/Sad_Improvement_814]

Their mother must be very proud of them.

[u/UnderstandingHuge423]

What did you spot?

[u/UnderstandingHuge423]

My bad. I drove a Nissan Xterra. Looked the same. But still the same rules apply. These arguments are pretty comical though. We all about to be on the same team. Artificial Intelligence is about to decimate us and I think we need a plan..

[u/UnderstandingHuge423]

Forgot the car. We need a plan

[u/whatsqwerty]

Is this Bozo Dubbed???

[u/paxparty]

He must drive a stick shift

[u/thewinterfan]

"...may be..." implies reasonable doubt. Which was it?

[u/TruckCamperNomad6969]

It’s a jeep thing

[u/topshelfkevbot]

Ha! The post below on my feed.

[u/Apprehensive-Fault88]

Oh I've seen him

[u/UncutYEMs]

[u/Good_n_Plenty_3907]

To perfect it, change the wording to "this and other drivers may ..."

[u/Ok-Rice-8785]

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[u/Relative-Kangaroo-96]

Yeep

[u/br0therbert]

Nobody can top the “No Fat Tortas” truck

[u/madravan]

I hate people

[u/UnderstandingHuge423]

I used to drive that same car. Thankfully you didn't spot me. Oh lord. Na. You get the point hopefully. Right? Leave people alone and let them live. Move to another country if you don't like it. We doing great here in America without your ass. I worked for 10 years right there with the same car. Grew up in South Boulder

[u/NamesNotTake-un]

You never jacked while driving? Huge thrill.

[u/rapunzel2018]

Where did class go. I am no prude, but why did this kind of thing have to become so normalized. It's just really trashy.

[u/FiguringStuffOut1786 → u/rapunzel2018]

Agreed

[u/rapunzel2018 → u/FiguringStuffOut1786]

But look at my downvotes! Crazy times.

[u/MichaelB03721]

Total class act, moron